David Caruso - Cheesy to the max

The Miami one is even more laughable. David Caruso plays his cop character as though he is playing Hamlet at the Globe Theatre.
His overacting is supremely embarrassing and I don't understand why the director doesn't rein in his theatrics - the hands on hips, soulful gazes into the middle distance, etc.
And what about when he repeats the same line twice for effect?
Soooo cheesy that faux intense line repeating trick is cheese to the max.
I loved him in his first season of NYPD Blue, but since then I have realised how incredibly badly he overacts. I wish someone would tell him that his character, Ichabod Crane, or whatever the hell his name is, is NOT Hamlet. He is playing a hack character in a bad TV cop drama, not the most tragic character in English literature....

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http://therepublicofbitch.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t1044.html
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: ...Yes I would disown my brother if he pulled something like what David Caruso has done, because I don't agree with anyone (man or woman) doing something like this. ... (http://boards.cbs.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=21&nav=messages&webtag=CBSCSIMiaMB&tid=4556)

David Caruso - Failures pave his way...

We would like to use this opportunity and show our readers the difference between David Caruso fans and people who still haven't lost the ability to think clearly. In the following we compare the biased opinion of a David Caruso-fan and the unbiased intelligent opinion of someone who isn't smitten by the meadiocre talented blank-of-wood actor. The difference is startling. It shows that some fans obviously think the sun shines out of David Caruso's bony arse.
Rest assured folks, IT DOESN'T...

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...I only state the facts.I might also add that he is a failed businessman and an alcoholic. Of course he is dissatisfied with his life.His every act is indicative of disillusionment and dissatisfaction....

COLE: You are right on the spot....

Caruso-Fan.....Failed businessman at what, exactly?Are you speaking of Lexicon? Well you've not been keeping up then, have you? Streaming Media dot com article from June 6, 2008

YOU MEAN THE PR-ARTICLE with a lot of undeserved praise for Caruso? Does a PR-article equate with success??

Caruso-Fan.....His product is due out by the end of the year.
HIS? I thought there were 3 partners. Caruso is just a cardboard figure for the company. REMAINS TO BE SEEN . Besides ANOTHER VERY WITTY POSTER VOICED HIS DOUBTS ABOUT LEXICON DIGITAL - (http://uglycreatures.blogspot.com/2008/06/david-caruso-wtf-lexicon-digital.html)

Caruso-fan: Are you speaking of "Steam?"They have three stores in or around the South Beach area..

Caruso is only a"Silent Partner" - collecting money at the end of the year. Success? The shop on Sunset doesn't stand out from other shops in South Beach. Their merchandise is nothing special. Caruso has no part in its alleged success ...

Caruso-fan: he took care of his alocholism years and years ago, so he's certainly not an alcoholic anymore these days.

Wrong.Once an alcoholic always an alcholic. You just can't "take care" of an addiction. It stays with you the rest of your life. So, Caruso can be deemed an ALCOHOLIC. Just look into his careworn his face. Another failure for a born loser...
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http://vipix.squarespace.com/journal/2008/5/4/caruso-and-the-new-girlfriend-exclusif.html?currentPage=57#comments
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: Let him stay dead. I watch the final were the dumb poop gets shot and I said to myself thank god now maybe they will hire someone that can act. (http://boards.cbs.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=cbscsimiamb&tid=4572)

David Caruso - Greasy mome

I seriously cannot stand Diavid Caruso/Horatio Caine.
As a fan of the original CSI, at first I thought I didn't like him because he just wasn't Grissom, but now that I've given the show a chance, I've just decided he sucks.
I hate the stupid sunglasses gimmick at the beginning of EVERY episode, and his line-before-the-theme-song is always cheesy and ridiculous (At least Grissom quotes something most of the time).
His voice sounds like he's trying WAY too hard to sound cool and edgy (I've heard that's just his normal voice, but still, it bugs me). He always stands the same way - hands on his hips on his shirt with the jacket behind his arms - and it makes him look simultaneously frumpy and like a greaser poseur.
I seems like every episode I watch is nothing but David Caruso's badly memorized dialogue (you know how WIlliam Shatner pauses funny and talks slowly? David Caruso is like him, but in reverse - dramatic pauses for no reason, but everything else delivered too quickly)
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/110225831
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: ....1 Caruso being the amount of pain David Caruso feels when contemplating having voluntarily left NYPD Blue to pursue his "movie career". It's the basic metric of agony.....(http://samwize.livejournal.com/424426.html)

David Caruso goes Star-Trek

We search the net for noteworthy comments/articles/reviews on David Caruso daily.
More often than not we stumble across very interestng, insightful and accurate comments and critical reviews. The following post/review very clearky belongs to the group of the "must reads".

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CSI: Miami has succumbed to full-fledged Star Trek Syndrome.

This disease consists of two parts.

First, the delusion that they, the HEROES, are righteous, incorruptible demigods, angels of justice, protecting the poor, helpless innocents from either the machinations of the BAD GUYS or from their own ignorant foolishness.

