Sunday, September 28, 2008

David Caruso - Man or Mole?

Not ours, but DELICIOUSLY funny:

CSI: Miami. It is a frightful show. Deliciously frightful.
I don't understand how a good actor like Emily Proctor, who had such mighty powers playing Ainsley Hayes in The West Wing, could sit happily on this show. Perhaps it's just a steady job for someone whose career never really took off? See Gary Sinise in CSI: New York or Anthony LaPaglia in the other American cop show.
But David Caruso aka HoCaine... man he is more mole than man.
David Caruso/HoCaine is unable to hold his neck upright for extended periods of time, he always speaks in a smooth, cool, drawl which sounds like something the hunky plumber in a cheap porno might use. He never looks people in the eye, but always over his shoulder and down his nose.
I feel like David Caruso really likes his role a little too much, like Kiefer Sutherland with Jack Bauer. I think he might be the only person in the show who takes it all seriously.
I hope that one day CSI will get a little postmodern and one of the suspects in an investigation will break out of character and laugh at one of Caruso's cheesy lines!



Quote of the day -".... CSI: Is the one with David Caruso? He’s weird. I don’t like it." (

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