Wednesday, March 12, 2008

David Caruso - Master of the Cliche...

(There is no way around it. No Caruso bashing is complete without it!)

If you have ever seen CSI: MIAMI, you know that it is one of the shittiest shows in television history.......David Caruso is pretty awful these days as cop Horatio Caine on CSI: MIAMI.

This YouTube video is hilarious stuff.

It's a montage of Caruso's solemn one-liners It's not just the crappy dialogue, but also the solemn manner in which Caruso speaks it, often while using his sunglasses as a prop to, I don't know......., add gravitas to the situation.

Well, it ain't workin', because you'll find it difficult not to laugh....

But it's not just the sunglasses that are his signature move here, but the accompanying sway as he leaves the camera shot. Exit, stage left even-n-n-n.......

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