tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39859875560383939752024-03-13T01:47:06.463-07:00Ugly creaturesColehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.comBlogger767125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-72890341839448047112009-02-18T11:44:00.001-08:002009-02-18T13:52:54.760-08:00David Caruso - Butthead<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZyeRp2T0qHgbiku46_n3F3bUlkpMVrO4KCHG_YjpEloRJjDF4VZwjP98rjx0QfjJrcDqSM_LCh3ABQjyMExWuUVUGguFZK0R_DjBvQnZlCTFbvC9AoGQ6e6pcKW9AMYkQMWEgm-TGGTey/s1600-h/Picasa3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304229019973411154" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZyeRp2T0qHgbiku46_n3F3bUlkpMVrO4KCHG_YjpEloRJjDF4VZwjP98rjx0QfjJrcDqSM_LCh3ABQjyMExWuUVUGguFZK0R_DjBvQnZlCTFbvC9AoGQ6e6pcKW9AMYkQMWEgm-TGGTey/s200/Picasa3.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-f7HnJV9lRDvg6lZ_DhA0y6aFI5azozH0zgFfBgOIvKnrvQl59UbCN7-pYCu_p9T1n2ZrQq4qE0DmK1plGs_wZVHsi3jy8zuf1GGMvtW_oNVWzlof1wjtUVgJqpwHc99QtY9Dc1C9qP4A/s1600-h/Picasa31.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304228691548562162" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-f7HnJV9lRDvg6lZ_DhA0y6aFI5azozH0zgFfBgOIvKnrvQl59UbCN7-pYCu_p9T1n2ZrQq4qE0DmK1plGs_wZVHsi3jy8zuf1GGMvtW_oNVWzlof1wjtUVgJqpwHc99QtY9Dc1C9qP4A/s200/Picasa31.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em></em></span></span></strong></div><br /><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em></em></span></span></strong></div><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> - A face <span style="color:#ff6600;">so ugly only his mother could love</span> or one or the other highly delusional fan...<span style="font-size:78%;"> </span><em><span style="font-size:78%;">(like dodo/dojo, the dumb one)....</span> </em></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">We doubt there is anyone who has been<span style="color:#ff6600;"> more often ridiculed and made fun of than him.</span><span style="color:#000000;"> And</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> is one of those individuals <span style="color:#ff6600;">who deserves to be the butt of jokes</span>. </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">There are <span style="color:#ff6600;">so many reasons</span> as to why:</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">- his <span style="color:#ff6600;">unbearable diva behavior</span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">- his <span style="color:#ff6600;">ridiculously bad acting</span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">- his <span style="color:#ff6600;">careworn appearance</span> which bears signs of prolonged substance abuse.</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Just to name a few.</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:78%;">*</span></strong></div><div></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Recently someone put together <span style="color:#ff6600;">a collage</span><span style="color:#ff6600;"> of</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">the most notworthy caricatures of <em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span>. Is it just us or does<span style="color:#ff6600;"> Caruso</span> bear a certain resemblance to <span style="color:#ff6600;">Mister Bean</span>? LOL</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">*</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - ..</span></em><a name="comment_2275320"><em><span style="color:#000099;">Is David Caruso the biggest douchebag on the planet?</span></em></a><em><span style="color:#000099;"> Just seeing that picture of him on the CSI cover wants me want to punch him in the neck<span style="font-size:78%;">..(</span></span></em><a style="COLOR: #00c; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/38265"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/38265</em></span></a><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em> )</em></span></span></strong></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-53667185861211914872009-02-17T10:05:00.000-08:002009-02-17T16:38:28.196-08:00David Caruso - Oh, crap! It's Caruso!<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">One <span style="color:#ff6600;">funny picture</span>.<br />One <span style="color:#ff6600;">funny caption. </span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">14 </span>hilariously funny answers. ENJOY!!!</span></strong> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></div></span></strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303830172875937890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 229px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaa7qCqx2NDLqsOuoo5XqQUBgxd4yyTX9SJOF9rfTFPE8ac8cYOY9O5wIQZFOv8QRgk5Zsko3xYJXIFr7yjDbLLr7o0CBrVyqNcXjAcIgcoSryUPkjVQapxDNfvSIQ67ktpX50nACeBq-K/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /><br /><em><span style="color:#000099;">"Oh crap. He took the shades off. RUN. </span></em><a href="http://roflrazzi.com/2008/11/10/celebrity-pictures-david-caruso-gimmicks1/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000099;"><em>Does this mean he doesn’t have a career now?</em></span></strong></a><span style="color:#000099;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><em> (David Caruso)"</em></span></strong><br /></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em>Vilebird </em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">That may be<span style="color:#ff6600;"> the creepiest picture</span> I’ve ever seen of him. Looks like he’s practicing<span style="color:#ff6600;"> seducing people like a serial killer would.</span></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em>ugiron </em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">If he had<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a brain he would understand how ridiculous he looks</span>. He still thinks he looks cool doing that. <span style="color:#ff6600;">That moron</span> was still in grade school when Robert Stack made fun of the Sunglasses Yank in Airplane!</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em>bean </em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Does anybody else thing this man looks like<span style="color:#ff6600;"> an orange lizard</span>…? </span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">Captain Blowme</span></em> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Uhoh, he took the glasses off.</span> He is now -<span style="color:#ff6600;">20 Acting Ability, -50 Emoting</span>.<br />forge Also, channeling <span style="color:#ff6600;">Chester the Cheezy Cheetah =/= acting</span>. Try again fella.</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em>Hemibill </em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Take away the glasses and <span style="color:#ff6600;">he looks like John Mark Karr</span>.</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#006600;"><em>Jon</em> </span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Lol, the<span style="color:#ff6600;"> overacting reminds me of Star-Trek</span>… Ironically, the shows have about an equal basis in real science between them!</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em>Tessie </em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Oh, crap. <span style="color:#ff6600;">He’s going to try to act. RUN!!</span></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">Pugiron</span> </em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Was the part where he <span style="color:#ff6600;">got punched in the face</span> better or the <span style="color:#ff6600;">part where he got killed</span>? I loved<span style="color:#ff6600;"> both</span>!</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#006600;"><em>2kissy</em> </span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">The fact that he is<span style="color:#ff6600;"> even on the air</span> (let alone the lead in a hit show) amazes me. It sure has <span style="color:#ff6600;">nothing to do with talent <em>(pathetically lacking</em></span><em>).</em> Maybe he knows where <span style="color:#ff6600;">the bodies are buried & blackmailed</span> his way back onto TV. </span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">geesh!<br /></span></em>Hi anyone else think he has <span style="color:#ff6600;">a HUGE forehead</span>??</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#006600;"><em>1redcat</em> </span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Roundhouse kick. Next question?</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em>Julz </em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">I think he went to the <span style="color:#ff6600;">Joey Tribiani school of acting .. takes the glasses off for effect</span>. Gawd he’s <span style="color:#ff6600;">a major douche</span> and looks like an <span style="color:#ff6600;">overgrown leprechaun</span>. </span></strong><br /><br /><em><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#006600;">asslee</span> </span></strong><br /></em><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">This guy is the <span style="color:#ff6600;">worst actor ever</span>.<br /><span style="font-size:78%;">****************<br /></span></span></strong><a href="http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/15/celebrity-pictures-david-caruso-shades-off/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/15/celebrity-pictures-david-caruso-shades-off/</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><em><span style="color:#006600;"><br /></span></em>****************</span><br /><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "It is great that so many people can come together to share an overwhelming emotion...even if it is hatred for another person...David Caruso - bringing the world together, one person at a time..." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></span></em></span></strong><a href="http://organicmeatbag.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-i-hate-you.html?zx=9493ff1f4a1d6ca0"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://organicmeatbag.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-i-hate-you.html?zx=9493ff1f4a1d6ca0</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-87875402345786835282009-02-15T09:42:00.000-08:002009-02-15T10:51:25.469-08:00David Caruso - Caruso Dream Interpretation<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFjmEoSKIU0znc48qcqqlmld_mzKtfefqTu-M51s461i0YVM9J5FNWiICbmoftmah9B4DcQE1Mgx0N8Wh7Ug_t-Pve5t0BUwyir9jJ9dcwRZZkKZqIVAP7kJSF8h7KPz9y_EFJZDhnqO2E/s1600-h/HORATIOCAINESTANCE5.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303082827734136098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 228px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFjmEoSKIU0znc48qcqqlmld_mzKtfefqTu-M51s461i0YVM9J5FNWiICbmoftmah9B4DcQE1Mgx0N8Wh7Ug_t-Pve5t0BUwyir9jJ9dcwRZZkKZqIVAP7kJSF8h7KPz9y_EFJZDhnqO2E/s320/HORATIOCAINESTANCE5.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Ever <span style="color:#ff6600;">dreamed of HoCaine</span>?<br />Ever <span style="color:#ff6600;">dreamed David Caruso</span>?</span></strong><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Nasty, we know. If yes, you should <span style="color:#ff6600;">seek<em> help immediately</em></span> . Because you are obviously <span style="color:#ff6600;">in big </span><span style="color:#ff6600;">trouble</span>:</span></strong></div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><div><br /><em><span style="color:#ff6600;">Lieutenant Horatio Caine (David Caruso):</span></em> If you are a man, dreaming of Horatio means you could be showing <span style="color:#ff6600;">tendencies of megalomania</span>.</div><div>And, for some reason, you think some <span style="color:#ff6600;">people just don’t like you</span> and are<span style="color:#ff6600;"> talking and writing nasty things about you</span> behind your back. Seek professional help immediately. Better yet, go out and <span style="color:#ff6600;">buy yourself a good pair of sunglasses,</span> they’ll make you <span style="color:#ff6600;">feel more powerful</span>. </div><div>If you are a<span style="color:#ff6600;"> woman dreaming of Horatio</span>, wake up, <span style="color:#ff6600;">it’s a nightmare</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">***************** </span></span></strong></div><a href="http://iliketowatchtv.blogspot.com/2008/06/csi-dream-interpretation-guide.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://iliketowatchtv.blogspot.com/2008/06/csi-dream-interpretation-guide.html</em></span></strong></a><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:78%;">*****************</span></span></strong> </span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "Wow! It appears that you are indeed the authority on Caruso! Hopefully our body of work will lead to him being trampled by a pack of Rhinos somewhere in the Serengeti...."</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;">(</span></em></span></strong><a href="http://organicmeatbag.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-i-hate-you.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://organicmeatbag.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-i-hate-you.html</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-15764170618059343152009-02-14T08:48:00.000-08:002009-02-14T16:31:36.764-08:00David Caruso - Never ask a redhead...