Tuesday, November 11, 2008

David Caruso - Many good reasons to hate David Caruso!

Searching for reasons to hate/dislike Icon of Idiocy David Caruso even more ? Need grounds to elevate your abhorrence of the redheaded stepchild of TV?
Yes? Then take a look!
A fellow blogger offered us the following reasons why SHE and (anyone else) is so much better than David Caruso ever will be!
  • I’ve never dramatically removed sunglasses (unless imitating David Caruso)
  • I’m not responsible for the only funny sketch ever performed by Comedy Inc.
  • I’ve never used my hair colour as an excuse for a poor job performance.
  • I can pick up objects and speak at the same time.
  • I’ve never left the only job I was ever good act because of delusions of grandeur.
    I don’t have multiple children with multiple partners
    (also, all of the partners have names like mafia girlfriends. Paris Papiro? Hell yeah!)
  • I don’t own a clothing store despite only wearing variations of the same outfit.
  • “Caruso is without a doubt, the most tortured, saddest man-child/ actor I’ve ever seen in over 15 years of movie and tv-making.” No one I’ve worked with has ever posted that about me on a website.
  • Diet Coke is not my acting juice.

Does anybody need more reasons?...Not us....


Quote of the day - "David Caruso seemed to be speaking almost too quietly during this episode. It almost seemed like he was getting into some sort of Zen mode or something..." (http://iliketowatchtv.blogspot.com/2008/11/csi-miami-cheating-death-rip-off.html)

2 comments:

peopleimbetterthan.com said...

Thanks for the link, but I'm actually a chick. Although there are many dudes who are better than Mr Caruso.

Cole said...

Dude or chick - great post anyway!

Caruso needs to get off the TV screen, STAT!