Thursday, May 1, 2008

Crappy David Caruso

David Caruso is really crappy...

The pitiful lines he's given are crappy.
His posturing in the scenes is crappy.
I haven't been a fan of his since he got too talented for NYPD Blue. David Caruso has one mood, one affect for his character, and would have singlehandedly ruined the show if there was one to ruin. I like the other CSIs, but Miami flirts with the Ed Wood level of badness on occasion.
WHAT is the deal with the sunglasses? They should give the man a cell phone to snap closed or a couple of lollipops or something.
I've always felt this way about Caruso. Can't say I've really enjoyed many episodes of CSI Miami and I would love to know what spf sunscreen his near albino self uses that he don't burn to a crisp in that hot hot Miami sun?

Probably Banana Boat Sport SPF60.
The choice of redheads that incinerate.


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