David Caruso's unique beach fashion

We know it is summer.
We know it is hot.
And we know, that not everybody can be George Clooney and ALWAYS wear the right things at the right time. This time we our main topic is BEACHWEAR.
After we were presented yesterday with the latest David Caruso-plus-tart-on-Miami-Beach-show we decided to take a closer look at David Caruso's swim-wear du jour. To us it looks like that his leisure wear reflectes his choice of women - Cheap/Cheaper/Embarrassing.
Now, bear with us and take a very good look at the above pictures....
Do you notice a similarity (and we don't mean his cap)?
If yes, let us know....you will win NOTHING except the realization that David Caruso seems to have NO STYLE at all - be it leisure wear or women...LOL

Picture 1: 2004
Picture 2: 2005
Picture 3: 2005
Picture 4: 2006
Picture 5: 2007
Picture 6: 2008

David Caruso

Quote of the day: ....Not only that but David Caruso can't speak or make a point without whipping off his sunglasses. He must also have a vision problem as well.... (http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=808869)

David Caruso - Scrawny Butt

....And taking over this spot next week is none other that Mr. Macho, David Caruso and his bunch of CSI Misfits!
Don't get me wrong, I like CSI but somehow CSI Miami is not on my list of favourites. I watch it and all that but I'd much rather they show something else. David Caruso just gets on my nerves with his crooked neck look ... LOL!
CSI: Miami - Caruso is painful and the rest of the cast delivers an unmemorable performace. By far the worst of the CSIs. Caruso's career ended the day after he left NYPD Blue.
David Caruso playing a tough guy cop makes me laugh. Any real life pick pocket or shoplifter ‘criminal’ type would kick his scrawny butt all over Miami, while the rest of the crew laughs themselves silly
David Caruso..as soon as his name surfaced when the Miami version was new..My wife said watch the good actors get squeezed out and all they'll have left is Caruso. I love the original CSI and Miami is OK too if you kind of tune out David Caruso....


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http://www.ehmac.ca/everything-else-eh/21592-csi-spin-offs-your-take.html
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: ......Here’s hoping that they get good actors too.. Caruso is just not that great, really. (http://neekole.com/archives/2004/01/17/csi-new-york/)

David Caruso - Ditch the Dave!

I'm sorry I love all the C.S.I. Shows, Miami but I cannot stand to watch David Caruso.. ugh. I have to turn the channel when he even comes on.. I don't know who told that man he can act, but honestly I think he stinks.
All he does on the show is put on and take off those stupid sunglasses.. I swear he holds on to them like a security blanket. I guess I can blame the writers for his terribly lame lines. But some actors make better use of lines than he does. ugh!! The rest of the cast on Miami.. I love em.
But I can't believe people can stomach "supercop" David Caruso. Doesn't anyone notice he always postures himself as the guy who does everything on the show?? Am I the only one who wonders how on earth David Caruso gets work?

Ditch the David!!
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http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/Itzlmntrys-Blog/David-Carouso-Actor/800012205&
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: ...Why?.. First, David Caruso is in it. He's the worst actor ever. ....

David Caruso the worst actor of all time...

...because - and how can we POSSIBLY NOT AGREE to all those good reasons mentioned below???? - they are spot on....and hilariously funny....

• hes nasty ginger uggs
• he is really good at taking off his sunglasses, though
• I hate hate hate him. How the ugly non-talented troll ever broke into Hollywood is beyond me.
• I can't stand to even look at him much less watch any show he's on.
• why can't he hold his damn head up straight?
• Hudson Hawk gave him the perfect dialogue
• ::removes sunglasses slowly:: Why yes he is.
• I think I'm gonna take up acting, I could not be any worse than this guy
• David Caruso is the reason I never got into NYPD Blue. He's horrendous
• I attach to cop shows immediately but not NYPD Blue soley because I couldn't stand Caruso
• I think caruso is worse than all of these. Maybe not by much but still worse. The only way csi miami is even watchable is as a mst3k kind of format where you just laugh at all the badness.
• "What should I do? I am a grown man with red hair."Does no one but me find this Caruso quote fucking hilarious? What a socially retarded freak.

