Wednesday, February 18, 2009

David Caruso - Butthead

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - A face so ugly only his mother could love or one or the other highly delusional fan... (like dodo/dojo, the dumb one)....
We doubt there is anyone who has been more often ridiculed and made fun of than him. And Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is one of those individuals who deserves to be the butt of jokes.
There are so many reasons as to why:
- his unbearable diva behavior
- his ridiculously bad acting
- his careworn appearance which bears signs of prolonged substance abuse.
Just to name a few.
Recently someone put together a collage of the most notworthy caricatures of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Is it just us or does Caruso bear a certain resemblance to Mister Bean? LOL
Quote of the day - ..Is David Caruso the biggest douchebag on the planet? Just seeing that picture of him on the CSI cover wants me want to punch him in the neck..( )

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

David Caruso - Oh, crap! It's Caruso!

One funny picture.
One funny caption.
14 hilariously funny answers. ENJOY!!!

"Oh crap. He took the shades off. RUN. Does this mean he doesn’t have a career now? (David Caruso)"

That may be the creepiest picture I’ve ever seen of him. Looks like he’s practicing seducing people like a serial killer would.

If he had a brain he would understand how ridiculous he looks. He still thinks he looks cool doing that. That moron was still in grade school when Robert Stack made fun of the Sunglasses Yank in Airplane!

Does anybody else thing this man looks like an orange lizard…?

Captain Blowme
Uhoh, he took the glasses off. He is now -20 Acting Ability, -50 Emoting.
forge Also, channeling Chester the Cheezy Cheetah =/= acting. Try again fella.

Take away the glasses and he looks like John Mark Karr.

Lol, the overacting reminds me of Star-Trek… Ironically, the shows have about an equal basis in real science between them!

Oh, crap. He’s going to try to act. RUN!!

Was the part where he got punched in the face better or the part where he got killed? I loved both!

The fact that he is even on the air (let alone the lead in a hit show) amazes me. It sure has nothing to do with talent (pathetically lacking). Maybe he knows where the bodies are buried & blackmailed his way back onto TV.

Hi anyone else think he has a HUGE forehead??

Roundhouse kick. Next question?

I think he went to the Joey Tribiani school of acting .. takes the glasses off for effect. Gawd he’s a major douche and looks like an overgrown leprechaun.

This guy is the worst actor ever.

Quote of the day - "It is great that so many people can come together to share an overwhelming emotion...even if it is hatred for another person...David Caruso - bringing the world together, one person at a time..." (

Sunday, February 15, 2009

David Caruso - Caruso Dream Interpretation

Ever dreamed of HoCaine?
Ever dreamed David Caruso?

Nasty, we know. If yes, you should seek help immediately . Because you are obviously in big trouble:

Lieutenant Horatio Caine (David Caruso): If you are a man, dreaming of Horatio means you could be showing tendencies of megalomania.
And, for some reason, you think some people just don’t like you and are talking and writing nasty things about you behind your back. Seek professional help immediately. Better yet, go out and buy yourself a good pair of sunglasses, they’ll make you feel more powerful.
If you are a woman dreaming of Horatio, wake up, it’s a nightmare
Quote of the day - "Wow! It appears that you are indeed the authority on Caruso! Hopefully our body of work will lead to him being trampled by a pack of Rhinos somewhere in the Serengeti...."

Saturday, February 14, 2009

David Caruso - Never ask a redhead...

Approximately 2 percent of the world's population has red hair. Among them Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Dying to find out if all the "two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 4" myths are true, but you're not sure how to proceed?
Today we are offering you these ten sacrilegious questions of the Ginger Church that are best left unasked when in company of TV's most annoying/untalented redhead......

10. "Do you dye your hair?"
We are sure Caruso does...even his pubes.
9. "Can I touch it?"
Are you sure you really want that?
8. "Do you know Conan O'Brien?"
He's Caruso's long lost twin-brother.
7. "So, does the carpet match the drapes?"
6. "I bet you have a fiery temper?"
Just ask Emily Procter and everyone who had the bad luck to work with Caruso.
5. "Did you see that 'South Park' episode where Cartman rags on all the 'ginger kids?'"
Caruso videotaped it and watches it religiously every day before he falls asleep.
4. "Mind if I count your freckles?
Everywhere but those on Caruso's Willy.
3. "Do you have to wear sunblock all the time?
Caruso bathes in it.
2. "Can you go out in the sun?"
Only if Caruso has to.
1. "Are you Irish?"
At least 50%. But Caruso can drink them all under the table.
Edited from:
Quote of the day - "I mean, Caruso was called Kit Kat! If that's not the sign of a movie that's In On The Joke, then... well, okay, maybe it's not." (

Friday, February 13, 2009

David Caruso - Ever had sex with David Caruso?

We know, it is a completely gross thought. He is old, ugly, wrinly and just a huge DORK (= Icon of Idiocy). Besides, we doubt he would be able to get it up without one or the other little helper....(Thank God, for little blue pills, right Dave?)

.....Just a random LOLism I made in honor of an inside joke in my circle of friends.
Get enough alcohol into your system...well, let me just say that it involved an entire e-mail conversation about how gross it would be to have sex with David Caruso.
Of course, when he's done having his way with you, he would turn to you in profile, take off his ever present sunglasses, and say "and that's how you crack the case!"...

Quote of the day - No, David Caruso neither inspires fear, or sexual feelings. Only pity. (

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

David Caruso - A douchebag and a dog

It is no big secret that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso likes to be front and center 24/7. And it is also widely known that he doesn't like be upstaged - be it by fellow actors like Tom Sizemore dogs performing a daring feat....

This is NOT your action shot, Caruso. You are rude. You have no manners! Douchebag!


Quote of the day - "Caruso said the lines with all the emotion you would expect from Kelly deciding what to order for dinner, because he was supremely disinterested in any storyline that didn't have Kelly as the focus."

Monday, February 9, 2009

David Caruso - Presumed Crappy

What happens if Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and larger than life diva P. Diddy meet for a scene?
ACTING BRUTALITY !!! at your own risk. A crappy scene between two crappy actors on one of the crappiest shows in TV-history could go something like that:

Diddy: I know the law. You might even say it's my job. Just call me Sean Combs: Lawttorney At Law. [he sniffs the air] I know I am king. Are you?

[Diddy tosses a bottle of his fragrance I Am King to Caruso. Caruso, being Caruso, lets it fall to the floor. The bottle shatters.]

Caruso: Oops.

[The score plinks dramatically for another 10 minutes. Caruso puts on his aviators and walks around in the perpetual Miami sunset. Caruso's hair looks like a soft cotton top of a giant Q-tip soaked through with iodine and left out in the sun. There's a closeup of a knife wound. More dramatic plinking. End.]

Faithful readers of our blog now, the more PR an episode gets the shittier it will turn out, With the large amount of promos we have been showered with in the last hours it is a sure thing that this episode will most likely be nothing but A HUGE PILE OF CRAP...
Quote of the day - "That David Caruso clip has confirmed my decision to give up t.v. was absolutely sound!" (