Wednesday, February 18, 2009

David Caruso - Butthead













Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - A face so ugly only his mother could love or one or the other highly delusional fan... (like dodo/dojo, the dumb one)....
We doubt there is anyone who has been more often ridiculed and made fun of than him. And Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is one of those individuals who deserves to be the butt of jokes.
There are so many reasons as to why:
- his unbearable diva behavior
- his ridiculously bad acting
- his careworn appearance which bears signs of prolonged substance abuse.
Just to name a few.
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Recently someone put together a collage of the most notworthy caricatures of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Is it just us or does Caruso bear a certain resemblance to Mister Bean? LOL
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Quote of the day - ..Is David Caruso the biggest douchebag on the planet? Just seeing that picture of him on the CSI cover wants me want to punch him in the neck..(http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/38265 )

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

David Caruso - Oh, crap! It's Caruso!

One funny picture.
One funny caption.
14 hilariously funny answers. ENJOY!!!

"Oh crap. He took the shades off. RUN. Does this mean he doesn’t have a career now? (David Caruso)"

Vilebird
That may be the creepiest picture I’ve ever seen of him. Looks like he’s practicing seducing people like a serial killer would.

ugiron
If he had a brain he would understand how ridiculous he looks. He still thinks he looks cool doing that. That moron was still in grade school when Robert Stack made fun of the Sunglasses Yank in Airplane!

bean
Does anybody else thing this man looks like an orange lizard…?

Captain Blowme
Uhoh, he took the glasses off. He is now -20 Acting Ability, -50 Emoting.
forge Also, channeling Chester the Cheezy Cheetah =/= acting. Try again fella.


Hemibill
Take away the glasses and he looks like John Mark Karr.

Jon
Lol, the overacting reminds me of Star-Trek… Ironically, the shows have about an equal basis in real science between them!

Tessie
Oh, crap. He’s going to try to act. RUN!!

Pugiron
Was the part where he got punched in the face better or the part where he got killed? I loved both!

2kissy
The fact that he is even on the air (let alone the lead in a hit show) amazes me. It sure has nothing to do with talent (pathetically lacking). Maybe he knows where the bodies are buried & blackmailed his way back onto TV.

geesh!
Hi anyone else think he has a HUGE forehead??


1redcat
Roundhouse kick. Next question?

Julz
I think he went to the Joey Tribiani school of acting .. takes the glasses off for effect. Gawd he’s a major douche and looks like an overgrown leprechaun.

asslee
This guy is the worst actor ever.
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http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/15/celebrity-pictures-david-caruso-shades-off/
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Quote of the day - "It is great that so many people can come together to share an overwhelming emotion...even if it is hatred for another person...David Caruso - bringing the world together, one person at a time..." (
http://organicmeatbag.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-i-hate-you.html?zx=9493ff1f4a1d6ca0)

Sunday, February 15, 2009

David Caruso - Caruso Dream Interpretation

Ever dreamed of HoCaine?
Ever dreamed David Caruso?

Nasty, we know. If yes, you should seek help immediately . Because you are obviously in big trouble:

Lieutenant Horatio Caine (David Caruso): If you are a man, dreaming of Horatio means you could be showing tendencies of megalomania.
And, for some reason, you think some people just don’t like you and are talking and writing nasty things about you behind your back. Seek professional help immediately. Better yet, go out and buy yourself a good pair of sunglasses, they’ll make you feel more powerful.
If you are a woman dreaming of Horatio, wake up, it’s a nightmare
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http://iliketowatchtv.blogspot.com/2008/06/csi-dream-interpretation-guide.html
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Quote of the day - "Wow! It appears that you are indeed the authority on Caruso! Hopefully our body of work will lead to him being trampled by a pack of Rhinos somewhere in the Serengeti...."
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http://organicmeatbag.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-i-hate-you.html)

Saturday, February 14, 2009

David Caruso - Never ask a redhead...

