Friday, December 7, 2007

David Caruso: I NEVER leave home without it!

Question: What does douche David Caruso carry around 24/7 in his pockets?

  • Condoms?
  • Money?
  • The latest edition of Hustler/Playboy?

  • WRONG! You people have NO CLUE! It is PRE-SIGNED autograph cards of HIMSELF! We say the man clearly has got HIS PRIORITIES - HIMSELF!!!
  • This is so corny, weird, odd...

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