David Caruso - Paparazzi attacked!!!!

Vicious and unnecessary paparazzi attack!
A group of surfer dudes in Malibu with shit for brains beat up a group of 5 paprazzi who were only doing their jobs.
Remember people - WITHOUT PAPARAZZI NO EGOFEST.
WITHOUT PAPARAZZI David Caruso's overinflated ego wouldn't get its daily needed boost and no one would see pictures of him and his Indian/Pakistani/AlQuaida-toy in Rome.
Celebs need paparazzi and vice versa. And please, don't talk about "paparazzi victims". There aren't any. Public life, public person, public domain. BOTH sides profit nicely from each other......

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If anyone recognize this fat Ass let us know and contact us This dickhead commit assault in gang with 25 of his retarded friends against 5 poor Paparazzi who were doing their job in Malibu Money doesn't help in Malibu, those kids have nothing to do in their lives except drinking on the beach at 2PM spending their parents money and harassing workers You have to know that this little community is a shithole and i don't believe that the cop are going to investigate seriously They have to protect their rich residents FUCK Malibu

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Source: http://vipix.squarespace.com/journal/2008/6/22/wanted.html

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1620740763

GET THEM ASSHOLES!!!

David Caruso
Quote of the day: "....limiting their opportunities to “quit to do real work in the movies” (looking at you, David Caruso)...." (Celebrity Morgue - http://celebrity-morgue.blogspot.com/)

David Caruso - Useless

David Caruso aka Horatio...he is always uselessly mysterious.
I mean about the most mundane things.
Like "Horatio...you gonna finish that sandwich?"
Horatio: "I don't know, I guess that's for me to know and you to find out".
I know that wasn't really said, but that is how hard he works at it to be this puzzle of a man. Another useless element and it's sad . At least Gil Grissom is shy and funny....doesn't have to work hard at being mysterious.
Loved Caruso, amillion yrs ago, on NYPD and the beautiful lady from Providence (who's name escapes me now because I am trying to form a thought) but I just favor Gil Grissom & Gang from the original CSI.
Why is it that every Monday night Horatio takes off his shades and stares off into space?
Just be brave and don't give up. Maybe someday he will just say "No, the sandwich is not what I ordered." and all will be right with the world.
David Caruso couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag but dang he does crack me up. I always want to reach through the screen and straighten his head up a bit, I bet he has a kincked neck all the time...lol

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http://cincymoms.cincinnati.com/f/ShowThread.aspx?tid=49633&cid=6&fid=27
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David Caruso
Quote of the day......The series will be back in the fall, David Caruso histrionics and all..... (http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008806220310)

David Caruso - The one that ruins it

Our sincerest apology to the original poster of this GREAT PIECE OF WORK. We just had it to add it to our collection. Great work!

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David Caruso (Horatio Caine on CSI: Miami) is known for his gritty performance, his pulling down of his sunglasses and now, at least in my book, his ruining of CSI: Miami. David Caruso was cast to play the part of Horatio Caine, a hard-lined CSI/Cop who drives a Hummer 2. HAHAHAHA. Sorry, that last part really makes me laugh. As if the Miami-Dade Police Department can afford that for their budget. But that’s really beside my point.

David Caruso basically has three ways of acting.

• Low voice, asking questions.
  

• Pulling down his shades to try to get to a suspect.
  

• He acts like a cop, when he is in fact a CSI.

I can deal with everything including the fucking Humvee. What I can’t deal with is David Caruso’s one-dimensional acting spectrum. From episode to episode, he uses the same tone of voice: irritated, contemplative and ‘cool.’ Even when there’s an episode that’s supposed to affect his character negatively, he stays rigidly in ‘David Caruso Character’ (you can also witness this performance abortion in NYPD Blue before he thought he was a fucking movie star).