Approximately 2 percent of the world's population has red hair. Among them Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Dying to find out if all the "two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 4" myths are true, but you're not sure how to proceed?
Today we are offering you these ten sacrilegious questions of the Ginger Church that are best left unasked when in company of TV's most annoying/untalented redhead......

10. "Do you dye your hair?"
We are sure Caruso does...even his pubes.
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9. "Can I touch it?"
Are you sure you really want that?
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8. "Do you know Conan O'Brien?"
He's Caruso's long lost twin-brother.
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7. "So, does the carpet match the drapes?"
Always!
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6. "I bet you have a fiery temper?"
Just ask Emily Procter and everyone who had the bad luck to work with Caruso.
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5. "Did you see that 'South Park' episode where Cartman rags on all the 'ginger kids?'"
Caruso videotaped it and watches it religiously every day before he falls asleep.
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4. "Mind if I count your freckles?
Everywhere but those on Caruso's Willy.
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3. "Do you have to wear sunblock all the time?
Caruso bathes in it.
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2. "Can you go out in the sun?"
Only if Caruso has to.
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1. "Are you Irish?"
At least 50%. But Caruso can drink them all under the table.
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Edited from: http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/02/13/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-redheaded-man/
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Quote of the day - "I mean, Caruso was called Kit Kat! If that's not the sign of a movie that's In On The Joke, then... well, okay, maybe it's not." (http://videogum.com/archives/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-o-20_017071.html?utm_source=bb&utm_medium=rc)

Friday, February 13, 2009

David Caruso - Ever had sex with David Caruso?

We know, it is a completely gross thought. He is old, ugly, wrinly and just a huge DORK (= Icon of Idiocy). Besides, we doubt he would be able to get it up without one or the other little helper....(Thank God, for little blue pills, right Dave?)

.....Just a random LOLism I made in honor of an inside joke in my circle of friends.
Get enough alcohol into your system...well, let me just say that it involved an entire e-mail conversation about how gross it would be to have sex with David Caruso.
Of course, when he's done having his way with you, he would turn to you in profile, take off his ever present sunglasses, and say "and that's how you crack the case!"...

Barf!!!!
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http://peasant007.livejournal.com/2475.html
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Quote of the day - No, David Caruso neither inspires fear, or sexual feelings. Only pity. (http://answerology.com/index.aspx/question/2402838_The-Hetrosexual-Questionaire.html).

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

David Caruso - A douchebag and a dog

It is no big secret that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso likes to be front and center 24/7. And it is also widely known that he doesn't like be upstaged - be it by fellow actors like Tom Sizemore or.....by dogs performing a daring feat....


This is NOT your action shot, Caruso. You are rude. You have no manners! Douchebag!

Picture: http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/75167641/this-is-not-your-action-shot-caruso-you-are

Quote of the day - "Caruso said the lines with all the emotion you would expect from Kelly deciding what to order for dinner, because he was supremely disinterested in any storyline that didn't have Kelly as the focus."

Monday, February 9, 2009

David Caruso - Presumed Crappy

What happens if Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and larger than life diva P. Diddy meet for a scene?
ACTING BRUTALITY !!!
Phew.....watch at your own risk. A crappy scene between two crappy actors on one of the crappiest shows in TV-history could go something like that:

Diddy: I know the law. You might even say it's my job. Just call me Sean Combs: Lawttorney At Law. [he sniffs the air] I know I am king. Are you?

[Diddy tosses a bottle of his fragrance I Am King to Caruso. Caruso, being Caruso, lets it fall to the floor. The bottle shatters.]

Caruso: Oops.

[The score plinks dramatically for another 10 minutes. Caruso puts on his aviators and walks around in the perpetual Miami sunset. Caruso's hair looks like a soft cotton top of a giant Q-tip soaked through with iodine and left out in the sun. There's a closeup of a knife wound. More dramatic plinking. End.]

Faithful readers of our blog now, the more PR an episode gets the shittier it will turn out, With the large amount of promos we have been showered with in the last hours it is a sure thing that this episode will most likely be nothing but A HUGE PILE OF CRAP...
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Quote of the day - "That David Caruso clip has confirmed my decision to give up t.v. was absolutely sound!" (http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/)

Sunday, February 8, 2009

David Caruso - Seperated at birth?

