Have you ever been at a "Jump the Shark" forum? No? Let us tell you, it is one of the most funniest places on the net. The sole purpose of these websites is for people to get together and snark ALL THE WANT about actors, shows, writing etc. Of course, there is also a "CSI Miami Jumped the Shark"- forum . Most of the people posting there express their dislike for WHOM? - Riiiiiggght!!!!!
David Caruso!!!!!
Below you'll find some of the finest examples of the snark-fest. For more (Careful, it is addictive!!!), please go to: http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=0a37e60c40e0e861d1c489b9864b0e29&showforum=834
...."Caruso is perhaps the most talentless actor I have seen since Al Gore...." (Hear! Hear!)
"Are you sure Caruso is even alive?I know the opera singer is dead but I mean David Caruso.There is a scene and suddenly he's there,unmoving,hand on hips and a mumbling escapes his immobile lips.I think he's being pushed around on rollers and is either wax or a corpse filled with formaldehyde.Sometimes he will smile at a child but I suspect they have two hooks with invisible wires attached to his cheeks to lift them into a grin."
(Still wipping off tears of laugther.....)
David Caruso
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