David Caruso is a terrible, one-dimensional, hackneyed actor who needs to either hone up on his skills, find a new methodology, or quit. He sucks, and I’m not sorry to say it.
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http://brazenreality.wordpress.com/2008/06/21/david-caruso-is-ruining-csi-miami/
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WE NEITHER. WE NEITHER.....
David Caruso

David Caruso makes us want to.....

This is ESPECIALLY FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE who can't stand David Caruso - and we aknow that there are MILLIONS out there!!!

My dream is to one day sell a shirt that is trimmed with authentic david caruso hair... hear me out.... people will buy them just to throw up on them and then throw them away... it would be a way for people to give back to David what he has given to all of us...
Caruso sucks worse then peanut butter in shag carpet. Someone should break your glasses, Caruso! haha take that

If David Caruso's acting makes you want to consume the innards of a.......we have the RIGHT VIDEO for you. ENJOY!!! WE DID...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcw3h7uMLbc

David Caruso

Quote of the day: .....Is it me, or is David Caruso a really odd actor? He's sort of just... stiff. And always overly intense - like, one emotion that lasts, well, an entire TV series?... (http://www.thejonblog.com/knit/archives/001675.html)

Where is YOUR STAR, David Caruso???

William Petersen is so much better than David Caruso. I find David Caruso incredibly annoying. It’s little wonder why South Park makes so much fun of him. (http://bkim.net/blog/2004/09/21/season-premiere-body-count/)

AGREED! That's why.......
CSI's William Petersen is one of 25 who will be immortalized with a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame next year. Also on the list to get a star next year is Chuck Lorre, producer and writer of Two and a Half Men. CSI also topped it's spinoff, CSI Miami, and House, as the most watched television show in the world. CSI Miami and House placed second and third...

William Petersen will ALWAYS belong to the group of real great actors while David Caruso will ALWAYS be only second choice.....
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http://www.csifiles.com/news/200608_02.shtml
David Caruso

Quote of the day: ....Please heap further abuse on David Caruso in future posts.....(http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/13/rehab-is-for-quitters/)

David Caruso - Fan-Quickie??

We don't know for sure WHAT really happened and when. And we sure don't want to put any ideas in our readers heads.
Read and wonder about David Caruso's obviousy promiscuity....What ever happened after David Caruso left (with or without fan)...use your imagination.....We all know GOSSIP is so much fun!!!

"....CSI:Miami star David Caruso was at the Adrienne Arsht Center last night, sharing a can of Pilon Extreme Espresso with someone who did not look like his (ex?) girlfriend and baby momma, Liza Marquez. Caruso was there to see Celia: The Life and Music of Celia Cruz, but before the peformance started, the CSI star walked out of the bathroom, whipped out a headshot, signed it, and gave it to a pretty girl before walking into the theater. Caruso left during intermission. We wonder what, exactly, he wrote on his mug shot and if the "pretty girl" left during intermission as well. This calls for an investigation....."
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http://blogs.herald.com/scene_in_the_tropics/2008/06/hey-caruso-got.html
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PS: This is the ORIGINAL POSTING. We won't make changes...The writer only changed it after being harrassed by a group of obviously very distrubed David Caruso fans...
David Caruso
Quote of the day: Ms. Heigl obviously has a severe case of "David Caruso Syndrome."DCS is a career killing disease that infects young actors/actresses on hit TV shows and causes them to have delusions that they are bigger than the show that made them in the first place...... (http://www.megansminute.com/2008/06/im-really-sick.html)

David Caruso - David Caruso's penis 2

No, this is NOT DAVID CARUSO'S PENIS ....
.....Even if his penis may look like this after the David Caruso love train is speeding through LA, Miami and Rome.
Obviously, "open 24/7 - always ready" can take it's toll on every mans' private parts....LOL
(http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2008/06/david-caruso-love-train.html)
....but a Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.
David Caruso

Quote of the day: .....Hollywood redheads seem to have gone all washed out blonde lately. And I hate David Caruso.(http://myverylastnerve.blogspot.com/2008/06/too-lazy-and-tired-to-do-anything-else.html)