Is it just me or does Illinois Governor Blagojevich, who is currently being impeached, look strangely similar to someone else we may know? CSI Miami “star”, I say star in quotes because to be a star would mean you have to know how to act, David Caruso.
Caruso is a graduate of the William Shatner School of Scenery Chewing. The talent is a bottomless pit...The bottom's a talentless shit more like...LOL
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http://g3insider.com/2009/01/26/is-it-just-me-or/
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Quote of the day - "How about David Caruso? One of the most insufferable goons with a SAG card." (
http://emergingpictur.setupmyblog.com/?p=25)

Saturday, February 7, 2009

David Caruso - Nasty Habits

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has many bad habits - boozing, fooling around, cursing and spitting on the set. In short, he is one misearble son of a bitch.
Now we find David Caruso in a storage room full of Japanese sex-dolls.
How interesting!
No wonder Caruso looks so wrinkly and tired in every episode on CSI Miami. We just detected the REAL REASON as to why he almost falls asleep while reading his lines...
The old ginger pervert has been busy playing with his rubber toys - night after night!
Shame on you Dave! Now that's really a nasty habit ! LOL.
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Picture:
http://darkdiamond.net/web-notes/japanese-love-doll-storage-like-a-morgue-only-sexier/
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Quote of the day -"David Caruso?? Slap slappity slap!Can we sandblast David Caruso with termite-infested Thai hooker crabs? "
(http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/#comments)

Friday, February 6, 2009

David Caruso - Shave it, Caruso!













We all know Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is in constant need of money: two kids out of wedlock, an Ex and sperm receptacle Amina Islam have to be clothed and fed. Plus the maintenance for two houses that has to be paid. And ocassional strip-bar visits aren't that cheap either...
Oh boy, playing musical houses can burn a hole in a mans' wallet, right Dave?
According to a fellow blogger David Caruso obviously has found a way - to make some additional cash:
SHAVE THE BABY!

....David Caruso outdid himself this time. Not only is he already an internet meme superstar, he has decided to come out with a line of very life-like action figures of himself saying “You can shave the baby!”
Therein folks, lies the trend-savvyness and mystery of David Caruso.
  • What do you shave the baby with?
  • Where’s the baby to shave?
  • Who’s baby is it?
  • Are we expected to shave the proverbial baby?
  • Do babies need to be shaved against the grain?
Go against the grain, David! Do it!
And the fact that he made the executive decision to let his action figure wear the new Softmoc Emu boots (Uggs are so Jessica Blimpson circa Nick Laghey) shows that he is not only a branding genius, but a fashion canon of our generation.
Watch out Armani! Another bisexual is coming to take your throne away...
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Quote of the day - Poor David Caruso. I remember when he was a big hit on NYPD Blue, then left the show to further his "movie career". Guess that didn't work out much, eh Dave? (http://somethingclevershouldgohere.blogspot.com/2009/02/csi-suck.html)

Thursday, February 5, 2009

David Caruso - ...a mere 5 percent...

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - a face only a mother could love!
Please allow us to present you with another example of America's new favorite leisure-time activity: blasting David Caruso! YEAHHHHHH:

“....this guy is a ham head ....What a laff! Monotone voice and one and 2 line scenes and you call him an actor.
Caruso in my opinion is a putz. CSI with Grissom is a show! You and your other 12 friends in here who like this boob, I aint tellin you not to but next time you see this tit turd hold a weapon, think about how stupid he looks. LOL ! I can picture the boob now, pistol raised, sunglasses on, head cocked at an angle...
It appears more to me that Caruso told THEM what HIS character was going to be and not vice versa.... David Caruso has been a no name actor for 40 years and always will be. Just because a handful of you like him doesnt mean hes an actor. Whenever a group of us talk TV actors, its usually a mere 5 percent of the crowd that can stand to even watch him watch him." ....(Dr. Tibbs)
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Quote of the day - "...for the rest of us, David Caruso represents the worst of the worst. Or, he may represent the future when we all give up TV. ..." (http://mdh1954.wordpress.com/2007/12/27/4-facts-1-opinion-and-too-much-information/)