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgNlvGhXDnOXvlBEcPbhhHYuo-nKjyQlyHm6V3ko3TXw5bxFaXAxr4IKeRgCX5rJdCdWT3FVUjVb16NtbSSdYgMBjzfXzMXftx9w3QrG905sXArvxU92fdsGYV-QRZrXDDSPvTkUXdzNP7/s1600-h/untitled111111111111111111111.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302701365403004706" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 132px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgNlvGhXDnOXvlBEcPbhhHYuo-nKjyQlyHm6V3ko3TXw5bxFaXAxr4IKeRgCX5rJdCdWT3FVUjVb16NtbSSdYgMBjzfXzMXftx9w3QrG905sXArvxU92fdsGYV-QRZrXDDSPvTkUXdzNP7/s200/untitled111111111111111111111.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Approximately 2 percent of the world's population has red hair. Among them<span style="color:#ff6600;"> <em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso.</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">Dying to find out</span> if all the <em>"two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 4"</em> myths are true, but you're not sure<span style="color:#ff6600;"> how to proceed</span>? </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Today we are offering you these <span style="color:#ff6600;">ten sacrilegious</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">questions of the Ginger Church</span> that are best left unasked when in company of <span style="color:#ff6600;">TV's most annoying/untalented redhead</span>...... </span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>10. "Do you dye your hair?"</em> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">We are sure</span> Caruso does...even his pubes.</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">*<br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>9. "Can I touch it?"</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Are you sure you really want that?</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">*<br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>8. "Do you know Conan O'Brien?"</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">He's <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso's long lost twin-brother.</span></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*</span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>7. "So, does the carpet match the drapes?"</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Always!</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">*</span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>6. "I bet you have a fiery temper?"</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Just ask Emily Procter and everyone who had <span style="color:#ff6600;">the bad luck to work with Caruso</span>.</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">*<br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>5. "Did you see that 'South Park' episode where Cartman rags on all the 'ginger kids?'"</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso videotaped it</span> and watches it religiously every day before he falls asleep.</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*<br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>4. "Mind if I count your freckles?</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Everywhere but <span style="color:#ff6600;">those on Caruso's Willy</span>.</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">*</span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>3. "Do you have to wear sunblock all the time?</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso</span> bathes in it.</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">*</span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>2. "Can you go out in the sun?"</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Only if <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso has to</span>.</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*<br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>1. "Are you Irish?"</em> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">At least 50%. But <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso can drink them all under the table</span>.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*******************</span></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">Edited from:</span></em></strong> <a href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/02/13/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-redheaded-man/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/02/13/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-redheaded-man/</em></span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*******************</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "I mean, Caruso was called Kit Kat! If that's not the sign of a movie that's In On The Joke, then... well, okay, maybe it's not." <span style="font-size:78%;"><em>(</em></span></span></span></strong><a style="COLOR: #00c; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://videogum.com/archives/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-o-20_017071.html?utm_source=bb&utm_medium=rc"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://videogum.com/archives/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-o-20_017071.html?utm_source=bb&utm_medium=rc</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-32515965260154924272009-02-13T09:02:00.000-08:002009-02-13T09:21:37.469-08:00David Caruso - Ever had sex with David Caruso?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu_Ux1Vx8RhJ2_7i0ri65fKrv_jVLy7aypX2WGJZf1ZmdToe7WBi2X5nBuqTaO9_cCqWM7asF-yEFLJM7PQ-wqs_Av5fjK8AdJpxHl7nQ9TU5efEHeva9SeagrCHkhLaGWvwslHQC2QT1j/s1600-h/david-caruso.jpg"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302330145015864658" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 229px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu_Ux1Vx8RhJ2_7i0ri65fKrv_jVLy7aypX2WGJZf1ZmdToe7WBi2X5nBuqTaO9_cCqWM7asF-yEFLJM7PQ-wqs_Av5fjK8AdJpxHl7nQ9TU5efEHeva9SeagrCHkhLaGWvwslHQC2QT1j/s320/david-caruso.jpg" border="0" /></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">We know, it is<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a completely gross thought</span>. He is old, ugly, wrinly and just <span style="color:#ff6600;">a huge DORK <em>(= Icon of Idiocy). </em></span><span style="color:#000000;">Besides, we doubt he would be able to get it up without <span style="color:#ff6600;">one or the other little helper</span></span><span style="color:#006600;"><em>....(Thank God, for little blue pills, right Dave?)</em><br /></span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">.....Just a random <em>LOLism I</em> made <span style="color:#ff6600;">in honor of an inside joke</span> in my circle of friends. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Get<span style="color:#ff6600;"> enough alcohol</span> into your system...well, let me just say that it involved an entire e-mail conversation about <span style="color:#ff6600;">how gross it would be to have sex with David Caruso.</span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Of course, when <span style="color:#ff6600;">he's done having his way with you</span>, he would turn to you in profile, <span style="color:#ff6600;">take off his ever present sunglasses</span>, and say <em>"and that's how you crack the case!"...</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Barf!!!!</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">************</span></strong><br /><a href="http://peasant007.livejournal.com/2475.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://peasant007.livejournal.com/2475.html</em></span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;">************</span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - No, David Caruso neither inspires fear, or sexual feelings. Only pity. <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></span></em></span></strong><a style="COLOR: #00c; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://answerology.com/index.aspx/question/2402838_The-Hetrosexual-Questionaire.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://answerology.com/index.aspx/question/2402838_The-Hetrosexual-Questionaire.html</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>).</em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-9955342113609904582009-02-11T15:56:00.001-08:002009-02-11T16:17:08.279-08:00David Caruso - A douchebag and a dog<strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">It is no big secret that <span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> likes to be <span style="color:#ff6600;">front and center 24/7</span>. And it is also widely known that he <span style="color:#ff6600;">doesn't like be upstaged</span> - be it by <span style="color:#ff6600;">fellow actors like Tom Sizemore</span> or.....<span style="color:#ff6600;">by dogs</span> performing a daring feat....</span></strong><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301693940711652466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 241px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEior0vMuX9S94iYQpDmVSZZuqAF3md2hsOe1aTCJV_I3-m5kIMAZ81K6TCyO6pK4lPK57wRy24Jf8QA1j3uDnRDmrwXpqBL1cU44UQ-78O7GuULwHEhdjspCNm4B1XfT5-vgGqksPb1X1rU/s320/EKtGAIilIjhdm1abzoBwLoh4o1_400.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em><span style="color:#000000;">This is <span style="color:#ff6600;">NOT your action shot, Caruso</span>. You are rude. You have no manners! Douchebag!</span><br /></em></span></strong></div><p align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><em>Picture: </em></strong></span><a href="http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/75167641/this-is-not-your-action-shot-caruso-you-are"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><strong><em>http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/75167641/this-is-not-your-action-shot-caruso-you-are</em></strong></span></a></p><div align="center"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "Caruso said the lines with all the emotion you would expect from Kelly deciding what to order for dinner, because he was supremely disinterested in any storyline that didn't have Kelly as the focus." </span></em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;">(</span></em></strong><a href="http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~sepinwal/summaries/season3.characters"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;">http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~sepinwal/summaries/season3.characters</span></em></strong></a><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-size:78%;">)</span><br /></div></span></span></em></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-37298176527607101372009-02-09T16:10:00.000-08:002009-02-09T17:42:02.294-08:00David Caruso - Presumed Crappy<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFy5RNyDKFlKHLO1-K0-qwRTSJf9gYJ7GJhQyeNLqI1MW2vLuNQjIL-go1HvoAmfnLz7evA_y-DtcPwHrJ_JkBcy5IpJs5-JBEL7xyIGYfLnTNuo-B9s0iXPYgI06xL4KupqbBC-H5LQbz/s1600-h/090209tvh_csimiami1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300977479349416418" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 137px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFy5RNyDKFlKHLO1-K0-qwRTSJf9gYJ7GJhQyeNLqI1MW2vLuNQjIL-go1HvoAmfnLz7evA_y-DtcPwHrJ_JkBcy5IpJs5-JBEL7xyIGYfLnTNuo-B9s0iXPYgI06xL4KupqbBC-H5LQbz/s200/090209tvh_csimiami1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYUqiVHLsbZdlkJBhOPM_85tKuoLyUhgA4XX6JsRgIN_8gEBOwZnrBHNiuUwhIOEkDOHBbK02BkVRVLcSKJLw4OX838rBJWV1aKcVuY6MexsDgvUpN15sGQPfEJDcS3fbMVpEYxcUZrEe8/s1600-h/doubledouche.jpg"><span style="font-family:arial;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300958824687165362" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 278px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 141px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYUqiVHLsbZdlkJBhOPM_85tKuoLyUhgA4XX6JsRgIN_8gEBOwZnrBHNiuUwhIOEkDOHBbK02BkVRVLcSKJLw4OX838rBJWV1aKcVuY6MexsDgvUpN15sGQPfEJDcS3fbMVpEYxcUZrEe8/s320/doubledouche.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">What happens if <span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> and <span style="color:#ff6600;">larger than life diva P. Diddy</span> meet for a scene?</span></strong> </div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><em><span style="color:#ff6600;">ACTING BRUTALITY !!!</span></em></span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Phew</em>.....watch at <span style="color:#ff6600;">your own risk</span>. A crappy scene between <span style="color:#ff6600;">two crappy actors</span> on <span style="color:#ff6600;">one of the crappiest shows</span><span style="color:#ff6600;"> </span>in TV-history could go something like that:</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">Diddy:</span></em> I know the law. You might even say it's my job. Just call me Sean Combs: Lawttorney At Law. <em>[he sniffs the air] </em>I know I am king. Are you?</span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>[<span style="color:#ff6600;">Diddy </span>tosses a bottle of his fragrance I Am King to<span style="color:#ff6600;"> Caruso. Caruso, being Caruso</span>, lets it fall to the floor. The bottle shatters.]</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">Caruso:</span></em> Oops.