Saturday, May 3, 2008

David Caruso is...

....well I may as well have my say too on our David Caruso/H.
David Caruso is most definitely egocentric and arrogant, that stands out a mile. He is also very blinkered in that he can't see how bad he now is in the show.
We are a season behind here in the UK, and I am dreading what sorry state of affairs the next season is gonna be.
As regards the character of H, David now makes him look totally stupid, arrogant, and irritating...posted by sargent465
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Thank you! May we add - bland, wooden, hammy.. obnoxious, anoying, irritating, pushy, stupid-looking....to the list???

Drama queen...David Caruso...

Just listen to the dialogue, it's one hokey cliche after the next. It's "Walker, Texas Ranger" for the new millenium.
I really wonder why people think David Caruso can act. You cannot base a show around somebody putting on or taking off sun glasses.
drama queen...Dave Caruso...that dudes is so smart...bet even Dr Phil couldn't out think him.

David Caruso wasn´t half bad on Nypd Blue, or in "Kiss of Death" with Nick Cage.
His acting on CSI Miami consists of talking through his teeth while taking off/putting on sunglasses- he makes Bill Shatner look natural and relaxed
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Friday, May 2, 2008

David Caruso...what a tool...

David Caruso is one of the worst actors on television. You can only remove your sunglasses before your witty line so many times in one episode.
to act like such a hard ass it's pathetic.
He's a complete fucking dork.
It's like Urkel trying to be Rambo
OH MAN!
I didn't know anyone else noticed this. I HATE his 'lean'. He looks at the person with like, one eye, and tilts his head, and tries to be intense. But it's just kitschy.
That guy is a tool
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David Caruso - Comic Book Character

......two nights ago. It's not a bad show, but the part being played by David Caruso stinks to high hell. It's like his lines were written by a different guy then the one who wrote everyone else's lines.
It's a effort to graft the Johnny Murphy character onto the "CSI" concept. Only thing is, it wasn't really David Caruso who created Murphy; it was the writing and direction on "NYPD Blue"...
So all "CSIM" got was Caruso's memory of a character who has no business at all in the show he's in, and lacks the accuracy the directing once gave it; all he's got of it is the posturing.
Caruso acts like he's some sort of comic book character, what with the one-liners and all. My guess is that this was supposed to be a merging of Miami Vice and some other show, but I tell ya, Edward James Olmos is turning in his grave watching his counterpart.
David Caruso makes the show practically unwatchable. I cringe any time he says anything.

Edward James Olmos isn't dead.
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Thursday, May 1, 2008

David Caruso - Son of Carrot Top...

...has a stalker.

Give me a break!
David Caruso looks like the tragic offspring of that hideous Carrot Top dude and the Tales from The Crypt dummy. How could anybody want to stalk him, unless it's a National Geographic crew trying to document some new subspecies?
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Crappy David Caruso

David Caruso is really crappy...


The pitiful lines he's given are crappy.
His posturing in the scenes is crappy.
I haven't been a fan of his since he got too talented for NYPD Blue. David Caruso has one mood, one affect for his character, and would have singlehandedly ruined the show if there was one to ruin. I like the other CSIs, but Miami flirts with the Ed Wood level of badness on occasion.
WHAT is the deal with the sunglasses? They should give the man a cell phone to snap closed or a couple of lollipops or something.
I've always felt this way about Caruso. Can't say I've really enjoyed many episodes of CSI Miami and I would love to know what spf sunscreen his near albino self uses that he don't burn to a crisp in that hot hot Miami sun?

Probably Banana Boat Sport SPF60.
The choice of redheads that incinerate.

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David Caruso - Celebrity Baby Nostradamus

There are the most funniest posts out there. One just has got to find them!!!
Ever heard of a Celebrity Baby Nostradamus?
We neither, until today....
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The Kid: Marquez Anthony Caruso
The Parents
: David Caruso (you know...that fucker from CSI: Miami) and Liza Marquez
Recipe For Disaster
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1 million strands of red hair
4 failed attempts at genuine acting
1 so-so looking mom

Future Endeavors
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At an early age, Marquez developes obsessive compulsive sunglasses disorder. Cannot start any day without a quick blast of the intro to "Won't Get Foooled Again" by The Who. Eventually goes on to star in CSI's 16th iteration: CSI: Robert Downy Junior's Apartment.

Cause of Eventual Death
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A mysterious murder where you think its gonna be the first guy they bring in, but then it turns out it isn't, but then in the end...IT ACTUALLY WAS!
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