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

David Caruso - Caruso's Favorite Fetish Reloaded

Yesterday we introduced Bobby Finstock, founder/webmaster of Pointless Banter , and his hilariously funny post about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and his secret fetish. This article attracted so many readers - David Caruso fans and detractors alike - that we thought it deserves a follow-up.
Attached find the most noteworthy answers to the revelation of David Caruso's secret sexual fantasy:

*cigar smoking, beer drinking lawyer says:
*snatching sunglasses off* I always saw him as a Mrs. Buttersworth kinda dude. I hear Khandi got tired of having to say “I don’t know nothing about birthing no babies” after each of her scenes

*stan says:
listening to The Who’s “We Won’t Get Fooled Again”*
I hear Khandi got tired of being asked to change her name to “Florida”, only to have Caruso grab his sunglasses, clap his hands and shout “Dy-nomite*!”

*Robot Monkey says:
Oh yeah, “Jade” is da’ bomb! I mean, literally. I believe it bombed badly at the box office. It may be a bit of a misnomer to actually call it”da’ bomb” as that title might be rightly reserved for “Heaven’s Gate” or “Ishtar”. Um, David Caruso has been in shows that I never watch and movies I’ve never seen, so I don’t care.

*Trisha says:
My boyfriend has always had the hawts for Ms. Alexander. He loves the sistahs; don’t know how he ended up with someone as fish-belly white as me. Must be because I have really big boobs.
Whenever I think of David Caruso I want to start screaming “FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH!” like I have Tourettes. I would do it so much funnier than that sweaty steaming pile of Marley poop, Brandon Davis.
You know these are my favorite blogs.

*Tori says:
Firecrotch made me laugh harder than the actual post. Because EW. David Caruso is gross enough without thinking about his crotch, firey or otherwise

*Vince says:
They haven’t cancelled David Caruso’s crappy show yet?

*Darcie says:
David Caruso creeps me out.

*Vixen says:
Khandi Alexander left because she was tired of having to kiss David Caruso’s bony white arse every time thy had a scene together. And i can’t blame her.

*slackmistress says:
David Caruso looks like he’s made out of Play-Doh that was left out a little too long.

Thank you guys, you rock! Ridiculing Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has become a national sport! And we LOVE it!
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Quote of the day -"The Orange glow is special for David Caruso so you won't notice his bad acting and that annoying tilt of head plus the stupid smirk on his emotionless face." (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/10/les-moonves-csi-will-crus_n_150019.html?page=3&show_comment_id=18698304#comment_18698304)

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

David Caruso - Syrupy fetish

Not surprisingly, people having a laugh or two at Icon of Idiocy Caruso's expense. Seriously people, who wouldn 't? Bobby Finstock, founder/webmaster of Pointless Banter did a great job with the following hilariously funny post:

Q: Why did Khandi Alexander leave as the autopsy expert on CSI: Miami?–Emma Freeman, Fort Worth, Tex.

A: Very good question. The easy answer is because she has a new show coming out on HBO but that isn’t the truth. It is really a little known fact that David Caruso has some very racist sexual fetishes. All I know is that I heard rumors about an Aunt Jemima outfit, syrup, a toaster, and his testicles. Far be it for me to judge but I wouldn’t blame her for leaving the show either, Caruso can’t be that attractive dressed as Aunt Jemima....

Does anyone actually like David Caruso?