</span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>[<span style="color:#ff6600;">The score</span> plinks dramatically for another 10 minutes. <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso puts on his aviators</span> and walks around in the perpetual Miami sunset. <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso's hair looks</span> like a soft cotton top of a giant Q-tip <span style="color:#ff6600;">soaked through with iodine</span> and left out in the sun. There's a closeup of a knife wound. More dramatic plinking. End.]</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Faithful readers</span> of our blog now, <span style="color:#ff6600;">the more PR an episode gets</span> the shittier it will turn out, With the <span style="color:#ff6600;">large amount of</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">promos</span> we have been showered with in the last hours it is a sure thing that <span style="color:#ff6600;">this episode</span> will most likely be nothing but<span style="color:#ff6600;"> A HUGE PILE OF CRAP...</span></span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">***************</span></strong><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/diddy-is-a-lawyer-who-knows-the-law,23605/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://www.avclub.com/articles/diddy-is-a-lawyer-who-knows-the-law,23605/</em></span></strong></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000000;">***************</span></strong></span></div><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Quote of the day - "That David Caruso clip has confirmed my decision to give up t.v. was absolutely sound!" <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></span></span></em></span></strong><a href="http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">)</span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-57762414599085009352009-02-08T14:29:00.001-08:002009-02-08T14:38:52.643-08:00David Caruso - Seperated at birth?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiVS72z2-wLJ81T9MZXPjhjm1HlZRy0jpTe5ryiZxmx-7bSmhAdJrjm_uMLSNJDSIwpkITw67Gp_3TaTCDk0UdxsGY5TbKTTbq61OGTUJO11Optv-7sQSG5CKgVI8vZ3ojw_lBaIats6vi/s1600-h/untitledBJG.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300558808842023090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 212px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiVS72z2-wLJ81T9MZXPjhjm1HlZRy0jpTe5ryiZxmx-7bSmhAdJrjm_uMLSNJDSIwpkITw67Gp_3TaTCDk0UdxsGY5TbKTTbq61OGTUJO11Optv-7sQSG5CKgVI8vZ3ojw_lBaIats6vi/s320/untitledBJG.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"> Is it just me or does <span style="color:#ff6600;">Illinois Governor Blagojevich</span>, who is currently being impeached, look strangely similar to <span style="color:#ff6600;">someone else we may know</span>? <em>CSI Miami</em> “star”, I say <span style="color:#ff6600;">star in quotes</span> because to be a star would mean<span style="color:#ff6600;"> you have to know how to act, David Caruso</span>.<br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso is a graduate</span> of the William Shatner School of Scenery Chewing. <span style="color:#ff6600;">The talent</span> is a bottomless pit...The bottom's<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a talentless shit</span> more like...LOL<br /><span style="font-size:78%;">******************<br /></span></span></strong><a href="http://g3insider.com/2009/01/26/is-it-just-me-or/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://g3insider.com/2009/01/26/is-it-just-me-or/</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />******************</span><br /><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "How about David Caruso? One of the most insufferable goons with a SAG card." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></span></em></span></strong><a href="http://emergingpictur.setupmyblog.com/?p=25"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://emergingpictur.setupmyblog.com/?p=25</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-28545380770476130732009-02-07T16:57:00.001-08:002009-02-07T17:33:45.218-08:00David Caruso - Nasty Habits<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300227516566721810" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 238px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisDfZlprQlcIFX9oTXSwWYxXNqFOhb57AGBLLikd8bN1i1QiIwh6B8MT5IJ6SfsQOr_O7T9c5y3YciZzGGZLZ6zJrLgmONML5IyYXhLumDyppc-wxcTPh5bAQg_nOQDkD5GG3oZhap5wf5/s320/lovedollstorage.jpg" border="0" /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> has many bad habits - <span style="color:#000000;"><em>boozing, fooling around, cursing and spitting on the set.</em> In short, he is </span><span style="color:#ff6600;">one misearble son of a bitch.</span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Now we find <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso </span>in a storage room <span style="color:#ff6600;"><span style="color:#000000;">full of</span> Japanese sex-dolls.</span> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">How interesting!</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">No wonder<span style="color:#ff6600;"> Caruso looks so wrinkly and tired</span> in every episode on <em>CSI Miami.</em> We just detected the <em>REAL REASON</em> as to why he <span style="color:#ff6600;">almost falls asleep</span> while reading his lines...</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">The <span style="color:#ff6600;">old ginger pervert</span> has been busy playing with <span style="color:#ff6600;">his rubber toys</span> - night after night!<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Shame on you Dave! Now that's really<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a nasty habit </span>! LOL.<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">*************** </span><br /><em><span style="color:#006600;">Picture:<br /></span></em></span></span></strong><a href="http://darkdiamond.net/web-notes/japanese-love-doll-storage-like-a-morgue-only-sexier/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://darkdiamond.net/web-notes/japanese-love-doll-storage-like-a-morgue-only-sexier/</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><span style="color:#000000;">****************<br /></span></span><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day -"David Caruso?? Slap slappity slap!Can we sandblast David Caruso with termite-infested Thai hooker crabs? "</span></em></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>(</em></span></strong><a href="http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/#comments"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/#comments</em></span></strong></a><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-53126560781525523062009-02-06T10:31:00.001-08:002009-02-06T11:01:06.550-08:00David Caruso - Shave it, Caruso!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKVzZ5bjOrRxGgYnCPV8NXzQRQzJvd0odx-Qn4PWEa6VAo6f-HMA4Z2581pOpjdlIN0nZBbuT29NyXClR01qK-mgqshgq5VGLwZFjP4-0MOaQm8j9kHWFElQPh0AGV1qsGgc538SgefBcj/s1600-h/shaveqj4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299760406004628514" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 194px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKVzZ5bjOrRxGgYnCPV8NXzQRQzJvd0odx-Qn4PWEa6VAo6f-HMA4Z2581pOpjdlIN0nZBbuT29NyXClR01qK-mgqshgq5VGLwZFjP4-0MOaQm8j9kHWFElQPh0AGV1qsGgc538SgefBcj/s200/shaveqj4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmCF_QbPguDamrg0WNIm8_CZQX1UdQN50hfXNW7naEQZ_FfFD3gteqOaRfrnFoPjCGH698hE9abWIGckz-wgJwHdnt2iWjUxYfJ8mjc-iHRZ5LW_oJXwoCFv76ceZ-s3PxtFjH6jDQvf9d/s1600-h/image0nnnn.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299760063839171330" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 175px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmCF_QbPguDamrg0WNIm8_CZQX1UdQN50hfXNW7naEQZ_FfFD3gteqOaRfrnFoPjCGH698hE9abWIGckz-wgJwHdnt2iWjUxYfJ8mjc-iHRZ5LW_oJXwoCFv76ceZ-s3PxtFjH6jDQvf9d/s200/image0nnnn.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMa-gdCTOodVj2UyLLTrR5aGNP6HIxvFjXJ-tZjmnswWFkRapnH40U1gLOZzonnw7jDV15R_tpcnFf8DGqJVfQrxW52qmh2ZnxyZqve9ON4P8jg2jNaNEHo5EWWjEPwVgSSS0jjgcT9xP2/s1600-h/shaveqj4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299758450165095154" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 5px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 2px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMa-gdCTOodVj2UyLLTrR5aGNP6HIxvFjXJ-tZjmnswWFkRapnH40U1gLOZzonnw7jDV15R_tpcnFf8DGqJVfQrxW52qmh2ZnxyZqve9ON4P8jg2jNaNEHo5EWWjEPwVgSSS0jjgcT9xP2/s200/shaveqj4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">We all know <span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> is in <span style="color:#ff6600;">constant need of money</span>: <em>two kids out of wedlock, an Ex and sperm receptacle Amina Islam have to be clothed and fed</em>. Plus the maintenance for two houses that has to be paid. And <span style="color:#ff6600;">ocassional strip-bar visits</span> aren't that cheap either...</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Oh boy, <span style="color:#ff6600;">playing musical houses</span> can burn a hole in a mans' wallet, <em>right Dave?</em></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">According to a fellow blogger <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso obviously has found a way</span> - to make some additional cash:</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ff6600;"><em>SHAVE THE BABY!</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>....</em>David Caruso</span> outdid himself this time. Not only is he already an <span style="color:#ff6600;">internet meme superstar</span>, he has decided to come out with <span style="color:#ff6600;">a line of very life-like action figures of himself</span> saying “</span><span style="font-family:arial;"><em>You can shave the baby!”<br /></em>Therein folks, lies the <span style="color:#ff6600;">trend-savvyness and mystery of David Caruso</span>.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"> </div><ul><li><em><span style="font-family:arial;">What do you shave the baby with?</span></em></span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Where’s the baby to shave?</em></span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Who’s baby is it?</em></span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Are we expected to shave the proverbial baby?</em></span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Do babies need to be shaved against the grain?</em></span></strong></li></ul><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Go against the grain, <span style="color:#ff6600;">David! Do it!</span><br />And the fact that he made the executive decision to let his action figure wear the <span style="color:#ff6600;">new Softmoc Emu boots</span> <span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>(Uggs are so Jessica Blimpson circa Nick Laghey)</em></span> shows that he is not only a branding genius, but <span style="color:#ff6600;">a fashion canon of our generation</span>.<br />Watch out Armani! <span style="color:#ff6600;">Another bisexual</span> is coming to take your throne away...</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">***************************</span></strong><br /></div><div><a href="http://sunnyfong.wordpress.com/2009/02/05/we-all-can-shave-our-babies/"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em><strong>http://sunnyfong.wordpress.com/2009/02/05/we-all-can-shave-our-babies/</strong></em></span></a></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">***************************</span></div><div><span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;">Quote of the day - Poor David Caruso. I remember when he was a big hit on NYPD Blue, then left the show to further his "movie career". Guess that didn't work out much, eh Dave?</span></em></strong> </span><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><em>(</em></strong></span></span><a href="http://somethingclevershouldgohere.blogspot.com/2009/02/csi-suck.html"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><strong><em>http://somethingclevershouldgohere.blogspot.com/2009/02/csi-suck.html</em></strong></span></a><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><strong><em>)</em></strong></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-20096799366990237072009-02-05T15:26:00.000-08:002009-02-05T21:23:19.634-08:00David Caruso - ...a mere 5 percent...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzPZWCId-M5hH2QK4Zvt_eBr4FKpWJNPY-jY0Wds_q7Gh9DJH69BVyGA1_tXXZy84iWnYIqnGj3vyqCuDS2qWWZfeI1-anFaUsjjLWJUFaVevjHVkaCMOR1G6F9S2TFCK4ZMTIlMNfy38n/s1600-h/8RqGCu4nNW2ZO3qiOKBf7w29454.jpg"><span style="font-family:arial;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299463485605124978" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 112px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzPZWCId-M5hH2QK4Zvt_eBr4FKpWJNPY-jY0Wds_q7Gh9DJH69BVyGA1_tXXZy84iWnYIqnGj3vyqCuDS2qWWZfeI1-anFaUsjjLWJUFaVevjHVkaCMOR1G6F9S2TFCK4ZMTIlMNfy38n/s200/8RqGCu4nNW2ZO3qiOKBf7w29454.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8GeYshXxBHTdJLR61hjJ9-N6BN1wCk_6CZe6TGQObpXS0r9WhJhROSTGeO6Q7LDEp0q9w_wcj6hAGp1hJS1qY0k_III1oF8wNVLhWPhtEdIIUIGIE0Ftq-3QDDPSLIlvRmzvkR22HIFeN/s1600-h/y_PEHV8FjmP4b21NXOkn0g30177.jpg"><span style="font-family:arial;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299463067129272914" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 177px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8GeYshXxBHTdJLR61hjJ9-N6BN1wCk_6CZe6TGQObpXS0r9WhJhROSTGeO6Q7LDEp0q9w_wcj6hAGp1hJS1qY0k_III1oF8wNVLhWPhtEdIIUIGIE0Ftq-3QDDPSLIlvRmzvkR22HIFeN/s200/y_PEHV8FjmP4b21NXOkn0g30177.