Tuesday, March 25, 2008

David Caruso delivers the best worst performance on TV!!!

....and there's C.S.I. Miami. Dear Lord.

Remember how when David Caruso left NYPD Blue, and tried to make movies, and how he became sort of a joke/cautionary tale about letting success in TV go to your head?
South Park said it best in their first episode. "Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!" Kyle calls to his little brother Ike, trying to rescue him from a spaceship, and Ike complies, diving off the ship head first.

Trust me, in a few years, the jokes about Caruso will have nothing to do with him abandoning his first show, and everything to do with the one he's on now.

C.S.I. Miami's real title should be "A Bunch of Poorly Fleshed Out Characters Saying Expository Lines to Each Other, and David Caruso as a Cartoonishly Decent and Intense Cop". Kind of a mouthful, yeah. But pretty accurate if you've ever watched an episode. Caruso, as Lt. Horatio Caine, gives the best-worst performance on TV right now.

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