NO, not really....
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Quote of the day - "CSI-Miami. David Caruso has been annoying since Day 1 and the shows showing his charater (lack of) development should have been taken out to the woodshed and been put out of our miserey long ago." (http://divbyzero.newsvine.com/_news/2008/10/26/2041613-canceled-without-pity-should-have-been-canceled )

Sunday, February 1, 2009

David Caruso - Why people don't like CSI Miami

Successful shows have many fathers: writers, directors, producers and last but not least the cast. However, those things are all being put into question when the lead of the show is such a ridiculously bad actor - like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - that people rather poke out their eyes than watch the show:

....Speaking of David Caruso. God! Why!? What made the producers decide this guy should be cast as the lead character? Am I the only one that thinks this guy should quietly slink away into the Florida Everglades and be swallowed up whole by a hungry alligator?
What the hell is with the idiotic one liners?
Okay, I understand the cheezy one liners began with the likes of Stallone's Rambo character or Bruce Willis in the Die Hard movies, but good god damn, this is David Caruso. The tilting of his head, whipping off his Silhouette sunglasses and proclaiming to the smug, yuppie sailboat owner, that he knows raped and killed the 18 year old college student on spring break, "Oh, the DNA will put you there. Count on it." Then he gives that 'make-you-wanna-rip-my-spleen-out-with-a-spoon' grin before he stiffly walks away.
And I understand that there are writers that make this shit up, but even Stallone pulled it off better then David Caruso.. The point is, even with the written in one liners, David Caruso isn't a pimple on Stallones ass.
And, as far as I'm concerned, Clint was the only guy that could pull off the one liners. Spaghetti westerns, Dirty Harry. Now that guy was a stud in his day, and even now he could still pistol whip Caruso into oblivion with a good, "Go ahead, make my day!"
So Caruso, go away, and let someone that can actually act, that can step into the role and pull off the one liners, be the guy for a while....

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Quote of the day - "Tess and I waited on David Caruso when I worked at the Pawn Shop. He really does talk like that guy on CSI... always like he's trying to have the last word, and that it has to be dramatic. Hah." (http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/roadto_mandalay/1840.html)

Saturday, January 31, 2009

David Caruso - Spot David Caruso being a twat!

We are well aware that there are countless Icon of Idiocy David Caruso Drinking Games out there. No real suprise here. Caruso's acting is so bad that some only can bear to watch it while being completely intoxicated.
A fellow blogger invented a new amusing form of the game. He calls it

'Spot David Caruso being a twat':

According to the autor it's very easy to play:
We have a laptop set up, with a spreadsheet open, and for each episode we watch, we keep a count of various David Caruso mannerisms:
  • "Manipulating sunglasses"
    "Saying the same thing two or more times in row"
    "Being a condescending bastard"
    "Acting As Though He's A Jesus Figure"etc
He's still the same sickening overacting ham that he'd become, but it makes the show much more interesting; since the action on the screen is somewhat secondary to the ever-increasing scores. One episode (Season 1, episode four) was a record for 'condescending bastard' moments. We were at the end of Episode 5, when I casually mentioned the lack of his taking off his sunglasses, when not 10 seconds later, closeup and he's taking off his sunglasses, a palpable hit!
As our spreedsheet grows, we can track his performance history, do pivot tables and geeky sillyness to prove how bad Caruso is.
(Warning: I would make it a sipping game, rather than a shotglass event, unless you can afford multiple bottles of booze, and have a hankering for a little alcoholic poisoning ...)
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Quote of the day - ....Suddenly, we are faced with watching a comically absurd David Caruso skulk around South Beach on "CSI Miami"..(http://media.www.gonzagabulletin.com/media/storage/paper375/news/2009/01/30/Entertainment/Network.Television.Passes.The.Crown.As.Premium.Cable.Gains.Popularity-3605935.shtml)

Friday, January 30, 2009

David Caruso - The butt of jokes

Ridiculing Icon of Idiocy David Caruso never has been so much fun! Thanks to the unlimited talent of people who are willing to provide us with a much needed laugh or two. People who run blogs like Cartoon Penis and Barley Sarcasm deserve a honorary mentioning on our blog.
Keep it up guys!
The following are prime candidates for the "David Caruso Spoof Hall of Fame". We are sure, there are more to come. Let's face it - no one is more ridiculous than a fugly redhead with a pair of sunglasses and absolutely no talent....
I give up. TDC is ridiculous. You hear that Tiny David Caruso???? YOU ARE RIDICULOUS.