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> - a face only a mother could love! </span></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Please allow us to present you with <span style="color:#ff6600;">another example</span> of <span style="color:#000000;">America's new favorite leisure-time activity</span>: <span style="color:#006600;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>blasting David Caruso</em>!</span> </span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>YEAHHHHHH:</em></span></strong><br /><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">“....this guy is <span style="color:#ff6600;">a ham head</span> ....What a laff! <span style="color:#ff6600;">Monotone voice and one and 2 line scenes</span> and you call him an actor. </span></strong><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso </span>in my opinion is <span style="color:#ff6600;">a putz.</span> <em>CSI </em>with Grissom is a show! You and your other 12 friends in here who <span style="color:#ff6600;">like this boob</span>, I aint tellin you not to but next time you <span style="color:#ff6600;">see this tit turd hold a weapon</span>, think about <span style="color:#ff6600;">how stupid he looks.</span> LOL ! I can<span style="color:#ff6600;"> picture the boob</span> now, pistol raised, sunglasses on, head cocked at an angle...</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It appears more to me that <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso told <em>THEM</em> what <em>HIS </em>character was going to be</span> and not vice versa.... <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso has been a no name actor</span> for 40 years and always will be. Just because a handful of you like him doesnt mean hes an actor. Whenever a group of us<span style="color:#ff6600;"> talk TV actors</span>, its usually<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a mere 5 percent of the crowd</span> that can stand to even watch him watch him." ....<em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">(Dr. Tibbs)</span></em></span></span></strong><br /></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">****************</span></strong></div><div><a style="COLOR: #00c; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.cbs.com/community/manage/userProfileHome.html?u=DrTibbs"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://www.cbs.com/community/manage/userProfileHome.html?u=DrTibbs</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;"> </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">****************</span></strong><br /></div><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Quote of the day - "...for the rest of us, David Caruso represents the worst of the worst. Or, he may represent the future when we all give up TV. ..." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></span></span></em></span></strong><a href="http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-11035161607812705382009-02-04T08:49:00.000-08:002009-02-04T16:13:15.086-08:00David Caruso - Caruso's Favorite Fetish Reloaded<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTctlGGjCH-3vVGg49zS8G59wHE2Cq2Lan_7U33vsIYJnm-Kz9bT7yOIFpZcML4p_jC_gdi78lTfqyzZ8ZoLGZJG0DEiSDzXn0ZEP0m8_U_kWwMSDBWxYc9Fp9e-1pt2jE84C1ZZrTiBif/s1600-h/7386203.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298990686408082690" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 155px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTctlGGjCH-3vVGg49zS8G59wHE2Cq2Lan_7U33vsIYJnm-Kz9bT7yOIFpZcML4p_jC_gdi78lTfqyzZ8ZoLGZJG0DEiSDzXn0ZEP0m8_U_kWwMSDBWxYc9Fp9e-1pt2jE84C1ZZrTiBif/s200/7386203.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Yesterday we<span style="color:#ff6600;"> introduced Bobby Finstock</span>, founder/webmaster of </span></strong><a href="http://pointlessbanter.net/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Pointless Banter </em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">, and his hilariously funny post about<span style="color:#ff6600;"> <em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso and his secret fetish</span>. This article attracted so many readers - <em><span style="color:#006600;">David Caruso fans and detractors alike</span></em> - that we thought it<span style="color:#ff6600;"> deserves</span><span style="color:#ff6600;"> a follow-up</span>.</span></strong><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Attached find the most <span style="color:#ff6600;">noteworthy answers</span> to the revelation of <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso's secret sexual fantasy</span>:</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><span style="color:#006600;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#006600;">*cigar smoking, beer drinking lawyer says:</span> </span></strong><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>*snatching sunglasses off* I always saw him as a <span style="color:#ff6600;">Mrs. Buttersworth kinda dude</span>. I hear Khandi got tired of having to say “I don’t know nothing about birthing no babies” after each of her scenes</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div>*<a class="url" href="http://pointlessbanter.net/" rel="external nofollow"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;">stan</span></strong></a><span style="color:#006600;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"> says: </span></strong><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>listening to The Who’s “We Won’t Get Fooled Again”*<br />I hear Khandi got tired of being asked to change her name to “Florida”, only to have <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso grab his sunglasses, clap his hands</span> and shout “Dy-nomite*!”</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#006600;">*Robot Monkey says:</span> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Oh yeah, “Jade” is da’ bomb! I mean, literally. I believe it bombed badly at the box office. It may be a bit of a misnomer to actually call it”da’ bomb” as that title might be rightly reserved for “Heaven’s Gate” or “Ishtar”. Um, <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso has been in shows that I never watch</span> and movies I’ve never seen, so I don’t care.</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div>*<a class="url" href="http://www.myspace.com/groovetrish" rel="external nofollow"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;">Trisha</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#006600;"> says:</span> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>My boyfriend has always had the hawts for Ms. Alexander. He loves the sistahs; don’t know how he ended up with someone as fish-belly white as me. Must be because I have really big boobs.<br />Whenever I think of <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso I want to start screaming “FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH!</span>” like I have Tourettes. I would do it so much funnier than that sweaty steaming pile of Marley poop, Brandon Davis.<br />You know these are my favorite blogs.</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#006600;">*Tori says:</span> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Firecrotch made me laugh harder than the actual post. Because EW. <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso is gross enoug</span>h without thinking about his crotch, firey or otherwise</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#006600;">*Vince says:</span> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>They haven’t cancelled <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso’s crappy show</span> yet?</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div>*<a class="url" href="http://www.fitdarcie.com/" rel="external nofollow"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;">Darcie</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#006600;"> says:</span> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso</span> creeps me out.</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div>*<a class="url" href="http://www.davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/" rel="external nofollow"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;">Vixen</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#006600;"> says:</span> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Khandi Alexander left because she was tired of having to kiss <span style="color:#ff6600;">David </span><span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso’s bony white arse</span> every time thy had a scene together. And i can’t blame her.</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div>*<a class="url" href="http://www.theslackdaily.com/" rel="external nofollow"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;">slackmistress</span></strong></a><span style="color:#006600;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"> says: </span></strong><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>David Caruso looks like he’s made out of Play-Doh that was left out a little too long.</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Thank you guys, you rock! <span style="color:#ff6600;">Ridiculing <em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> has become <span style="color:#ff6600;">a national sport</span>! And we <span style="color:#ff6600;">LOVE</span> it!</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">***************</span></strong></div><div><a href="http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/02/03/why-did-khandi-alexander-leave-as-the-autopsy-expert-on-csi-miami-and-other-questions-answered/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/02/03/why-did-khandi-alexander-leave-as-the-autopsy-expert-on-csi-miami-and-other-questions-answered/</em></span></strong></a></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">***************</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day -"The Orange glow is special for David Caruso so you won't notice his bad acting and that annoying tilt of head plus the stupid smirk on his emotionless face." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></span></em></span></strong><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/10/les-moonves-csi-will-crus_n_150019.html?page=3&show_comment_id=18698304#comment_18698304"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/10/les-moonves-csi-will-crus_n_150019.html?page=3&show_comment_id=18698304#comment_18698304</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-85142040912029531762009-02-03T11:05:00.000-08:002009-02-03T11:48:16.872-08:00David Caruso - Syrupy fetish<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiKSgFdvm1PCAod6InDCHPSEIdqbe3MPOA-kyLhfvBqb_mtJOR9xUKkTAaug1QXDhr5d0xeql3xZh1n1p_ydya7z5D2_wkwyJIXs4ougzI1blkJTwIySORQRKJ4tbRNzjUUI551nTCV4_L/s1600-h/GW718H479.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298656961517430978" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 104px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiKSgFdvm1PCAod6InDCHPSEIdqbe3MPOA-kyLhfvBqb_mtJOR9xUKkTAaug1QXDhr5d0xeql3xZh1n1p_ydya7z5D2_wkwyJIXs4ougzI1blkJTwIySORQRKJ4tbRNzjUUI551nTCV4_L/s200/GW718H479.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKm7nPU9L4y7uppZxh6Brj0LMlOhh3lLDvynWVkMAOo6H3aZvYdavRHYefzXz5NvLHxEtOArhH0moAQP8UpARjO9itnU8e2-5AgSVQ_9UVjlbPTAXPEVBQU0-WEQfplMdUpGhU0LXWQjcr/s1600-h/1816885208a5737160948l.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298656399360405986" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 134px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKm7nPU9L4y7uppZxh6Brj0LMlOhh3lLDvynWVkMAOo6H3aZvYdavRHYefzXz5NvLHxEtOArhH0moAQP8UpARjO9itnU8e2-5AgSVQ_9UVjlbPTAXPEVBQU0-WEQfplMdUpGhU0LXWQjcr/s200/1816885208a5737160948l.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga-TAuBYhx_3sj4a-9yKEMhU-b3NM0_T4gjzQ6IasD6vda9-TIbMornZz8SUGxSv2Fp2NqfLxc7oj_s8ezA1Pu-EV31y1oPOyr0cL64dVK50JTsUw2kKa04oXCQSlUBiYnCTmLt9GYQl77/s1600-h/081126-093247.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298656604580479474" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 2px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 1px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga-TAuBYhx_3sj4a-9yKEMhU-b3NM0_T4gjzQ6IasD6vda9-TIbMornZz8SUGxSv2Fp2NqfLxc7oj_s8ezA1Pu-EV31y1oPOyr0cL64dVK50JTsUw2kKa04oXCQSlUBiYnCTmLt9GYQl77/s200/081126-093247.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Not surprisingly, people having<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a laugh or two at <em>Icon of Idiocy</em> Caruso's expense</span>. Seriously people, who wouldn 't? </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Bobby Finstock,</em> founder/webmaster of </span></strong><a href="http://pointlessbanter.net/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Pointless Banter</em> </span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">did a great job with the following <span style="color:#ff6600;">hilariously funny post</span>:</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">Q:</span> Why did Khandi Alexander leave as the <span style="color:#ff6600;">autopsy expert on CSI: Miami</span>?