Showing posts with label David Caruso caught naked on Sunset Boulevard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Caruso caught naked on Sunset Boulevard. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

David Caruso - A case study












Click on drawing to enlarge!
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Believe it or not people, but someone really took the time to sum up the utter ridiculousness that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is in a diagram.
Good work! We like it!
Note the discrepancy in effort Caruso puts into things like quality acting - which ALWAYS should come first if one wants to call himself an actor - and the amount of screen-time time used for posing, props - We are sure Caruso would be lost without them- ridiculous mannersms etc.
The smaller the talent/charisma the more one has to rely on the above.
Persona is a living, breathing entity. That means it needs to be taken care of every few hours. Otherwise it withers. Think David Caruso who seems to have not been fine-tuning or even daring to overhaul his persona for changing times and more competition in the crime-program TV space. ...
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Quote of the day - "If it features the voice of David Caruso, I will burn every copy of it.WITH MY MIND." (http://www.joystiq.com/2007/12/19/mtvs-next-big-thing-bruckheimer-teams-up-for-game-studio/)

Friday, December 19, 2008

David Caruso - Tagged!

What is a tag?
A tag is a keyword or a phrase associated with a post as a means of classification. In each post, the tags appear as a list between the title and the text of the post. In effect, tags classify posts..(http://www.imechanica.org/node/104)

Today, while looking for suitable material for our blog two titles showed up on our Feed . They immediately spiked our interest:
* David Caruso attacks child in a wheelchair. (http://wordpress.com/tag/david-caruso-attacks-child-in-wheelchair/)
* David Caruso killd a blind puppy. (
http://wordpress.com/tag/david-caruso-kills-blind-puppy/)
Klicking on the provided tags/links we didn't find articles relating to the headlines. Instead we found the answer to the question what would people do if they won one million bucks. We were amused nonetheless.
This clearly shows that people automatically associate weird things with Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. It also clearly shows that people don't shy away making fun of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso whenever/however they can. Obviously, Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is simply the symbol of anything bad, crazy or plain ridiculous.
David Caruso has earned himself a bad reputation: Be it through his rotten on-set attitude ( According to on-set reports Caruso and Emily Procter don't to get along very well!!), his laughable mannerisms and schticks or through the fuck-ups in his very public private life.
That's Karma, buddy!

Since the above tags made us laugh we would like to offer a few funny examples of our own:
* David Caruso caught in Parisian brothel
* David Caruso throws temper-tantrum and spits at female Extra
* David Caruso quitts acting for good...
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Quote of the day - "David Caruso works the one-liners and specs. And he works them like they’ve never been worked before. This video has perfectly showcased the entire range of Caruso’s talent in less than four minutes..." (http://raincoaster.com/2007/02/21/csi-miami-caruso-works-the-one-liners-and-sunglasses/)