Readers of your blog now how much we like Lisa de Moraes and her blog on the Washington Post. De Moraes has written "The TV Column" for The Post since 1998. She served as the TV editor for the entertainment industry trade publication the "Hollywood Reporter" for almost a decade. Dear Lisa was online on Friday August 15, 2008 again and like always delivered a few great snarky bites about David Caruso.....ENJOY!!!
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Necrophilia: ....... I think it was the "CSI: Miami" about "Joe Francis," where they figured out he had sex with a co-ed on the beach after she had overdosed. Imagine the tearing-away of sunglasses that prompted....
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"CSI: Miami": Will David Caruso ever change the inflection of his voice? Will Emily Procter ever smile? Will she reveal more cleavage?
Lisa de Moraes: "CSI: Miami" may have some stiff competition this year in the form of NBC's new "My Own Worst Enemy" with Christian Slater. If so, expect "CSI: Miami" producers to not take it lying down. Because, realistically, expecting Caruso to change the inflection of his voice is not possible, you definitely will see them ramp up the cleavage-cam on Emily.
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Wait Just One Second: So, David Caruso is coming back to "CSI: Miami" next season? I mean, the cliffhanger from last season was that his life (on the show) hung in the balance, so you must stay tuned for next season to find out. You're saying the mystery has been solved. P.S. Love the chats!
Lisa de Moraes: Given that he is "CSI: Miami" I'm guessing he's back. You know how those cliffhangers can be fooling...
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Beltsville, Md.: I just watched "The First Olympics: Athens 1896," a 1984 TV miniseries now available on DVD. David Caruso plays one of the American athletes. He speaks with an Irish accent. And doesn't wear sunglasses.
Lisa de Moraes: Just spit out my coffee. LOL...
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"Because heis'CSI: Miami' ": Yeah, 'cuz when you think "Miami," you think pasty Irish guy in dark suits. Even -- and I'm stunned to be saying this -- Don Johnson was more credible as a Floridian.
Lisa de Moraes: Hey! Don Johnson always will be my Florida...
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David CarusoQuote of the day - "....I cannot tolerate Caruso. He's so into himself that he's his own fan club! "
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