–Emma Freeman, Fort Worth, Tex. </em></span></strong><br /><div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#006600;"><em>A:</em></span> Very good question. The easy answer is because she has a new show coming out on HBO but that isn’t the truth. It is really <span style="color:#ff6600;">a little known fact that David Caruso has some very racist sexual fetishes</span>. All I know is that I heard rumors about an <span style="color:#ff6600;">Aunt Jemima outfit, syrup, a toaster, and his testicles</span>. Far be it for me to judge but I wouldn’t blame her for leaving the show either, <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso can’t be that attractive dressed as Aunt Jemima....</span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Does anyone <span style="color:#ff6600;">actually like David Caruso</span>?</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#000099;"><em>NO, not really....</em></span></strong><br /></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">***********</span></strong></div><div><a href="http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/02/03/why-did-khandi-alexander-leave-as-the-autopsy-expert-on-csi-miami-and-other-questions-answered/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/02/03/why-did-khandi-alexander-leave-as-the-autopsy-expert-on-csi-miami-and-other-questions-answered/</em></span></strong></a></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">***********</span></strong></div><div><em><span style="color:#000066;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">Quote of the day - "CSI-Miami. David Caruso has been annoying since Day 1 and the shows showing his charater (lack of) development should have been taken out to the woodshed and been put out of our miserey long ago." </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">(</span></strong></span></em><a style="COLOR: #00c; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://divbyzero.newsvine.com/_news/2008/10/26/2041613-canceled-without-pity-should-have-been-canceled"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000066;"><em>http://divbyzero.newsvine.com/_news/2008/10/26/2041613-canceled-without-pity-should-have-been-canceled</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000066;"><em> )</em></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-18691584322026223372009-02-01T15:51:00.000-08:002009-02-01T16:51:31.237-08:00David Caruso - Why people don't like CSI Miami<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQQXpfMYzK6BOoG8XmgqgUXh0nwO9zFpIdkP9R89WTZPeUYu50PhX5Rcl0pfonqqUO8dTk7L2P8iQ1hjNAMngT5LH_biSbbeWCj3btHrc2wA0MEIp4sc-9-qoHAn8Yn99nR6SvNOYhAqWK/s1600-h/dickhead_david.jpg"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff6600;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297986554902748290" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 133px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQQXpfMYzK6BOoG8XmgqgUXh0nwO9zFpIdkP9R89WTZPeUYu50PhX5Rcl0pfonqqUO8dTk7L2P8iQ1hjNAMngT5LH_biSbbeWCj3btHrc2wA0MEIp4sc-9-qoHAn8Yn99nR6SvNOYhAqWK/s200/dickhead_david.jpg" border="0" /></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Successful shows</span> have many fathers: writers, directors, producers and last but not least the cast. However, those things are <span style="color:#ff6600;">all being put into question</span> when <span style="color:#ff6600;">the lead of the show is</span> such a <span style="color:#ff6600;">ridiculously bad actor</span> - <em><span style="color:#006600;">like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso</span></em> - that people rather poke out their eyes <span style="color:#ff6600;">than watch the show</span>:<br /></span></strong><div></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">....Speaking of<span style="color:#ff6600;"> David Caruso</span>. God! Why!? What made the producers decide <span style="color:#ff6600;">this guy should be cast</span> as the lead character? Am I the only one that thinks this guy should quietly slink away into the Florida Everglades and be <span style="color:#ff6600;">swallowed up whole by a hungry alligator?</span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">What the hell is with the <span style="color:#ff6600;">idiotic one liners</span>? </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Okay, I understand the cheezy one liners began with the likes of Stallone's Rambo character or Bruce Willis in the Die Hard movies, but <span style="color:#ff6600;">good god damn, this is David Caruso</span>. The tilting of his head, whipping off his Silhouette sunglasses and proclaiming to the smug, yuppie sailboat owner, that he knows raped and killed the 18 year old college student on spring break, <em>"Oh, the DNA will put you there. Count on it.</em>" Then he gives th</span></strong><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pi6QiEpOQOg/SUVrOK78mEI/AAAAAAAAAG4/hC4azWdTpNU/s1600-h/dickhead+david.jpg"></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">at 'make-you-wanna-rip-my-spleen-out-with-a-spoon' grin before he<span style="color:#ff6600;"> stiffly walks away</span>.<br />And I understand that there are<span style="color:#ff6600;"> writers that make this shit up</span>, but <span style="color:#ff6600;">even Stallone pulled it off better then David Caruso</span>.. The point is, even with the written in one liners, <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso isn't a pimple</span> on Stallones ass.<br />And, as far as I'm concerned, Clint was the only guy that could pull off the one liners. Spaghetti westerns, Dirty Harry. Now that guy was a stud in his day, and even now <span style="color:#ff6600;">he could still pistol whip Caruso</span> into oblivion with a good, "Go ahead, make my day!"<br />So<span style="color:#ff6600;"> Caruso, go away</span>, and let someone that<span style="color:#ff6600;"> can actually act</span>, that can step into the role and pull off the one liners, be the guy for a while....</span></strong><br /></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">****************</span></strong></div><div><a href="http://scuzzymoney.blogspot.com/2008/12/david-caruso-must-die.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://scuzzymoney.blogspot.com/2008/12/david-caruso-must-die.html</em></span></strong></a></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">****************</span></strong><br /></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000099;"><em>Quote of the day - "Tess and I waited on David Caruso when I worked at the Pawn Shop. He really does talk like that guy on CSI... always like he's trying to have the last word, and that it has to be dramatic. Hah." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></em></span></strong><a href="http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/roadto_mandalay/1840.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/roadto_mandalay/1840.html</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-57745677726450116462009-01-31T09:09:00.000-08:002009-01-31T09:43:48.755-08:00David Caruso - Spot David Caruso being a twat!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTgYPeTeA_idl2puEh5yCnxQmRlJ4DK-O7cIsR6AB8E-f4pUhmkJ4BfLl3MOn3Fu58bayFyhinJQ5G6iBiFs0vfGEaOCdqEDaMNgs-LTrPHceDLy5b4yw1QOIJRqWMGcIjtuo-YzLn44n-/s1600-h/csi-miami-caruso76.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297510662701314178" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 117px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTgYPeTeA_idl2puEh5yCnxQmRlJ4DK-O7cIsR6AB8E-f4pUhmkJ4BfLl3MOn3Fu58bayFyhinJQ5G6iBiFs0vfGEaOCdqEDaMNgs-LTrPHceDLy5b4yw1QOIJRqWMGcIjtuo-YzLn44n-/s200/csi-miami-caruso76.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">We are well aware that there are<span style="color:#ff6600;"> countless<em> Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso Drinking Games</span> out there. No real suprise here. <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso's acting is so bad</span> that some only can bear to watch it<span style="color:#ff6600;"> while being completely intoxicated</span>. </span></strong><br /><div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">A fellow blogger invented <span style="color:#ff6600;">a new amusing form of the game</span>. He calls it</span></strong></div><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em>'Spot David Caruso being a twat':</em></span></strong></div><div align="left"><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">According to the autor it's <span style="color:#ff6600;">very easy to play:</span><br />We have a laptop set up, with<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a spreadsheet open</span>, and for<span style="color:#ff6600;"> each episode</span> we watch, we keep <span style="color:#ff6600;">a count of various David Caruso mannerisms:</span></span></strong></div><ul><li><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"><em>"Manipulating sunglasses"<br />"Saying the same thing two or more times in row"<br />"Being a condescending bastard"<br />"Acting As Though He's A Jesus Figure"etc</em></span></strong></div></li></ul><div align="left"><strong><em><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"></span></em></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><em><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;"></span></em></strong></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">He's still <span style="color:#ff6600;">the same sickening overacting ham</span> that he'd become, but it makes the show much more interesting; since the action on the screen is somewhat secondary to the<span style="color:#ff6600;"> ever-increasing scores</span>. One episode<em> (Season 1, episode four)</em> was <span style="color:#ff6600;">a record for 'condescending bastard' moments</span>. We were at the end of Episode 5, when I casually mentioned the <span style="color:#ff6600;">lack of his taking off his sunglasses</span>, when not 10 seconds later, closeup and <span style="color:#ff6600;">he's taking off his sunglasses</span>, a palpable hit!</span></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">As our spreedsheet grows, we can track <span style="color:#ff6600;">his performance history, do pivot tables and geeky sillyness</span> to <span style="color:#ff6600;"><span style="color:#000000;">prove how</span> bad Caruso is.</span><br /><em><span style="color:#006600;">(Warning: I would make it a sipping game, rather than a shotglass event, unless you can afford multiple bottles of booze, and have a hankering for a little alcoholic poisoning ...)</span></em></span></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">******************** </span></strong></div><div align="left"><a style="COLOR: #00c; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/34709834/m/520007486931/inc/1"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/34709834/m/520007486931/inc/1</em></span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;">********************</span></span></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - ....Suddenly, we are faced with watching a comically absurd David Caruso skulk around South Beach on "CSI Miami</span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;">"..(</span></em></span></strong><a href="http://media.www.gonzagabulletin.com/media/storage/paper375/news/2009/01/30/Entertainment/Network.Television.Passes.The.Crown.As.Premium.Cable.Gains.Popularity-3605935.shtml"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;">http://media.www.gonzagabulletin.com/media/storage/paper375/news/2009/01/30/Entertainment/Network.Television.Passes.The.Crown.As.Premium.Cable.Gains.Popularity-3605935.shtml</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;">)</span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-45808845808585920772009-01-30T08:55:00.001-08:002009-01-30T09:43:58.668-08:00David Caruso - The butt of jokes<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5Z2_Rf7yHd3FRHq2mWV8JbzirTPmt7-kojyzprheJ76VfQ8Uw-4Pgj6qdBxCiVigL6bc4jokVh8zFb4Dy-nZKh9y_T8GHBXbBv-tl-cnjl7rGejGlavIDDnP1SYSbuKvFKM0RpOMbMhfI/s1600-h/2641296240100752951S200x200Q85.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297139053345382034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 161px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5Z2_Rf7yHd3FRHq2mWV8JbzirTPmt7-kojyzprheJ76VfQ8Uw-4Pgj6qdBxCiVigL6bc4jokVh8zFb4Dy-nZKh9y_T8GHBXbBv-tl-cnjl7rGejGlavIDDnP1SYSbuKvFKM0RpOMbMhfI/s320/2641296240100752951S200x200Q85.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Ridiculing<span style="color:#ff6600;"> <em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> never has been so much fun! Thanks to the <span style="color:#ff6600;">unlimited talent</span> of people who are willing to <span style="color:#ff6600;">provide us</span> with a much needed laugh or two. People who run blogs like<em> </em></span></strong><a href="http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Cartoon Penis</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"> and </span></strong><a href="http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Barley Sarcasm </em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">deserve <span style="color:#ff6600;">a honorary mentioning</span> on our blog. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Keep it up guys!</span></strong> <div><div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">The following are <span style="color:#ff6600;">prime candidates</span> for the <em><span style="color:#006600;">"David Caruso Spoof Hall of Fame".