"So, do you like sunglasses?"
"Come over and see my video collection. I have every episode of Miami Vice."
"I also have the world's only remaining copy of Jade.""And thats only two of the things you can do with a really good pair of sunglasses."
"Ha, ha! No, actually I'm not the valet."
"What brings you to Shoneys?"
"I've partied with Dennis Franz."
"What do you do for a living? No, I'm not selling something."
"Hi, I'm Carson Daly's father
"Come now, you've never seen Jade?"
(Idea courtesy of JOHN of http://www.myspace.com/parsleyparrot )