Saturday, September 13, 2008

David Caruso - Less Caruso, more alligators, please!

Anyone noticed how far CSI Miami has distanced itself from being a forensic procedurial show? Instead we now have to deal with the "HoCaine the super-hero"-show.
The following is an open critique by a Miami resident who bemoans the lack of alligators in the show. Maybe they should replace David Caruso with an alligator. Hardly anyone would notice the difference since BOTH creatures have the same leathery type of skin...

.....They Are Protesting About Lack Of Alligator Stories On CSI Miami.....David Caruso carries a lot of weight on the set of CSI Miami and when Mr Caruso says he wants more human interest deaths so he can pout and smirk and put his hands on his hips and insert ... Shatner pauses into ... sentences and act like he cares because the Emmy people like that and fewer alligators chomping illegal Cuban immigrants because it offers less convincing scenarios for him to pout and smirk and put his hands on his hips and insert ... Shatner pauses into ... sentences and act like he cares then the result is a drop-off in reptile parts on the show. They're just raising their profile....
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Quote of the day - .....i love it when Joel McHale makes fun of CSI Miami's David Caruso's one liners...(http://mynameisgem.blogspot.com/2008/09/catharsis.html)

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