Friday, January 9, 2009

David Caruso - Interpreter needed!

Many people are speechless when faced with the smell-the-fart acting of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. There are simply no words when it comes to describe the acting-atrocity that is TV's biggest douchebag.
However, the fact that even his fans - the few he has left - are at a loss for words when faced with their favorite object of desire is new for us.
Recently, one of those poor misguided creatures dropped the following non-sensical blurb on a David Caruso fan-board :

Anonymous said...
(sic) Shy side! Shy side!???? My chin may drop to the floor and my muscles may contract more than occasionally but lol, shy side, not today. Very nice! (
January 8, 2009 3:29 PM)

For the life of us we can't imagine what the commenter is trying to say. Sounds kind of brain-fried. No matter how often we read and re-read it we always came up empty. Maybe he/she was about to type/say:
  • Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's acting is so bad that my chin drops to the floor.
  • David Caruso's uglyness makes my muscles contract more than occasionally.
  • My brain is so fried because I drool over that ginger wingnut 24/7.
  • David Caruso! I desperately need to poke out his image of my minds eye....
Everything is possible, we guess. After all, we are not fluent in Caruso-fan-gibberish..
Quote of the day - "For some reason David Caruso and his weird acting style zonks me right out." (

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