Question: WHO is David Caruso's closest friend AND his BIGGEST ENEMY at the same time?
Answer 1: VIXEN (EVERYBODY knows WHO she is. A very feisty lady) ???? NO.
Answer 2: HIS WILLY!!! His little David Caruso AKA GINGER PICKLE.
We all know there are different kinds of "pickles". Fresh ones and the long past its time (lovingly called "over-seasoned pickle" by "Sweet Pickles") pickles.
In David Caruso's case it is a safe thing to say that his pickle is a MEDIEVAL AGED specimen. A pickle SMALL (Teeny Weeny) in size which has been passed around , licked , nibbled and stroked quite often. However, be very VERY careful ladies! Caruso's pickle is a very slippery one . One that likes to roam around to play with pickle-gourmets who are a lot younger . It is our strong believe, that his roaming pickle has brought Caruso into trouble more than once.
(If you want to learn more about pickles in general, please visit also http://carusopickles.blogspot.com/. You won't be disappointed!!!!)