David Caruso - Red Buttons

...Gingers are a scourge upon my delicate, supple eyeballs.
Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is the walking embodiment of “it’s not the years, it’s the miles.”
That picture of David Caruso reminds me of a line from The Tall Guy: “You forfeited the right to be treated in a reasonable manner when you decided to stick a vacuum-cleaner hose up your bum.” (gad, I love Emma Thompson!)
David Caruso’s next stop is to become Red Buttons without the humor or talent....
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http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/16/why/
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David Caruso
Quote of the day - "..The really scary interfacial relations on TV is David Caruso and any female." (http://www.afterellen.com/blog/karmankregloe/hitlist-video-blog-women-who-scare-us#comment-643679)