Tuesday, January 13, 2009

David Caruso - Tang head and rubber chicken

Tired of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's constant fidgeting with his sunglasses? We think, it is high time for a new prop:

...Due to tang head David Caruso’s lack of acting skills. I’d actually like to reach into the tv & rip those sunglasses right off his face. The rest of the cast does a fabulous job & I don’t want to take jabs at them. However, the monotone voice of Caruso ruins the show for me. Drives me crazy.
Caruso is basically still playing the character that was his at the start of “NYPD Blue”. His character does have some range, all the way from point A to point B. His character captures one emotion: Perpetual anger.
He adjusts this anger by taking his sunglasses off or by putting them back on.
Sunglasses off? He’s about to explode.
Sunglasses back on? Explosion averted.
It’s back to cruise-control anger. He could use a new prop. I suggest a rubber chicken.Let’s see if he can maintain his perpetual anger holding one of those! Now, THAT would be acting...


Quote of the day - "Craig Ferguson, who does the Late Late Show on CBS cracks me up! The other night he said "you can't hide behind those sunglasses, David Caruso, you ginger bitch!" LOL indeed!" (http://tjdenver.livejournal.com/1197.html)

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