Monday, March 10, 2008

David Caruso - Nightmarish tales from the set!


Now this is another on-set report.
Read and be surprised.
Or better read and be disgusted.

Looks like David Caruso is too dumb for even the simpliest things. We have known it all along....
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It's taken me a bit of courage to actually fess up to what I've seen on the set of CSI:Miami, but I actually worked there for two years and saw first-hand almost 50 episodes being filmed.

David Caruso is without a doubt, the most tortured, saddest man-child/ actor I've ever seen in over 15 years of movie and tv-making. Everything you have heard is true, but worse. He can't walk and talk at the same time (you should see him on stairs), requires dozens of takes for simplest line-readings (which as we all know, he can only do one way), and can't even put his csi gloves on on-camera (always a time cut, just watch).

Caruso will cuss uncontrollably (often in front of a child actor) and blame everyone but himself for his inability to act. He used to hack up big loogies on the floor of the set, too, until a producer gently reminded him of sanitation and courtesy.

Oh, and he re-writes every scene he is in, so he is totally to blame for the hackneyed one-liners. He will take anything the writers give him, and destroy it. And the sunglass bit is all his, a truly innovative contribution to his character.

But as Caruso said to us many times, "What should I do? I am a grown man with red hair." We used to call the diet coke his "acting juice."
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2 comments:

photoppet said...

Just a thought, but if this snitch is no longer working on the set, maybe he/she has a grudge. We know from NYPD Blue that the man can act

Cole said...

I DOUBT that. Besides, this is not the first "on-set" story about Caruso and his bizarre behaviour that makes the rounds. You are not suggesting that ALL those people lie or have a grudge, or?