Saturday, February 14, 2009

David Caruso - Never ask a redhead...

Approximately 2 percent of the world's population has red hair. Among them Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Dying to find out if all the "two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 4" myths are true, but you're not sure how to proceed?
Today we are offering you these ten sacrilegious questions of the Ginger Church that are best left unasked when in company of TV's most annoying/untalented redhead......

10. "Do you dye your hair?"
We are sure Caruso does...even his pubes.
9. "Can I touch it?"
Are you sure you really want that?
8. "Do you know Conan O'Brien?"
He's Caruso's long lost twin-brother.
7. "So, does the carpet match the drapes?"
6. "I bet you have a fiery temper?"
Just ask Emily Procter and everyone who had the bad luck to work with Caruso.
5. "Did you see that 'South Park' episode where Cartman rags on all the 'ginger kids?'"
Caruso videotaped it and watches it religiously every day before he falls asleep.
4. "Mind if I count your freckles?
Everywhere but those on Caruso's Willy.
3. "Do you have to wear sunblock all the time?
Caruso bathes in it.
2. "Can you go out in the sun?"
Only if Caruso has to.
1. "Are you Irish?"
At least 50%. But Caruso can drink them all under the table.
Edited from:
Quote of the day - "I mean, Caruso was called Kit Kat! If that's not the sign of a movie that's In On The Joke, then... well, okay, maybe it's not." (

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