Wednesday, April 9, 2008

David Caruso - America's second-hammiest actor

......With the giant void left in Shatner’s wake, David Caruso puts on his shades, busts out a one-liner and places second. Beside his known work in “CSI Miami ” and “Jade” he was also in “Hudson Hawk.”
If you don’t know I’m talking about, that’s because you shouldn’t.
Caruso was also in an episode of “T.J. Hooker.” If that doesn’t tell you why he’s worthy of second place then nothing will.
Unlike Shatner, Caruso carries himself with the bravado of a man who’s earned his second place position in a bad actor’s race.
I watched CSI Miami this week and the thought that occurred to me was that they should have cast him in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". They wouldn't have had to bother with the prosthetics, he already has the face. Just needs a coat of green paint. LOL
Plagiarized from because it is just too good to miss!

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