Another amazing moment ruined in an extremely selfish way by TDC.

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Quote of the day - "Related fart: The Post Hot-Sauce aka David Caruso Fart, which has you going “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” as you put on your sunglasses and fart at the same time."
(http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/72783427/top-5-farts)

Thursday, January 29, 2009

David Caruso - No honks!

A few days ago a fellow blogger posted an article with the interesting title:

"HONK IF DAVID CARUSO TURNS YOU ON!"

We decided to bookmark it , curious to see the outcome of this question. Today we checked in again and
S I L E N C E
No masses of juvenile fan-girls drolling over the fugly old wrinklehead. Not even nitwit dojo and the two imbeciles who read her non-sensical blog came to vote for their man.The only reactions the blogger got as "No, sorry, but no."
OUCH.

Understandable. By now, even the dumbest has realized what a complete loser Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is. Caruso's been called an idiot and a twit for so long it has become part of his name. Just mention Icon of Idiocy and people will recognize immediately WHO is meant.
Nobody likes idiots. Nobody finds idiots sexy. Especially if they are as fugly as David Caruso. Sorry old boy.
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Quote of the day - "....But we all know actor David Caruso and his ultra serious one liner delivery and crawling back to tv after a failed film career." (http://thatdangblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/csi-dont-know.html)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

David Caruso - Sixty-Four-Dollar-Question

Q: What happens when one puts together a couple of ridculously bad writers with a cast of nobodies and one washed-up movie-star?
A: CSI Miami !

Bad acting, bad directing, bad writing....
...Do I have to continue? I've been a CSI fan for a long time, starting with the original series, covering (reluctantly) CSI:Miami and on to CSI:NY. Thanks to some brilliant guest actors and turns in the plot of CSI: Crime Scene Investigators I've been able to forget the cheesyness of CSI: Miami for over a year.
THANK GOD!
I just watched an episode of CSI Miami and it's the worst crap I've seen in years. The characters have miserably failed to develop at all since the beginning of the show, realism factor is ridiculous and let's not mention David Caruso.
He was the worst casted actor in a cast of nobodies without talent and ambition that keeps on delivering nothing! This is like Days of our Life's with guns (why do they arrest people again?) Please shut this show to sleep forever and let's not mention it again... (BigCse)
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Quote of the day -"... but I'd have to say CSI: Miami. I cannot fucking stand David Caruso. He can diaf as far as I'm concerned. Ugh. I don't see why they made 3954394 spin offs anyway, since the original one was so good anyway...." (http://insane-pyro-grl.livejournal.com/61129.html)

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

David Caruso - Caruso's orgasm

These are pictures from a recent CSI Miami-shooting in Pasadena, California. From the look of it Lizard Lady (Elizabeth Berkley) will return once again. We can't wait for the High Noon of bad acting: Icon of Idiocy David Caruso vs. Elizabeth Berkley. Now, THAT is acting brutality........


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Since Icon of idiocy David Caruso gets no love from the critics he hangs himself onto every fan that is avilable or has the bad luck to stumble upon him:
....A crew member told us that on one occasion when they were filming in Long Beach, a large tour bus filled with 75 German tourists pulled up, and got very excited that David Caruso was there. David stopped filming and proceeded to sign autographs and take pictures with each and every person on that bus!!! ...

We are sure the rest of the cast must have had the time of their lives waiting for diva Caruso to end this self-adulation/fan-adulation and go back to work.
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Quote of the day - "Anyone that watches more than one episode of CSI:Miami notices the weird stance of David Caruso....He’s too lazy to go check it out himself, but will still get the credit for everything. A little ego check, please .." (http://zuzuernie.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/come-to-the-dark-side/)

Sunday, January 25, 2009

David Caruso - Mutiny and Mutineers

The discontent grows with every episode that airs. People are not only annoyed with the ridiculous antics of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso but also with CSI Miami as A WHOLE.
Be it the writing, the acting , the editing - the unanimous verdict is that it SUCKS BIG TIME:

