Thursday, March 20, 2008

David Caruso - Only 4 words

David Caruso apparently can only speak in sentences that contain no more than 4 words. And while some people can't walk and chew gum, apparently Caruso can't speak and wear sunglasses. He seems to take off those glasses nearly everytime he opens his mouth.

Caruso delivers all his lines with the presence and panache of an inebriated Bill Shatner. His acting is not quite as convincing as a porn starlet feigning ecstasy .The lame attempts at dramatic pauses and sighs are delivered with all the poise and efficacy of Carrot Top.

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