</span></em> We are sure, there are more to come. Let's face it -<span style="color:#ff6600;"> no one is more ridiculous</span> than <span style="color:#ff6600;">a fugly redhead</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">with a pair of sunglasses and absolutely no talent....</span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ff6600;"></span></strong></div><div></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ff6600;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ff6600;"></span></strong></div><div></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg77uHmyWjVWSSboE7LjOtcMw7qg11jqLBGkJO63nAbxqD0qJWbIttHEAiaC3caeXnpcCCBquFMor1KJsLr1CWAKG73pb4PrP8qgHC9-GeN-poKo1Y9M-n_LkTAQPCynu89snlpYa16fzOE/s1600-h/EKtGAIilIja82ujcswWB2Cn2o1_400.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297132107763329602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 237px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg77uHmyWjVWSSboE7LjOtcMw7qg11jqLBGkJO63nAbxqD0qJWbIttHEAiaC3caeXnpcCCBquFMor1KJsLr1CWAKG73pb4PrP8qgHC9-GeN-poKo1Y9M-n_LkTAQPCynu89snlpYa16fzOE/s320/EKtGAIilIja82ujcswWB2Cn2o1_400.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong> I give up. TDC is ridiculous. You hear that <span style="color:#ff6600;">Tiny David Caruso</span>???? YOU ARE RIDICULOUS.</strong></em> </span><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_Bqetny-FLXPqe-fZUl0-XcLZyoREXrO2S7XVh0kprvMqdEYTyNAI-c2Txv1DTHm8L9Wj2qPn0laS5mWEX6wbaxqtNMmN65EnFS80Q6iC26_7yvFyMwwGhCQ7ycfTKYDrFleRwzcQdx6b/s1600-h/EKtGAIilIj8nyx3ef7GtEGr9o1_400.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297131906694582274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 271px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_Bqetny-FLXPqe-fZUl0-XcLZyoREXrO2S7XVh0kprvMqdEYTyNAI-c2Txv1DTHm8L9Wj2qPn0laS5mWEX6wbaxqtNMmN65EnFS80Q6iC26_7yvFyMwwGhCQ7ycfTKYDrFleRwzcQdx6b/s320/EKtGAIilIj8nyx3ef7GtEGr9o1_400.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><em><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Another amazing moment ruined in an <span style="color:#ff6600;">extremely selfish way by TDC</span>.</span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:78%;">@</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span><em><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "Related fart: The Post Hot-Sauce aka David Caruso Fart, which has you going “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” as you put on your sunglasses and fart at the same time."</span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;">(</span></em></strong><a href="http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/72783427/top-5-farts"><strong><em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;">http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/72783427/top-5-farts</span></em></strong></a><strong><em><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;">)</span></span></em></strong></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-11711670288859147702009-01-29T09:04:00.000-08:002009-01-29T10:19:43.558-08:00David Caruso - No honks!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTlZRuvWovEaIen_ea8sKbm82gWLszENwPdrIgrFm-VENUVX5rVStvbdwzPBHjuSOyvWO3esnxSARRVf-DD0GS3mrqNFwQq1F2QUSQHqPJsV90_H4XycDuRKUZaWnGSI0FSqSS8o-5y4-K/s1600-h/horatio460.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296775057167073298" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 208px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTlZRuvWovEaIen_ea8sKbm82gWLszENwPdrIgrFm-VENUVX5rVStvbdwzPBHjuSOyvWO3esnxSARRVf-DD0GS3mrqNFwQq1F2QUSQHqPJsV90_H4XycDuRKUZaWnGSI0FSqSS8o-5y4-K/s320/horatio460.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><strong>A few days ago a fellow blogger posted an article with the <span style="color:#ff6600;">interesting</span><span style="color:#ff6600;"> title</span>:</strong></span><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff6600;"><em>"HONK IF DAVID CARUSO TURNS YOU ON!"</em></span></strong><br /></span><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><strong>We decided to bookmark it , curious to see the outcome of this question. Today we checked in again and</strong></span><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;"><strong><em>S I L E N C E</em></strong></span><br /></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">No masses of juvenile fan-girls </span>drolling over the fugly old wrinklehead. Not even <span style="color:#ff6600;">nitwit dojo and the two imbeciles</span> who read her non-sensical blog came to vote for their man.</strong></span><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><strong>The <span style="color:#ff6600;">only reactions</span> the blogger got as "<em>No, sorry, but no."</em></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><strong>OUCH.</strong></span></div><br /><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><strong>Understandable. By now, even <span style="color:#ff6600;">the dumbest has realized</span> what a <span style="color:#ff6600;">complete loser <em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso </span>is. <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso's been called</span> an idiot and a twit for so long it has become<span style="color:#ff6600;"> part of his name</span>. Just mention <span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em></span> and people will <span style="color:#ff6600;">recognize immediately</span><em><span style="color:#ff6600;"> WHO</span></em> is meant. </strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><strong>Nobody likes idiots. Nobody finds idiots sexy. Especially if they are <span style="color:#ff6600;">as fugly as David Caruso</span>. Sorry old boy.</strong></span></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">********************</span></strong></div><div align="left"><a href="http://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/01/honk-if-david-caruso-turns-you-on.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em><strong>http://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/01/honk-if-david-caruso-turns-you-on.html</strong></em></span></a></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">********************</span></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"><em><span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Quote of the day - "....But we all know actor David Caruso and his ultra serious one liner delivery and crawling back to tv after a failed film career." </span><span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></span></em></span></strong><a href="http://thatdangblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/csi-dont-know.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://thatdangblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/csi-dont-know.html</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-45270990131049274922009-01-28T08:49:00.000-08:002009-01-28T09:24:11.463-08:00David Caruso - Sixty-Four-Dollar-Question<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkoUFEZxLkFkCRg34fjiWGsCI9FRfzj-7txizlee7WGP89QffrAIDX5cFeQce1kYfHK9IUaRbnoQzfmcmxZ6kp7NWSJs9JekgFs2bAErH0uWBJuN2q9aTXNSLpbpkokd1NE8urzW8sKlTm/s1600-h/cast2.jpg"><span style="color:#006600;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296392216442376754" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 178px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkoUFEZxLkFkCRg34fjiWGsCI9FRfzj-7txizlee7WGP89QffrAIDX5cFeQce1kYfHK9IUaRbnoQzfmcmxZ6kp7NWSJs9JekgFs2bAErH0uWBJuN2q9aTXNSLpbpkokd1NE8urzW8sKlTm/s200/cast2.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">Q:</span></em> What happens when one puts together a couple of<span style="color:#ff6600;"> ridculously bad writers</span> with a<span style="color:#ff6600;"> cast of nobodies<span style="color:#000000;"> and</span> one washed-up movie-star? </span></span></strong><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">A:</span></em> <em><span style="color:#ff6600;">CSI Miami</span></em> !</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Bad acting, bad directing, bad writing</span>....</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">...Do I have to continue? I've been<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a <em>CSI fan</em></span> for a long time, starting with <span style="color:#ff6600;">the original series</span>, covering <span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>(reluctantly)</em> CSI:Miami </span>and on to<em><span style="color:#ff6600;"> CSI:NY</span></em>. Thanks to some brilliant guest actors and turns in the plot of <em>CSI: Crime Scene Investigators</em> I've been able to forget <span style="color:#ff6600;">the cheesyness of CSI: Miami</span> for over a year. </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>THANK GOD!</em> </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">I just watched <span style="color:#ff6600;">an episode of<em> CSI Miami</em></span> and it's <span style="color:#ff6600;">the worst crap</span> I've seen in years. The characters have <span style="color:#ff6600;">miserably failed to develop</span> at all since the beginning of the show, realism factor is ridiculous and <span style="color:#ff6600;">let's not mention David Caruso</span>. </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">He was <span style="color:#ff6600;">the worst casted actor in a cast of nobodies without talent and ambition</span> that keeps on delivering nothing! This is like<span style="color:#ff6600;"><em> Days of our Life's</em> with guns</span><em> (why do they arrest people again?)</em> Please <span style="color:#ff6600;">shut this show to sleep forever</span> and let's not mention it again... <em><span style="font-size:78%;">(<span style="color:#006600;">BigCse)</span></span></em></span></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*</span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">**************</span></strong></div><div><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/128923475"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/128923475</em></span></strong></a></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">**************</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*</span></strong></div><div></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000099;"><em>Quote of the day -"... but I'd have to say CSI: Miami. I cannot fucking stand David Caruso. He can diaf as far as I'm concerned. Ugh. I don't see why they made 3954394 spin offs anyway, since the original one was so good anyway...." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></em></span></strong><a href="http://insane-pyro-grl.livejournal.com/61129.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://insane-pyro-grl.livejournal.com/61129.html</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-71687832402309919242009-01-27T15:52:00.000-08:002009-01-27T16:38:38.316-08:00David Caruso - Caruso's orgasm<strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">These are <span style="color:#ff6600;">pictures</span> from a recent <em>CSI Miami-shooting</em> in <em>Pasadena, California</em>. From the look of it <span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Lizard Lady</em> </span><span style="color:#000000;"><em>(Elizabeth Berkley</em><em>)</em></span> will return once again. We can't wait for<span style="color:#000000;"> the</span><span style="color:#ff6600;"> High Noon of bad acting</span><span style="color:#ff6600;">:<em> Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso vs. Elizabeth Berkley.</span> Now, <em>THAT</em> is <span style="color:#ff6600;">acting brutality</span>........ </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNM1DBSB6zX5epHBezHdTnPb2xCJoPRtcnNg90y9mg2Qdsk0QUw4Q4pecg-oBzyQBqVDKtrZTlL65taUZ3VVfQvdKoANMOWFaAnkUnxV1dYuiWoHQpwH7eA76Kt6U-jXJiMXnYtSxFcSfL/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296132428945496546" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNM1DBSB6zX5epHBezHdTnPb2xCJoPRtcnNg90y9mg2Qdsk0QUw4Q4pecg-oBzyQBqVDKtrZTlL65taUZ3VVfQvdKoANMOWFaAnkUnxV1dYuiWoHQpwH7eA76Kt6U-jXJiMXnYtSxFcSfL/s200/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSlRkYkJOGl6EnuTzSXhDdYUYR37Z6ZXYfVw9TeIScjG2PjmgUhFnVUfkX5H3ftl1Pj6L6cVCjIAvxaVUDThANSGpnjS0UZ-xp3UhvNqCOE82_PQsUdJC7SwxGPyZErqSvHyJAqoW6kFqa/s1600-h/untitled100000.bmp"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296127449437112690" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSlRkYkJOGl6EnuTzSXhDdYUYR37Z6ZXYfVw9TeIScjG2PjmgUhFnVUfkX5H3ftl1Pj6L6cVCjIAvxaVUDThANSGpnjS0UZ-xp3UhvNqCOE82_PQsUdJC7SwxGPyZErqSvHyJAqoW6kFqa/s200/untitled100000.bmp" border="0" /></span></strong></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7PguTL39sPYinI6LcHTKeyX5om5Fb6-pK5L6vNWcnmBdC2zUfQ399NSSAi4jwkN6m0mI013ChqsREF3O0z8n0m6IacRQcvpIBzxKOQ996eu0oW395W1thH9Zc7Y1P-xzS-Vx3mIqgDszb/s1600-h/untitled11111111111111111100000.bmp"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296127878077639506" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7PguTL39sPYinI6LcHTKeyX5om5Fb6-pK5L6vNWcnmBdC2zUfQ399NSSAi4jwkN6m0mI013ChqsREF3O0z8n0m6IacRQcvpIBzxKOQ996eu0oW395W1thH9Zc7Y1P-xzS-Vx3mIqgDszb/s200/untitled11111111111111111100000.bmp" border="0" /></span></strong></a><br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>(Click on pictures to enlarge!)