...........Horatio Cane (David Caruso from CSI Miami): We love the CSI series, but David Caruso almost makes it too hard to watch “Miami”. This guy made the biggest mistake of his life when he left NYPD Blue. It went downhill for him ever since. He will forever be the pussy that almost drowned in the pool in the movie “An Officer and a Gentleman”.
The script for "Horatio" and an episode of CSI Miami may be as follows:
Horatio - head tilted right, "I….think….its….a….gun."
Horatio - head tilted right, "I….think….its….a….gun."
Horatio - head tilted left, "Don’t ….let….him….bleed…out,"
Horatio - head tilted back, "Its….a….leaf….with…blood,"
Horatio - head tilted forward
Horatio - head tilted down, takes off sunglasses, "And….you….are…..under….arrest,"
Horatio - head tilted toward the sky, "I….can….see….a….plane, Callie!"
Horatio - head tilted toward the moon, "Speed….get….me….a….new…fingerprint!"
Horatio - head tilted like a dog
Horatio - head tilted to hear the train coming, "Is…that….the….four….o’……………….clock?"
Horatio -Try tilting your head and talking to someone, "…it……hurts!" Sunglasses back on.
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LOL!!!!
David Caruso
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