Friday, March 21, 2008

David Caruso - Red-headed piece of cardboard

I hate the way Caruso squints his eyes, the way he cocks his head and the way that every damn word he says sounds like he is squeezing the hugest shit out of his ass. He's honestly the worst actor I've ever seen. Every word that comes out of his mouth is forced and useless.
Honestly, I can't say what I hate more the standing side on to camera, the sun glasses, the moody bit at the end (im sure he puts this bit in himself) or his p**s poor acting.

Do the producers of CSI Miami have a brain?
Do they have eyes?
Any taste?
The only acting Caruso did that didn't look contrived was on "Twins" (Arnold & Danny D)

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