</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Since<em> </em><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> gets no love from<span style="color:#ff6600;"> the critics</span> he hangs himself onto <span style="color:#ff6600;">every fan</span> that is avilable or has the<span style="color:#ff6600;"> bad luck to stumble upon him</span>:</span></strong><br /><em><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#006600;">....A crew member told us that on one occasion when they were filming in Long Beach, a large tour bus filled with 75 German tourists pulled up, and got very excited that David Caruso was there. David stopped filming and proceeded to sign autographs and take pictures with each and every person on that bus!!! ...</span></strong></em><br /><em></em><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">We are sure<span style="color:#ff6600;"> the rest of the cast</span><span style="color:#000000;"> must have had the time of their lives</span> waiting for<span style="color:#ff6600;"> diva Caruso</span> to end this <span style="color:#ff6600;">self-adulation/fan-adulation <span style="color:#000000;">and go back to work.</span></span></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>@</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000099;"><em>Quote of the day - "Anyone that watches more than one episode of CSI:Miami notices the weird stance of David Caruso....He’s too lazy to go check it out himself, but will still get the credit for everything. A little ego check, please .." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></em></span></strong><a href="http://zuzuernie.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/come-to-the-dark-side/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://zuzuernie.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/come-to-the-dark-side/</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000099;"><em><span style="font-size:78%;">)</span></em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-19837667780884149782009-01-25T09:55:00.000-08:002009-01-25T12:06:02.917-08:00David Caruso - Mutiny and Mutineers<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikEsk9mcguxb6KqkQkYzdHxdZYgFkuiQo_d6a7LTdkj_iLcWap9lHVef9n9hqG1sN6Q3Yc5nSI5M5NfV8aZ-fLvG0RHsrWiP-9E_adzbcN5B2tpwc6Puqr9ziBfpAW9VvG7oFaNKkhhrZk/s1600-h/resurrectionCaruso.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295296682013138658" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 136px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikEsk9mcguxb6KqkQkYzdHxdZYgFkuiQo_d6a7LTdkj_iLcWap9lHVef9n9hqG1sN6Q3Yc5nSI5M5NfV8aZ-fLvG0RHsrWiP-9E_adzbcN5B2tpwc6Puqr9ziBfpAW9VvG7oFaNKkhhrZk/s200/resurrectionCaruso.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">The <span style="color:#ff6600;">discontent grows with every episode</span> that airs. People are not only annoyed with the <span style="color:#ff6600;">ridiculous antics of <em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> but also with<span style="color:#ff6600;"> <em>CSI Miami</em> as A WHOLE</span>. </span></strong><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Be it the <span style="color:#ff6600;">writing, the acting , the editing</span> - the unanimous verdict is that it <span style="color:#ff6600;">SUCKS BIG TIME</span>:</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">....I have followed this program from its first episode, and have been <span style="color:#ff6600;">gradually loosing interest</span> in it as the plots became lamer and lamer, the logic and techniques used became more and more unbelievable, and the <span style="color:#ff6600;">characters became less and less interesting</span>. However, I have always found it to be quite disconcerting the people that they have purported to be examples of beauty, when <span style="color:#ff6600;">they have never even been remotely close to attractive</span>, but the plot was usually good enough to distract me from that irritant. That's no longer the case, and ow that <span style="color:#ff6600;">it's the David Caruso/Horatio Hour, it's not worth my time</span>. </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">I am disappointed. </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">I no longer can stomach <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso's slanting his head</span> and talking from the side! I thought maybe they would finally get smart and<span style="color:#ff6600;"> replace the actor/character</span> with a person who can do more than stand and lean his head!!! Also, I watch<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a show for content</span> not music and fancy camera shots! </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Where are the plots?</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">There's<span style="color:#ff6600;"> a great video on Youtube that has put together a lot of Caruso's flip catch phrases</span>. Some think it's a tribute to him, but it's actually showing how <span style="color:#ff6600;">over the top and unnecessary</span> his comments have become. I started watching the show from the beginning but soon tired of how<span style="color:#ff6600;"> Caruso was essentially being used as a pin-up boy</span> for the viewers, rather than as a serious actor. </span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">The best</span> of the lot is<em> Vegas</em>. Sadly, they've lost Grissom, which leaves <span style="color:#ff6600;">only NY</span> as the most believable of the three and <span style="color:#ff6600;">Miami almost a caricature </span>of what true CSI is all about.... <em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">(</span></em><a href="http://www.cbs.com/community/manage/userProfileHome.html?u=willis991"><em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">willis991</span></em></a><em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;">)</span></em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*****************</span></strong></div><div><a href="http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/list/18738.page"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/list/18738.page</em></span></strong></a></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*****************</span></strong></div><br /><div></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "I agree about David Caruso...he has never been as good on any show as he thinks he is...he is all about EGO..." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></span></em></span></strong><a href="http://community.comcast.net/comcastportal/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://community.comcast.net/comcastportal/</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">)</span><br /></span></em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-16867548028834835842009-01-24T12:07:00.001-08:002009-01-24T16:16:45.742-08:00David Caruso - If you have got an itch...<div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em></em></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> seems to inspire a lot of people. He inspires them to <span style="color:#ff6600;">make fun of him!</span> We are sure, <span style="color:#ff6600;">no actor</span> before him has <span style="color:#ff6600;">been ridiculed</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">so many times on so many levels</span>. And all <span style="color:#000000;">well deserved!</span></span></strong><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Some <span style="color:#ff6600;">produce videos</span> with his most cheesiest one-liners. </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Some <span style="color:#ff6600;">go on Talk-shows and make publicliy fun</span> of the annoying acting clown.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Some create <span style="color:#ff6600;">hilarious</span><span style="color:#ff6600;"> caricatures.</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">...and then there are some who create their<span style="color:#cc0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff6600;">own line of personal care products</span> especially adapted to <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso......</span> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><br /></div></span></strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294956807451988194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 122px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfBpWWkC1Tb3Wq90BlE6PoPVoOlJK-dsyXtq3j2LlmEuEEc_b-q-zIBV6WQv3gPDg2j5KsI3a6PC7eK9MtUN8xVbU9XoWB4sTTE02i8VWSX6h5oIBNXvQOynDwfa0Ww8kS8_Bbno26XUi3/s320/Davactin.jpg" border="0" /> <div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff6600;"><em>When you think of an itchy, burning crotch... think David Caruso!<br /></em></span></span></strong></div><br /><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*************************</span></strong><br /></div><div align="left"><a href="http://www.blogography.com/archives/2006/10/hygiene.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><strong><em>http://www.blogography.com/archives/2006/10/hygiene.html</em></strong></span></a><span style="color:#006600;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;">*************************<br /></span><em><span style="color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "David Caruso isn't just a dick, he's a fugly dick. Why would I ever waste my time. Also, CSI: Miami could also be called, CSI: Even More Over the Top." </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000099;">(</span></em></span></strong><a href="http://redhoneysky.livejournal.com/731.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><strong><em>http://redhoneysky.livejournal.com/731.html</em></strong></span></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><em><span style="color:#000099;"><strong><span style="color:#000099;">)</span></strong><br /></div></span></em></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-14748718194076137292009-01-22T13:47:00.000-08:002009-01-22T16:36:03.144-08:00David Caruso - Cuteness vs. Caruso<div align="center"></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR6M0sX7gcEnGZTheKVcIXI3vrKK09RviQNnRjA_wT-cYYv6AFqz3MBc9odRDWPdwp1eMXIG1t0qUiA3159F76f21PQ-LzHGN9uiJEksnA1BP4IM3L9Z2ZcmoYiVgE4tFCoGeAS1sOT3q_/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294238805388110386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR6M0sX7gcEnGZTheKVcIXI3vrKK09RviQNnRjA_wT-cYYv6AFqz3MBc9odRDWPdwp1eMXIG1t0qUiA3159F76f21PQ-LzHGN9uiJEksnA1BP4IM3L9Z2ZcmoYiVgE4tFCoGeAS1sOT3q_/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#006600;">Get out of the picture Caruso! I wanna see cuteness</span></em>.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:78%;">*</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">When we first stumpled upon this picture we had <span style="color:#ff6600;">a good laugh</span>. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Then, after a few minutes, we pittied <span style="color:#ff6600;">the cute kitty and the squirrel (?)</span> in the picture. How anyone can put someone like<span style="color:#ff6600;"><em> Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span> and<span style="color:#ff6600;"> innocent animals</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">into one picture</span> is beyond us. Sure, the animals are nice and a pleasure to look at ,<span style="color:#ff6600;"> but David CARUSO</span>? Phew, <span style="color:#ff6600;">don't get me started</span> on <em>HIM</em>.....</span></strong><br /></div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><div align="center"><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">**************<br /></span></span></strong><a href="http://realbadfriend.com/2009/01/22/damn-you-tiny-david-caruso/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://realbadfriend.com/2009/01/22/damn-you-tiny-david-caruso/</em></span></strong></a><em><br /></em><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000000;">**************</span></strong></div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><div align="center"><br /></span><span style="color:#000099;"><em>Quote of the day - "...I feel as if David Caruso and William Shatner were separated @ birth....well....an extended birth anyway..."<span style="font-size:78%;"> (</span></em></span></span></strong><a href="http://biteduringclass.livejournal.com/250965.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://biteduringclass.livejournal.com/250965.html</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)<br /><br /></div></em></span></strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em></em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-85816298945127049902009-01-20T11:47:00.000-08:002009-01-20T12:13:45.723-08:00David Caruso - Polling P. Diddy and David Caruso!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaDkSWB-_MnPes1befT_vVj_gDT6tHh8ceYWXTcgYtn3XDqJEEzbNK5dQtJjEwXX7DYyPbzJwaeFU2pttatB7ZcAOOiKjP1hYz3Y72DqjyYW1c5dJqmnxWzqpRNY-9lMgfQz3SptcV22e4/s1600-h/281x211.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293468899645348994" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaDkSWB-_MnPes1befT_vVj_gDT6tHh8ceYWXTcgYtn3XDqJEEzbNK5dQtJjEwXX7DYyPbzJwaeFU2pttatB7ZcAOOiKjP1hYz3Y72DqjyYW1c5dJqmnxWzqpRNY-9lMgfQz3SptcV22e4/s200/281x211.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></span></strong></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheTyf3MmfT4MYgxqKmWnDhGiMGg-YjOVNh70MC3wU7m2b8L5v55Nrgm-9xNypgTZ3ff9kLVumcVAX-Mp-ldMKAZotPe9N0s7738Z6s6_2L3-dJQdrJAzhGSaMqvJprygs4kAqodtwlDynW/s1600-h/140x105.