David Caruso - A birthday-party with.......

David Caruso is going to be 52 tomorrow. We mused how he is going to celebrate this day. After all the last three month (according to the NE and a family friend) have been pretty eventful for the redhead:

@ With his new love-interest at the Casa Casuarina?

@ With his friends and half a dozen strippers (Maybe the "family friend" who

told the NE is one of them.)?

@ With Greta?

@ With Marquez?

@ With his new love -interest AND his friends AND Greta at the Casa Casuarina...

@ ......................
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David Caruso - The Power of Kiss and Tell

It is as old as humanity itself....Kiss and Tell....

There are those wo do it.

There are those who see it.

There are those who tell about it.

There are those who write about it... a perfect symbiosis.

WHO is to blame ?

The person that kisses and tells OR the person that did the unthinkable? We don't need think twice to take our pick - the latter one. You see, if you don't do anything that is worth gossiping about no one would have anything to kiss and tell. Right???

It took us by surprise. When we opened a certain page we had to look twice to grasp the headline and its meaning:

"DAVID CARUSO - A love cheat???David Caruso dumped his pregant girlfriend FOR ANOTHER WOMAN - an attractive Miami Nightclub executive..."

We don't feel sorry for David Caruso that the word got out. He did it all to himself.Sooner or later it would have happened anyway. People who have chosen a life in public know that hardly anything remains a secret. Especially, not things like that. We hope for more such articles to shed some light on the whole sordid affair.

A BIG THANK YOU to whomever kissed and told.....we appreciate it!!! YOU TEL and WE'LL LISTEN!!!

David Caruso

David Caruso - A High-Profiler???

One of David Caruso's jesters (very entertaining those people) made the following comment: "The absurdity that high-profilers like David Caruso ever would......"

DAVID CARUSO A HIGH-PROFILER????

Ahem. Cough. We are pretty sure that David Caruso AND high-profiler are two things that clearly exclude each other.

Aren't high-rollers the center of interest because they are individuals with a lot of talent and success on every level of their respective lives? Successful in business matters AND in private. And High-rollers seldom know the meaning of the word "failure" , right??? If yes, that would nix David Caruso as a high-profiler immediately.

Does making the cover of the TV Guide (other magazines obviously aren't interested) every year make Caruso a high-profiler? Or is Caruso supposedly a high-profiler because people like to laugh at him and the bad movie-flicks he forced upon us? Some of them so bad they made it straight to video? Nobody wanted to see them then. Nobody wants to see them today.

Maybe we are completely wrong. Maybe the jester meant David Caruso is a high-profiler of the divorce courts.

OK, we can live with that.

David Caruso has a bad rap-sheet with women. Every relationship he has/had ended messy. Rolling out of one bed into an other. He kept the courts busy. David Caruso the high profiler in divorces.

NOW WE HAVE FOUND IT!

Sorry gals, but old firecrotch Dave and Kevin Federline share the same level. We are sure real high-rollers would frown upon being mentioned with the likes of David Caruso .

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David Caruso - Jumped the Shark!!!

Have you ever been at a "Jump the Shark" forum? No? Let us tell you, it is one of the most funniest places on the net. The sole purpose of these websites is for people to get together and snark ALL THE WANT about actors, shows, writing etc.

Of course, there is also a "CSI Miami Jumped the Shark"- forum . Most of the people posting there express their dislike for WHOM? - Riiiiiggght!!!!!

David Caruso!!!!!

Below you'll find some of the finest examples of the snark-fest. For more (Careful, it is addictive!!!), please go to: http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=0a37e60c40e0e861d1c489b9864b0e29&showforum=834

...."Caruso is perhaps the most talentless actor I have seen since Al Gore...." (Hear! Hear!)

"Are you sure Caruso is even alive?I know the opera singer is dead but I mean David Caruso.There is a scene and suddenly he's there,unmoving,hand on hips and a mumbling escapes his immobile lips.I think he's being pushed around on rollers and is either wax or a corpse filled with formaldehyde.Sometimes he will smile at a child but I suspect they have two hooks with invisible wires attached to his cheeks to lift them into a grin."
(Still wipping off tears of laugther.....)
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David Caruso - Lately, on PARADE...

QUESTION:

How did readers react to your opinion that CSI: Miami’s David Caruso is a better actor than CSI’s William Petersen?—Donna Staser, Floyds Knobs, Ind.

ANSWER:

By a margin of 20 to 1, they disagreed. Typical comments: “You must be kidding.” And, “If William Petersen left CSI, I’d quit watching it.”

MAKE IT 21 to 1!!!! LOL

(Found on: http://www.parade.com/articles/editions/2007/edition_05-27-2007/Personality_Parade)

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Also found on the same page (http://www.parade.com/celebrity/topic.jsp?name=David+Caruso) - and HIGHLY IRONIC for us:

* "David Caruso breaks off with gal pal and takes up with Kristen Bell". (John Cohan)

Apparantley, the break off already happened.....however, it ISN'T LOVELY Ms. Bell David Caruso now lusts after.....

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David Caruso makes headlines!

We have NO WORDS. (National Enquirer, issue 12/24/07)

The picture this article paints is very clear. Read it and shake your head in disgust.

There will always be those naive souls who will deny the possibility of such a thing. As far as we are concerned they can do so until they are blue in the face.

David Caruso neither has commented the article nor has he asked the magazine to rescint it. Draw your own conclusions....WE ALREADY HAVE!!!

David Caruso - What a sad excuse of a man!

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David Caruso and urban word creations!

Admittedly, there are words and terms that wouldn't exist without David Caruso. Those word creations inspired by the second-rate actor are never endearing or have a friendly meaning.

More often than not they are used to express ones distaste for David Caruso in general or for a person being very much like Caruso.

One of those word creations is HAMBONE.

Now what exactly IS a HAMBONE???

According to the Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hambone&page=2) :
"Something which is wonderful in a soup and distressing in a movie. Connotation varies according to the likability of the actor being described, with William Shatner at the affectionate end of the spectrum and David Caruso at the other......"

Another frequently used term in connection with David Caruso is DOUCHBAG. We are sure we don't need to describe this word. For all those who still don't know the meaning of the word you best consult the Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchbag&page=1), You'll find very helpful explantions!

David Caruso