Yes? Then take a look!
A fellow blogger offered us the following reasons why SHE and (anyone else) is so much better than David Caruso ever will be!
- I’ve never dramatically removed sunglasses (unless imitating David Caruso)
- I’m not responsible for the only funny sketch ever performed by Comedy Inc.
- I’ve never used my hair colour as an excuse for a poor job performance.
- I can pick up objects and speak at the same time.
- I’ve never left the only job I was ever good act because of delusions of grandeur.
I don’t have multiple children with multiple partners (also, all of the partners have names like mafia girlfriends. Paris Papiro? Hell yeah!)
- I don’t own a clothing store despite only wearing variations of the same outfit.
- “Caruso is without a doubt, the most tortured, saddest man-child/ actor I’ve ever seen in over 15 years of movie and tv-making.” No one I’ve worked with has ever posted that about me on a website.
- Diet Coke is not my acting juice.
Does anybody need more reasons?...Not us....
Quote of the day - "David Caruso seemed to be speaking almost too quietly during this episode. It almost seemed like he was getting into some sort of Zen mode or something..." (http://iliketowatchtv.blogspot.com/2008/11/csi-miami-cheating-death-rip-off.html)