Tuesday, April 1, 2008

David Caruso's Marbled, Throbbing D**I**C**K

.......thank you for TID for lending me a headline! http://thisisdepression.blogspot.com/2008/03/hollywood-screenplays-im-working-on.html
When I first watched CSI: Miami, I was rather horrified by David Caruso. I'd never seen him in anything before, and I couldn't believe he was for real. Both ginger (a personal AAAARGH!) and insanely mannered.
Nothing sexy
about carrot top.
He is trying too hard to be sexy.
He looks like an idiot.
No one talks like that in real life.
His acting is so bad, it's almost comedic.

In summary:
David Caruso is to acting what "Jade" was to cinema.
Or enema.
Both give me the flash-craps
......Caruso-level diahrrea.......(LOL)
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