David Caruso - Major Douchebag

Desperately, people are trying to get to the bottom of David Caruso's hammy performace. While doing so a most interesting fact surfaced:

Curious linguists, in an effort to understand the mysteries of the David Caruso delivery, in which the words spill with the slow inevitability of poured concrete, recently ran the ginger haired leading man's lines through a sophisticated sonic analysis, one that converted the sound waves into visual patterns. The results were astonishing! For when plotted visually, one can discern the unmistakable outline of a douche bag.

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(by bluelanugo) http://defamer.com/363863/david-caruso-bullies-young-director-into-shooting-umpteenth-sunglasses-removal-scene
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LOL...MAJOR DOUCHE BAG!!!
David Caruso