Sunday, October 26, 2008

David Caruso - Howdy Doody in Miami








When people are asked to render their opinion about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso the phrases they used are very similiar/ always the same: wooden, over-dramatic, always delivering horrible one-liners , "stage left exists" etc.
Personally, we don't mind those repititons , because they are the truth. And THE TRUTH ALWAYS shall be heard, right?
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"...I like NY but not Miami. Can't stand that red-headed idiot and his overdramatic acting. He never looks anyone in the eye when he talks to them, and who in their right mind wears all black-EVERY DAY--in the Miami heat?
Not to mention maintaining a bleached white, pasty-faced complexion. Caruso is a complete turn off. "Howdy Doody" out there in the Miami sun, with his "red" hair (yeah, right, like middle-aged guys still retain their natural hair color) and his freckles - he's a melanoma magnet, is he not?..."

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Quote of the day -" David Caruso being an intimidating badass. Sure, if you find a leprechaun in aviator shades intimidating. Quick, David, pistol-draw! Combat crouch!" (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/070205)

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