Saturday, September 29, 2007

Two bimbos

Who is uglier????? Though decision....however my vote goes to the "you know who" - trashy Latina.
This is for YOU Chariah.......

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

His son?


Says who?

Given the mother's past David Caruso could raise a chuckoo for all we know.

No wonder he looks so PISSED.

Monday, September 24, 2007


This is by far the ugliest knocked-up LATINA BIMBO I have ever seen. Just because one has a bun in the oven doesn't mean one should let herself go. Heidi Klum was pregnant 3 times but she never wore rags like that! My eyes! Are there no decent maternity shops in LA? Why do you look so pissed? Go shopping for God's sake!
I can't help it but ever since David Caruso hooked up with that 5 dime Latina ex-ho from San Antonio his looks are in a rapid decline - into a mess of wrinkles, puffed up eyes and ugly hair-do's.
To say it with Horatio: If you lay down with trash you end up looking like trash. Yo man!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Caruso's cheap chica!

There is an interview with a certian trashy "Mrs. M." over at lovely Chariah's page. It is hilariously funny.
Get a refreshing glimpse at the true nature of the Texan homewrecker.

"-:"i told david this will happend",says liza,not surprised at all;-"i might be in trouble,cause i`m not suppose to talk about this,we made an agreedment of confidentiality,not to talk about my past,but since he is dating with eva,what da`hell",says convinced,:"yes is true,i used to be an "street worker".i asked liza about that term,never heard it before,:-"i rather call it like that,sounds more professional",says,she takes a deep breath and start to sing like mariah carey:-"everything stared with my grand,grand,grand,grand...ok it`ll gonna takes at least 1,259,grandmothers!it`s the bussiness family!comes from the blood!i dropped school,that thing is not for me!then my grandma` told me"why you`re going to school?for this bussiness,you only need to learn is about numbers,so you can count when you get paid!and about positions,and i`m not talking about a charge in a office!",i guess that was the best adviced i ever heard,it was like she was reading my mind,definitly my heart beating,that was like a sign!she always knew that i have potencial!she took a look at me,the way i look,i dress,i walk,i talk,and my behavior in public,shesaid:"oh,yes,you are definitly a marquez!"says proudly,:"oh come on UFAL!what in the world make you think that i can remember my first client?do you have any idea how many clients i had?if i had that kind of memory,i would be working on the NASA,or somenthing!,but what i do remember,it`s that look on my clients faces!yeah,i was definitly the ramon`s best girl",says:"yeah its true i`m a little fat,but i`m working on it"says with confidence:"of course i got plans,in fact i`m writing a book,its almost done,but the thing is there`s so much to share with,that i guess,i`ll write at least 4 more to cover up all",when i asked to liza about her book`s name.."it`s call kamazutra II,and it`s almost done"...-:"i don't know how to define my relationship with david;its a healthy mix of infidelity,and agreedment!he's unfaithful,and me for the agreedment,i'm the one who has to containe thyself!thanks god its almost over,cause i can't take this anymore",says desperatly:"

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Chariah is online!

Chariah is a very nice lady. She put up a satirical new website. Check it out. There you can read an interview with a certain trashy lady....

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Disclaimer: I found this on another webpage. ( I have NO IDEA IF it this is true or not. Who cares anyway? At least it is funny and very entertaining satire....

Liza's Biography
Stage name : Gigli,she started at age of 15,liza was discovered on california streets by a guy named ramon felix(the hookers king),and hired her as stripper on his little 4th class cantina "chicas calientes por $1.50 cents la noche"(hot girls just for $1.50 cents per night).liza`s fame spreaded fast,when men heard about this particular hooker,that made amaizing discounts till$50.cents!.liza got today a relationship with actor david caruso(csi miami star),but its not gonna last cause he is having a relationship with eva la rue(co-star),and they`re about to break up!.liza is trying to contact her old friends to get her job back,but it seems to be difficult cause she is fat as hell "and her breast" says a close friend:"are 7 feet underground" says:"ramon gave her an audition,but she is too fat,and her moves,are not the same"says saddly:"but we are her friend,and we`ll do everything is in our power to get her a job".:"she was one of my best girls"reminds ramon":i remember the first time i saw her,she offered me sex,and i offered her a job..that was beautiful" says:"i hated caruso for a while! he took my best girl,and my bussiness broked".:"she was a good friend" remember kathy(name was changed):"we made every night about $5.00 dollars,and she shared the tips with us,i missed her when she left,but i think she`s back".other liza`s friend that worked with her(sasha)shared with us-:"how can i forget her?,liza taugh me the secret,about how to hooke up,married men" remember sasha with wetting eyes-:"i was a little shy,when i started,but then she told me that yoga is great,cause keep you relaxer,and flexible(very important for this bussiness),i took her adviced,and now i`m gonna get married with a rich man,as soon as he get divorced with his wife!thank you liza,i owe you girl!" says with falling tears.-:"i think the rumor about she was yoga instructor comes from that!i mean,she showed me a few moves,to all of us,but it was missunderstood"!.(information sources by:UFAL)

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Ugly fucker

It is a well known fact that over the last few years David Caruso has turned into a fat, ugly and wrinkly fucker. People got so tired of having to look at his crumbled unsightly mug that they created a few images (with the help of photoshop) that aren't as hard on the eye as the man himself. And I think they did a great job!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Is this David Caruso's tacky Latina ex-ho (turned girl-friend) at work in Miami - before she snatched up her "Golden Ticket"? Could be....(But then I could be mistaken, of course).......

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Caruso's lovechild?????

White Sox third baseman Joe Crede is the lovechild of actor David Caruso and ESPN's Dan Patrick.
Even if this is just for fun it is interesting to notice that this guy has more resemblance with Caruso than Caruso's own homely off-spring (if it is indeed HIS).
WHAT does that tell us????