Monday, December 15, 2008

David Caruso - The problem with Caruso is...

No one is worse at acting than Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Even absolute newbies outshine/upstage the annoying redhead by far. And comparing someone to David Caruso or his subpar acting is seen as an insult (Just like throwing shoes at presidents in Iraq! LOL!). Thus we can understand that people shy away from comparing someone to David Caruso:

.....I don't think it was anywhere near David Caruso.
In fact - NO OTHER ACTOR on American television even comes close to the hamminess of David Caruso (not even William "Priceline!" Shatner himself). Why else would Joel McHale keep doing his Caruso/ CSI:Miami impressions on The Soup?
Caruso's "acting" style consists entirely of stilted dialogue delivered extremely s-l-o-w-l-y and deliberately, while tilting his head, hands on his hips. Then don't forget that he needs to put on his sunglasses before walking out of frame! ** Cue The Who theme song! ** :-P
Ed Westwick ( of Gossip Girl) is fantastic. Comparing him to David Caruso is downright insulting given that
Ed Westwick can actually act.
The problem with Caruso's acting style is that it's all based on tilting the head forward and making awkward moves, while speaking in strange tones. Whether he's wearing sunglasses or not. To me it seems pretty undpredictable. On the other hand, the acting from Shatner uses emotions, along with a lot of lowbrow humor that is hard to resist enjoying. Which is why I get a kick out of it whenever he states his name.
Sorry, but I'll take Crane over Caine anyday!......

Quote of the day - "...though it's hard to imagine too many three-year-olds watching CSI: Miami, even if David Caruso does look like a red moptop doll on occasion."

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