The second part of Star Trek Syndrome is the unshakeable belief that they, the HEROES, are the only ones who can accomplish this task. For Star Trek fans, does the phrase “the only ship in the quadrant” inspire any eyerolls? This is how Star Trek Syndrome gets its name.

Now, this ailment afflicts a huge number of Hollywood films and prime time dramas to varying degrees, but it has struck CSI: Miami particularly acutely, and David Caruso’s Horatio Caine has been its chief victim. How many BAD GUYS has he dispatched with his sidearm? How many times has he made a righteous, bold statement as he puts on his sunglasses? How many times has he gone out of his way to protect the innocent (even when they did not ask for it)? Thanks to Star Trek Syndrome, Caruso’s performance has devolved into self-parody. Anyone can imitate a “Shades of Justice” moment.

Does anyone remember when CSI: Miami actually involved some measure of science, ahead of Horatio’s trigger-happy action-heroism? Now, I know that this is one of the most popular TV shows in the world, but do they need to inspire quite so many eyerolls during the course of an hour?

I have long since given up watching CSI: Miami.
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http://www.cehwiedel.com/blogs/traces/?p=3302
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: ... You do have to put up with that shit head David Caruso but you'll deal...
(http://thedirtyten.blogspot.com/2008/06/movie-madness-june-26.html)

RE: David Caruso......

re; David Caruso. Can anybody tell me....
What the appeal is?
He looks like a leprechaun and he's a pitiful actor. I might actually watch CSI MIami if it wasn't for him.



Episode "Manhattan Manhunt" - That episode is great for many reasons but mostly because it is a crossover ep with CSI:Miami (which I LOATHE) and it PROOFES that David Caruso sucks even more when he has to act along side the great Gary Sinise.
I hate CSI:Miami. So stupid.
Regular CSI, sure. I enjoy. I don't watch it religiously like NY, but I like it...George Eads makes it worth watching. But Miami? I could care less about their characters. I've TRIED to watch it, but they just aren't likeable to me.
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http://nicolology.blogspot.com/2008/06/how-did-i-not-notice.html
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: ....The charms and/or supposed acting virtuosity of Mr. Caruso has always been completely, totally, and utterly lost on me, from day one....(http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2007/01/proof_that_csi_.html)

David Caruso the Troglodyte!

Today we have the pleasure of presenting you a post by a former David Caruso Fan. Sugar-daddy David Caruso is making a complete fool of himself with his latest Pakistani/Indian/AlQuida-tart Amina Islam. People shake their heads in disbelief and are disgusted.
Who can blame them?

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I used to be a David Caruso fan, but now I hate him.

How could he dump Liza the mother of his two kids for a fugly troglodyte. She's not even a real acress, plus she's fat, I've seen them on the beach together, she looks like a bloated whale. Poor Liza is now at home taking care of the two kids alone while the pig is off doing the troglodyte. Poor little Marquez has probably turned to Liza and said 'Where's daddy? Doesn't he love us anymore?' What can she tell him considering he'd rather spend his time with the troglodyte than his own kids. And now I've seen him sporting a ring, has he got engaged to the troglodyte? What was Liza a fill in gap after Margaret and he got her pregnant! He must've been thinking 'Oh s**t she's pregnant! Spose I'd better stay with her.' Then she fell pregnant with Paloma and he must've thought 'Oh f**k now I'm trapped.' Then he meets the troglodyte and see's an escape route, never mind the pain he causes to Liza and those poor kids. And then you lot defend him, what is he a bloody national treasure?! No his a sad old b**stard desperately trying to hold onto his non-existant youth. I hope Liza takes him to court for maintenance payments and screws him for everything his worth.

David your a pig and it's your poor kids that are suffering because of your selfish womanising ways, one day your gonna end up a sad, lonely, unloved old man and you'll have no-one to blame but yourself.
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http://boards.cbs.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=cbscsimiamb&tid=4556
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: ....I don’t think this surprises anyone. Caruso’s bad reputation will outlive him....(http://www.celebritymound.com/?p=10186)

David Caruso's festival of bad acting

David Caruso CSI Miami, is the most mono tonal person of all times.......
The unintentional comedy caused by David Caruso's horrendous acting makes the show unwatchable. I’m only tuning in to see just how much scenery David Caruso can chew in the course of 45 minutes.
I gave up “CSI: Miami” — the former most-watched TV show in the world! — sometime around the third season.
Just wasn’t enjoying the bad-acting festival that is David Caruso, and also couldn’t get on board the evolution of the show from procedural to action melodrama, with Horatio Caine doing everything but leaping tall buildings in a single bound.
CSI Miami is a festival of bad actors spouting monsyllabic expositions written by 100 monkeys sitting at 100 typewriters. How else to explain David Caruso’s signature sunglass-removing quip at each show’s cold opening? Besides...David Caruso is reportedly, er, difficult....
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http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/tube-talk/tube-talk/2008/05/khandi-alexander-exits-csi-miami/
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David Caruso
Quote of the day: .....played by one of the worst actors in modern history, David Caruso...