Caruso's cheap chica!

There is an interview with a certian trashy "Mrs. M." over at lovely Chariah's page. It is hilariously funny.
http://chariahlynn.blogspot.com/2007/09/fans-and-haters_12.html
Get a refreshing glimpse at the true nature of the Texan homewrecker.
david caruso
"-:"i told david this will happend",says liza,not surprised at all;-"i might be in trouble,cause i`m not suppose to talk about this,we made an agreedment of confidentiality,not to talk about my past,but since he is dating with eva,what da`hell",says convinced,:"yes is true,i used to be an "street worker".i asked liza about that term,never heard it before,:-"i rather call it like that,sounds more professional",says,she takes a deep breath and start to sing like mariah carey:-"everything stared with my grand,grand,grand,grand...ok it`ll gonna takes at least 1,259,grandmothers!it`s the bussiness family!comes from the blood!i dropped school,that thing is not for me!then my grandma` told me"why you`re going to school?for this bussiness,you only need to learn is about numbers,so you can count when you get paid!and about positions,and i`m not talking about a charge in a office!",i guess that was the best adviced i ever heard,it was like she was reading my mind,definitly my heart beating,that was like a sign!she always knew that i have potencial!she took a look at me,the way i look,i dress,i walk,i talk,and my behavior in public,shesaid:"oh,yes,you are definitly a marquez!"says proudly,:"oh come on UFAL!what in the world make you think that i can remember my first client?do you have any idea how many clients i had?if i had that kind of memory,i would be working on the NASA,or somenthing!,but what i do remember,it`s that look on my clients faces!yeah,i was definitly the ramon`s best girl",says:"yeah its true i`m a little fat,but i`m working on it"says with confidence:"of course i got plans,in fact i`m writing a book,its almost done,but the thing is there`s so much to share with,that i guess,i`ll write at least 4 more to cover up all",when i asked to liza about her book`s name.."it`s call kamazutra II,and it`s almost done"...-:"i don't know how to define my relationship with david;its a healthy mix of infidelity,and agreedment!he's unfaithful,and me for the agreedment,i'm the one who has to containe thyself!thanks god its almost over,cause i can't take this anymore",says desperatly:"