Saturday, January 19, 2008

David Caruso - Overgrown Leprechaun!

........Well, all this sucks, but it doesn't suck half as bad as David Caruso from CSI: Miami.

I remember seeing David Caruso in NYPD Blue way back in the early '90s, and he was flirting with ridiculousness even then.
He fancied himself some kind of hottie on that show, murmuring "c'mere" to all the babes, then squeezing them and showing them his red ass.

Then, of course, diva-like, he left the show early, thinking he was going to be a big deal in the movies.
He was quickly DISABUSED of that NOTION.

Now he's back on TV in CSI:Miami, murmuring some more BS and taking his shades on and off, like he's still a big sex machine.
Hello! David Caruso! You never were!
You're just an overgrown leprechaun carrying around a flashlight and tweezing hair off corpses! And your name on the show is Horatio? Bite me, please.

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