....I have followed this program from its first episode, and have been gradually loosing interest in it as the plots became lamer and lamer, the logic and techniques used became more and more unbelievable, and the characters became less and less interesting. However, I have always found it to be quite disconcerting the people that they have purported to be examples of beauty, when they have never even been remotely close to attractive, but the plot was usually good enough to distract me from that irritant. That's no longer the case, and ow that it's the David Caruso/Horatio Hour, it's not worth my time.
I am disappointed.
I no longer can stomach Caruso's slanting his head and talking from the side! I thought maybe they would finally get smart and replace the actor/character with a person who can do more than stand and lean his head!!! Also, I watch a show for content not music and fancy camera shots!
Where are the plots?
There's a great video on Youtube that has put together a lot of Caruso's flip catch phrases. Some think it's a tribute to him, but it's actually showing how over the top and unnecessary his comments have become. I started watching the show from the beginning but soon tired of how Caruso was essentially being used as a pin-up boy for the viewers, rather than as a serious actor.
The best of the lot is Vegas. Sadly, they've lost Grissom, which leaves only NY as the most believable of the three and Miami almost a caricature of what true CSI is all about.... (willis991)

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Quote of the day - "I agree about David Caruso...he has never been as good on any show as he thinks he is...he is all about EGO..." (http://community.comcast.net/comcastportal/)

Saturday, January 24, 2009

David Caruso - If you have got an itch...

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso seems to inspire a lot of people. He inspires them to make fun of him! We are sure, no actor before him has been ridiculed so many times on so many levels. And all well deserved!
Some produce videos with his most cheesiest one-liners.
Some go on Talk-shows and make publicliy fun of the annoying acting clown.
Some create hilarious caricatures.
...and then there are some who create their own line of personal care products especially adapted to David Caruso......
When you think of an itchy, burning crotch... think David Caruso!

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http://www.blogography.com/archives/2006/10/hygiene.html
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Quote of the day - "David Caruso isn't just a dick, he's a fugly dick. Why would I ever waste my time. Also, CSI: Miami could also be called, CSI: Even More Over the Top." (
http://redhoneysky.livejournal.com/731.html)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

David Caruso - Cuteness vs. Caruso

Get out of the picture Caruso! I wanna see cuteness.
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When we first stumpled upon this picture we had a good laugh. Then, after a few minutes, we pittied the cute kitty and the squirrel (?) in the picture. How anyone can put someone like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and innocent animals into one picture is beyond us. Sure, the animals are nice and a pleasure to look at , but David CARUSO? Phew, don't get me started on HIM.....

Quote of the day - "...I feel as if David Caruso and William Shatner were separated @ birth....well....an extended birth anyway..." (
http://biteduringclass.livejournal.com/250965.html)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

David Caruso - Polling P. Diddy and David Caruso!










CSI Miami ratings have been going downhill since season 7 started.
If it is Icon of Idiocy David Caruso, the ape-shit writing , the editing or all things combined that is to blame - we can't tell. To stop that down-trend TPTB of CSI Miami hire high-profile guest stars. We applaud the efforet. However, if they have done themselves a favor by hiring Sean "P. Diddy" Combs remains to be seen. After all, his ego is just as big as David Caruso's.

A few months ago a poll was set up. Asking who is worse: Icon of Idiocy David Caruso or P. Diddy? This poll now is closed. We like to present you with the results:

Question: P. Diddy vs. David Caruso. Who is the WORSE actor?
Poll opened: Nov 20, 2008
Poll closed: Jan 20, 2009
Votes: 15
Results:
David Caruso 33%
P. Diddy 27%
BOTH are terrible! 40%

Great choice! As always, we agree with our readers/fans/visitors. Neither Caruso nor P. Diddy should work on TV. EVER.
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Quote of the day - "Watching CSI: Miami tonight. Damn, time has not been good to David Caruso." (http://writenwrong.livejournal.com/64309.html)