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293469052346137218" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 140px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 105px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheTyf3MmfT4MYgxqKmWnDhGiMGg-YjOVNh70MC3wU7m2b8L5v55Nrgm-9xNypgTZ3ff9kLVumcVAX-Mp-ldMKAZotPe9N0s7738Z6s6_2L3-dJQdrJAzhGSaMqvJprygs4kAqodtwlDynW/s200/140x105.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">CSI Miami ratings</span> have been going downhill <span style="color:#ff6600;">since season 7</span> started.</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">If it is<em> </em><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>Icon of Idiocy</em> David Caruso</span>, the ape-shit writing , the editing or all things combined that is to blame - we can't tell. T</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">o stop that down-trend<span style="color:#ff6600;"> TPTB of <em>CSI Miami</em> hire high-profile guest stars</span>. We applaud the efforet. However, if they have done themselves a favor by<span style="color:#ff6600;"> hiring Sean "P. Diddy" Combs</span> remains to be seen. After all,<span style="color:#ff6600;"> his ego is just as big as David Caruso's</span>.</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">A few months ago <span style="color:#ff6600;">a poll</span> was set up. Asking<span style="color:#ff6600;"> who is worse: Icon of Idiocy David Caruso or P. Diddy</span>? This poll now is closed. We like to present you with <span style="color:#ff6600;">the results:</span></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Question: <em><span style="color:#ff6600;">P. Diddy vs. David Caruso. Who is the WORSE actor?</span></em></span></strong></div><div><a href="http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/19/results/P+Diddy+vs+David+Caruso+WORSE+actor"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><strong><em>http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/19/results/P+Diddy+vs+David+Caruso+WORSE+actor</em></strong></span></a></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Poll opened: <em><span style="color:#ff6600;">Nov 20, 2008</span></em></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Poll closed: <em><span style="color:#ff6600;">Jan 20, 2009</span></em></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Votes:<span style="color:#ff6600;"> <em>15</em></span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Results:</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>David Caruso 33%</em></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>P. Diddy 27%</em></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#ff6600;"><em>BOTH are terrible! 40%</em></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Great choice! As always, <span style="color:#ff6600;">we agree</span> with our readers/fans/visitors. Neither <span style="color:#ff6600;">Caruso nor P. Diddy</span> should work on TV.<em> EVER.</em></span></strong></div><span style="font-size:78%;">@<br /></span><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000099;"><em>Quote of the day - "Watching CSI: Miami tonight. Damn, time has not been good to David Caruso." <span style="font-size:78%;">(</span></em></span></strong><a href="http://writenwrong.livejournal.com/64309.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://writenwrong.livejournal.com/64309.html</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-36050802487371014942009-01-19T14:03:00.000-08:002009-01-19T14:19:39.527-08:00David Caruso - He gets PAID MONEY for this?<p align="left"><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293130852832852498" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 10px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 2px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnuRHTQj4PN7CiMctzYVlGqG3XLH1-5YRwXkkftRgJmyV_nt3g_PvEG8yY9P65Mli_dwqQNdMBMzhUoe0DNnvs8QLh43UIqzIvDsnzR6VvkRGdTGH_wRa79LC-4gYlW85APb3HOZfvqzEm/s200/csi-miami---curse-of-the-coffin.jpg" border="0" /></p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNWJYSqAzHj4Wvu96defIACfniS3LYvjfZCL_Skn7YGxoFrVfYEspRk-zV3xyHHEiQ1F-Sw9-0rloXwzq5ABHzXhAW4xAjmpGU2QPAtT8Q8I3TanRl9l5FDRM2rpf8jyhAuEAR23mf6Jpk/s1600-h/6x02_Miami0611.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293132143587025362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 181px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNWJYSqAzHj4Wvu96defIACfniS3LYvjfZCL_Skn7YGxoFrVfYEspRk-zV3xyHHEiQ1F-Sw9-0rloXwzq5ABHzXhAW4xAjmpGU2QPAtT8Q8I3TanRl9l5FDRM2rpf8jyhAuEAR23mf6Jpk/s320/6x02_Miami0611.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"></span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Sometimes there are <span style="color:#ff6600;">no words to describe the ridculousness that is Icon of Idiocy David Caruso</span>. More often than not people are so <span style="color:#ff6600;">shell-shocked after watching an episode on CSI</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">Miami</span> that they are reduced to uttering the <span style="color:#ff6600;">same </span>- <em><span style="color:#006600;">albeit LEGIT</span></em> -<span style="color:#ff6600;"> questions</span> over and over again:</span></strong> </span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">I've only watched <span style="color:#ff6600;">1 episode of CSI and it was the Miami one</span>.I couldn't even get through it. I <span style="color:#ff6600;">hated it</span>. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">But why? </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><em>Why did I hate it</em>?<br />Oh, yea, <span style="color:#ff6600;">this is why</span>: </span></span></strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWw8Nc500GI"><strong><span style="color:#006600;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><em>David Caruso</em>!</span></span></strong></a><span style="font-family:arial;color:#006600;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I watched the whole thing.<br />I laughed.<br />I cried.<br />I got angry.<br />I laughed again.<br />People watch this crap?<br />People write this crap?<br />Again, people watch this crap!!?!?!?!?!?<br /><em><span style="color:#ff6600;">PEOPLE GET PAID MONEY FOR THIS CRAP!??!!?!?</span></em></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;">**********************</span><br /></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span></span></strong><a href="http://whatelseishappening.blogspot.com/2007/01/david-caruso.html"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><em>http://whatelseishappening.blogspot.com/2007/01/david-caruso.html</em></span></strong></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:78%;">**********************</span></span></span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><br /></span><span style="color:#000099;"><em>Quote of the day -" ....and then she came back briefly on “CSI:Miami” before that scrawny prick David Caruso and his sunglasses got her kicked off the show.."</em></span></span></span></strong><em> <strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;">(</span></strong></em><a href="http://stonelight.wordpress.com/2008/11/29/kim-delaney/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>http://stonelight.wordpress.com/2008/11/29/kim-delaney/</em></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;"><em>)</em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985987556038393975.post-68413671776386605602009-01-18T18:51:00.000-08:002009-01-18T21:05:49.372-08:00David Caruso - Hilarious Caruso picture story!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_Kxq8QE2mxvUugnggUBNoSrIYa-P1t-Mvwu31JwQVdnPPEykdelNOVvQRrgOQi46BBZTdRRHoHgzpI311r6rCg823ULKsUCYSP8VlQUL-N-lejBF08NkFlIKf-tFZOWziUx5bmpQQZZT4/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292835631780154066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 132px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_Kxq8QE2mxvUugnggUBNoSrIYa-P1t-Mvwu31JwQVdnPPEykdelNOVvQRrgOQi46BBZTdRRHoHgzpI311r6rCg823ULKsUCYSP8VlQUL-N-lejBF08NkFlIKf-tFZOWziUx5bmpQQZZT4/s200/3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#006600;"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;color:#006600;">"Boring them senseless, no doubt. Fuck, he looks bored himself - no mirror handy to check himself out in?"</span></em></strong> </span></div><div><br /></div><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292835305719530178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 132px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP85FBxEn-TIYg3DmNHUO1a_0Mw2XM1zMFteU2Mb4T2I1Exw7vshe8rPl4FVtXNqgV5l9nurh_S7tsKS71rUaPiYxXiiMHvIl2NCUjE4kX1fA0Y_LqlR9xVzN7tXwbouVG-sqM-d1OGlA_/s200/16.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div align="center"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;color:#006600;">"Wow - 2 big-tittied girls - for me?"</span></em></strong></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEmHZ2ntwHmLFTtAsSjN_vjoUZPGlCthPsBR5cyuaMgJJpWJoi2TRsMxn8nayqx6xYBSSYvmW4oKUt30-NjFw2PbBsFVdLvaNXtL7x2vE2duXerxXPy5qontJcnC8ES-JUsPauPkcYgJ_8/s1600-h/39.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292833480828726770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 132px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEmHZ2ntwHmLFTtAsSjN_vjoUZPGlCthPsBR5cyuaMgJJpWJoi2TRsMxn8nayqx6xYBSSYvmW4oKUt30-NjFw2PbBsFVdLvaNXtL7x2vE2duXerxXPy5qontJcnC8ES-JUsPauPkcYgJ_8/s200/39.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#006600;"><br /></span><div align="center"><span style="color:#006600;">"<strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;">Alright, girls. Get in back and pull your kimonos down...I'm gonna show you what a big American dick looks like!"</span></em></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuFKvi7DRauKjegySbsgJt-6HR-zkrthEmXuRrJGJ22XD-MKqUtfhqmMwA6-ged6MjAqU5OxDWs7vpyQ1Ly13t_uRtj9S9RRvfwD-AiLaOtRwvjh_vJ4QVgd6mPaPf38YK8ZC3svW63OMx/s1600-h/7.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292833251262057874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 132px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuFKvi7DRauKjegySbsgJt-6HR-zkrthEmXuRrJGJ22XD-MKqUtfhqmMwA6-ged6MjAqU5OxDWs7vpyQ1Ly13t_uRtj9S9RRvfwD-AiLaOtRwvjh_vJ4QVgd6mPaPf38YK8ZC3svW63OMx/s200/7.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div align="center"><span style="color:#006600;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><em><span style="color:#006600;">"....yeah, yeah, I see it, don't pitch a fit - it'll wash out in cold water."</span></em></strong></span><br /></span><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000000;">*************</span></em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></em></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><span style="color:#000000;">Many people</span> hate/despise Icon of Idiocy David Caruso</span>. That is a<em> FACT</em>. </span></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Some people react by <span style="color:#ff6600;">changing the channel</span> everytime the <span style="color:#ff6600;">ugly twat</span> appears on the screen. Some <span style="color:#ff6600;">write blogs <span style="color:#000000;">about how</span> horrendous</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">David Caruso</span> is. And some express their<span style="color:#ff6600;"> utter disgust<span style="color:#000000;"> in a</span> picture story</span>. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">Above you can see such a picture story. It is titled<span style="color:#ff6600;"> <em>"David Caruso - MANWHORE</em>"</span><em><span style="color:#006600;"> (VERY FITTING TITLE WE THINK!!!)</span></em> It is so<span style="color:#ff6600;"> hilariously funny</span> that we can't help but plagiarize it. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">We hope <em>"PICKELS"</em> will forgive us...</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><em>Thank you for the good laugh!</em></span></strong><br /></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000000;"><strong>****************</strong></span></div><div align="left"><a href="http://carusothemanwhore.blogspot.com/2007/12/cheese-dick-in-japan-david-caruso.html"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#006600;"><strong><em>http://carusothemanwhore.blogspot.com/2007/12/cheese-dick-in-japan-david-caruso.html</em></strong></span></a></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#000000;"><strong>****************</strong></span></div><div align="left"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#000099;">Quote of the day - "...David Caruso...he's terrible, not a single good acting bone in his body..."</span></em></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;">(</span></em></strong><a style="COLOR: #00c; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/82282-week-12-toasts-lets-get-toasty"><strong><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#000099;">http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/82282-week-12-toasts-lets-get-toasty</span></em></strong></a><strong><em><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-size:78%;">)</span> </span></span></span></em></strong></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://technorati.com/ping.</div>Colehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401069701753827509noreply@blogger.com0