Friday, November 30, 2007

Sockpuppet David Caruso's pick-up lines.....

.......he most likely could use when out and about town hitting on co-stars, random young women, extras or fuggly Latina ex-hos :

"So, do you like sunglasses?"

"Come over and see my video collection. I have every episode of Miami Vice."

"I also have the world's only remaining copy of Jade."

"And thats only two of the things you can do with a really good pair of sunglasses."

"Ha, ha! No, actually I'm not the valet."

"What brings you to Shoneys?"

"I've partied with Dennis Franz."

"What do you do for a living? No, I'm not selling something."

"Hi, I'm Carson Daly's father

"Come now, you've never seen Jade?"
(Idea courtesy of JOHN of http://www.myspace.com/parsleyparrot )

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