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http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/34638
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: I bet if you were to ask Caruso what exactly the company he does he would say the same thing over, it’s making things “generally easier.” I think the other two founders have made him a note card with what to say. (http://r3fresh.com/2008/06/23/what-the-hell-is-lexicon-digital/)

David Caruso - So effing terrible

....David Caruso is the number one reason to avoid CSI: Miami.

For me the real motivating factor when selecting a favorite show, is (my personal frustration) with David Caruso. An award should be given to Mr. Caruso for the worst melodramatic actor or the most stupid one liners given in a single episode.
I’d like to blame the writers for CSI Miami for only writing stupid dialog for this character, but I’d be surprised if Mr. Caruso could deliver anything more complicated.
I tried watching it/HIM during its first season. I couldn't stand it/him. So effing terrible....



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http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/25/are-you-a-csi-voyeur-or-a-svu-protector/
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: ...CSI: Miami - Crass and trashier than the other CSIs, with a mediocre cast and stupid David Caruso glowering behind his stupid yellow sunglasses and mumbling "witty" quips.. (http://madtypist.blogspot.com/2008/06/10-worst-shows-that-just-wont-die.html)

David Caruso - WTF? Lexicon Digital?

We found another critical blog-entry about Caruso's start-up "Lexicon-Digital" which is worth mentioning.

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In the beautiful Seattle airport last weekend and I decided to purchase the most current issue of WIRED. Browsing through the countless hard liquor ads I found a celebrity startup section about half way through. To my surprise, the beloved David Caruso of CSI: Miami fame has a startup called Lexicon Digital.
Now if you watch CSI: Miami you’ll know David Caruso plays a total cheesebag investigator who has difficulty keeping his shades on. From what I’ve come to know of Caruso, I was expecting Lexicon Digital to be very interesting.
Since I’m having trouble trying to figure out what the company actually does so I went directly to the source (Lexicon Digital) to clear things up.... Lexicondigital.tv:
From the description it sounds like a video distribution service that will work on multiple platforms with some sort of real-time editing. It doesn’t sound like anything new; hello Revision3, Hulu, YouTube..... To further clear up the confusion, the co-founders did multiple CES interviews promoting the company.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOS1lTn68u4

Wow! After listening to Caruso I totally get it.

It’s going to make things “generally easier.”
What’s going to be “generally easier?”
I don’t know because it’s a “secret,” but it sounds like the founders don’t even know what’s going on. I have a feeling Caruso is only there to help put attention on the company.

It’s not over! Lexicon Digital even made this really pointless video that make ZERO sense. The video’s like watching an episode of CSI: Miami after taking a little too much NyQuil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdgBmXPGtl8

After going through all of the information, Lexicon Digital wants to be the bullet that kills TV. Sadly, I think that bullet will ricochet and kill Lexicon Digital.
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http://r3fresh.com/2008/06/23/what-the-hell-is-lexicon-digital/
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AND WE PREDICT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.........LOL
David Caruso
Quote of the day: I smell a Ray Ban ad with David Caruso on it. God, no. (http://sabstestkitchen.blogspot.com/2008/06/in-love-with-horatio.html)

David Caruso - F**K You, David Caruso! LOL!

Sorry but CSI:Miami is unwatchable.
David Caruso...I hope a speed boat lands on his ass. I think CSI MIAMI is the worst...I can not stand Dave NYPD blue I had him & his stupid sunglasses...Enough with yer damn sunglasses!
I bet David Caruso's character will stare at the floor while talking to the suspect, then glance at the suspect menacingly, stare at the floor some more while talking to the suspect, the stare into dark space while talking to the suspect, then stare at a distant horizon while talking to the suspect, then rip his sunglasses off and get superangry while talking to the suspect, ie..... He's cinematic cumshot.
FUCK CSI MIAMI!
FUCK YOU DAVID CARUSO and the slick deal you made with the devil. It is stunning to me that anybody seriously likes watching David Caruso......
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http://www.livejournal.com/go.bml?journal=ohnotheydidnt&itemid=18337315&dir=next
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Another treasure by Joel & The Soup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6A5s2dX-cA

David Caruso
Quote of the day: Say what you will, I give Caruso points for endeavoring to stretch out his acting chops. Like that one shot where he exited screen right instead of screen left........ (http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=8436)