David Caruso - David Caruso? Eww, no thanks!

Not surprisingly, the conception that CSI Miami/Icon of idiocy David Caruso may be heading for another possible cross-over with CSI makes a lot of viewers gag. We think, nobody working on the other two shows of the franchise should be forced to work with a non-talent like fugtard David Caruso.
The following are the most noteworthy comments re: a possible crossover:

bleh Tue, Jan 6, 2009, 3:02 PM
.....anything to give caruso less screentime. maybe langston can show up to solve the murder of horatio. LOL
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Sussy Tue, Jan 6, 2009, 3:34 PM
....If Laurence Fishburn is scene-stealing, will he counteract the fact that David Caruso barely sleepwalks through his lines?
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andronika Tue, Jan 6, 2009, 3:41 PM
.....Eww no. An actor of Laurence Fishburne's caliber should not be forced into the vicinity of David Caruso's abysmal performance, IMHO. Ever wonder why Billy Petersen was so against the spin-offs and the crossover with Miami? Thank God he never had to share a screen with that sunglass-toting pathetic excuse for an actor...
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JWheaton Tue, Jan 6, 2009, 3:53 PM
.....Hah! Yeah, I agree with Sussy. Too bad they didn't create Fishburne's character to replace Caruso. I stopped watching CSI: Miami because Caruso's character is so lame!...
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cajunr Tue, Jan 6, 2009, 4:20 PM
...I would like to see anyone replace Caruso, he is weird on CSI. Would keep my kids away from Horatio. St. Petersen will be missed...
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Sigh Tue, Jan 6, 2009, 4:43 PM
...I can't stand Caruso either. Let's get him over to CSI: NY with the better looking and more talented cast...

Do we really need to say more? Icon of idiocy David Caruso? Eww no, thanks..

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Quote of the day - "I'm just wary of watching anything with David Caruso as he just drives me bat**** insane on CSI: Miami...I'm not a fan of his work." (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=604741 )

David Caruso - Something about David Caruso...

Every day we find countless new bloggers who express their growing dissatisfaction with CSI Miami and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. We never bothered to look up the actual numbers, but we guess it must be legions of annoyed peope who want nothing more than see fugtard Caruso booted off the TV screen!
Let's support them in their worthy cause:

......No, you didn't ask for it, but as I sit here after another lackluster "Do I really give a crap?"-episode of CSI Miami. I think it's time I let the world know exactly how I feel about your primetime-hogging inflated campaign to rule the world in forensic TV drama.
Hello CSI-by-the-sea.

Oh look, David Caruso is either removing or donning his sunglasses while spouting something short and smart with his quiet, sturdy I'm-in-charge voice. How yesterday. Actually, how every-episode of him. This series used to have flash, now it's dull like my mother's knife set. I think you ended last season with a cliff-hanger, and I think you wrapped it up when you premiered last month...but to be honest I neither

A) remember nor

B) care to figure it out.

Is it the actors? Maybe. I'm too bored to bottom-line it for you; I can tell you we're about to gain an hour of space when we delete you from our DVR. *sunglasses off*
Something about David Caruso makes me want to beat him in the face with a claw hammer....

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Quote of the day - "I am WITH you on David Caruso. His dramatic lack of emotion is just unbearable." (http://twitstat.com/cgi-bin/view.pl?search=ramat)

David Caruso - Smackdown!

The recent smackdown between Sharon Osbourne and Megan Hauserman has all the ingredients to become a Reality-TV-classic: two women who like nothing more than to promote themselves and a verbal catfight that quickly turned into a physical smackdown...Wooszerz!

Just imagine you are on a TV-show and the sight of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso makes you GAG. What would you say to the old shitbag that would make him get into your face? (We assume it doesn't need much baiting to make him lose it.)
A fellow blogger had the following suggestion:

...FUCK you if you watch CSI:Miami. And a special FUCK YOU to that uber douce David Caruso. Are we supposed to believe that he is some kind of bad ass?He has tried to run the same gimmick since NYPD Blue. Howdy Doody is not going to kick any ass and he certainly does not have the acting skills to make me think that he could.....(by beachbum http://davenjerry.com/showthread.php?p=149246).

Bingo! In our minds eye we already can see Icon of Idiocy David Caruso leap at you...LOL
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Quote of the day - "Warning: Don't try the game with these videos. These contain concentrated amounts of Caruso that could be lethal if used in the drinking game." (http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/2007/02/updated-reroute-a-marshmallow.html )
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David Caruso - Have sunglasses, will travel!

David Caruso thinks he's God
but he's not :gagh:
Nothing's changed since his 5 minutes on NYPD Blue.
I could tell he was a twat as soon as he appeared in first blood.
To me intense does not equate to good acting.
Hes not exactly got a wide range.
I bet he's got a wide anus though.
At least he should, his head is up it most days.
He's always, always. been a cocky ass.
One - The Main Reason - I don't watch anything he is in.

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http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=30318

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Quote of the day - "David Caruso + P. Diddy = brains all over the country melting from the epic!fail overload." (http://scullyseviltwin.livejournal.com/tag/dexter)

David Caruso - Hidden Penis

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's mummification seems to be in full swing. Everytime he "graces" the TV-screen he seems to have aged another 30 years.

Naturally, that hasn't gone unnoticed by a lot of TV-viewers. The following comment by a fellow blogger clearly takes the cake:

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"....Every time I see this man I have to wonder what exactly he's doing to kill himself. My first thought is booze but I'm killing myself with that stuff and I'm not deteriorating nearly as fast as he is. It's got to be something way stronger, some kind of inhaled cleansing agent perhaps..." (Dyno)

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LOL!

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=343623

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Quote of the day - "... I dont know, CSI Miami to me is much worst than NY. David Caruso is the suck. Caruso ducks his head like a vulture.. (http://forums.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=188&F=1650&T=3690906&P=1)

David Caruso - Family matters

The Internet is full of entertaining and strange things. Sometimes, those blurbs are just a mouse-click away - waiting to be brought to light. The following was found while on a search for articles that would qualifiy for our blog:

"...looking for family

im looking for david caruso and katie holmes im related to them...(italiacaruso) "

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/predict/prediction_view.asp?ID=933

Ahem, yes.....A few questions/considerations:

If you are really related to Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - YUCK - why would you publicly admit to it? Lovely Katie Holmes understandable. Who wouldn't want to call her aunt or cousin? But obnoxious, ugly, old fart David Caruso???? Couldn't you find someone BETTER?

We know a lot of people who would rather drop dead than being connected/related to someone like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso .

Last but not least, why don't you just google them and see what you can find out......LOL

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Quote of the day - "CSI (Vegas, ONLY. Fuck David Caruso.)" (http://tvismyboyfriend.blogspot.com/2008/12/lessons-of-holidays.html)

David Caruso - Playing to a different tune

Whom does Icon of Idiocy David Caruso love more than anything else?

Who always comes first where Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is concerned?

Whom will Icon of Idiocy David Caruso nevet let down?

Whom will Icon of Idiocy David Caruso never walk out on?

Who does Icon of Idiocy David Caruso always put front and center where CSI Miami is concerned?

Ladies and Gents, if you have answered the above questions five times with "HIMSELF" you have won!

What?

Well, the realization that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is a huge egomaniac. And that in itself is priceless...

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Quote of the day -"The only reason that I watch CSI Miami is to see David Caruso's absolutely horrendous acting abilities. He makes the show a comedy with his over the top drama." (http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-entertainment/141504-favorite-ross-rachel-esque-pairing.html)

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