Wednesday, January 14, 2009

David Caruso - TV's sappy smug twat

We stumble across them daily. They pop up on our feed like mushrooms after a heavy rain. They are just too good to ignore: Icon of Idiocy David Caruso bashers and their funny posts.
Welcome to the club!
Legions of annoyed TV-viewers - even nitwit dojo is a regular here ! Time to come out of the closet, sweet cheeks !- join us daily in our noble quest of highlighting the twattishness of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso
Care for an example?

David Caruso?!
Blech! Bleah! Pwtui!
Flabby-faced, bloated nose, dew=lapped eyes, pre-cancerous skin, faux world-weary slouch... should I go on?
David Caruso - You call him an actor??!!
Horrible, Horrible, Horrible
He is flat like last years champagne. Caruso has one talent: He knows how to pose. Dorky, not cool.
He also needs to remember when to use sunglasses..... outdoors, not inside. Caruso doesn't know how to act - he's trying to having a cool-something attitude but in the end we just see some smug twat on TV..
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Quote of the day - "I was going to post a picture David Caruso keeps of Senator Vitter, but for some reason Mister Caruso’s picture of Davey Diaper has a hole cut where the mouth should be." (http://humidcity.com/2008/06/28/larry-craig-and-david-vitter-guardians-of-marriage/)

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