Thursday, January 24, 2008

David Caruso - Nothing without his SOJ's....

The following is a very humoristic approach at the question WHAT EXACTLY David Caruso would be without the CSI franchise....
Horatio Caine (CSI: Miami)
Power: None, wielder of the Sunglasses of Justice.
Details: Horatio is the Batman/Iron Man of this list, as his powers stem from his equipment.

Without the Sunglasses of Justice, David Caruso was a struggling actor. He had short lived success on NYPD Blue, left to pursue a movie career like George Clooney, and pretty much failed. Things were looking pretty grim until someone, probably the Slavic deity Perun disguised as a homeless man, bestowed upon him the all powerful Sunglasses of Justice.
With them *takes off sunglasses*, Caruso would move on to CSI Miami-- and make it ALLEGEDLY *puts sunglasses back on* the most popular show... in the world.

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