Saturday, January 17, 2009

David Caruso - Play it again, Sam!

As a blogger one comes across surveys almost daily. One of them is especially funny and thus "played" by countless people. It contains of 55 funny questions . ONE question one will find in EVERY SURVEY is:
"Can you give one reason why David Caruso is allowed to keep acting?"
Interesting to say at least.
Why does Icon of Idiocy David Caruso of all people pop up in a fun-game like that? We guess, Caruso’s many career-fuck ups have made him subject for countless jokes. Caruso is a parody of a satire of a stereotype of himself as HoCaine, not so much speaking his dialogue as letting it escape.
We visited a few blogs and collected twentyof the
most popular answers to the above question:

* who is that
* I don’t even know who that is.
* What a stupid question.
* WHO!
* Not really - I don’t watch anything he’s in
* The real question is, -takes off sunglasses in epic manner- Why is the sky always orange?
* Redheads run the Jews who run the media.
* he is such a drag! so predictable, we hate him
* i dont care
* no clue
* Not really
* eh
* He has an ugly white ass.
* Who else would be willing to play a character called "Horatio Caine"?
* Do I even know who he is?
* Because someone is paying him to
* I dunno
* I have no idea why, can't fucking stand him

Quote of the day - "When CSI spun off CSI: Miami....I checked it out, but quickly dismissed it. David Caruso is just AWFUL . David Caruso can sod off though, ginger black-shirt-wearing mopemeister...."

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