Tuesday, April 29, 2008

David Caruso is dreadful...

David Caruso (CSI Miami) - Dear God is he a dreadful fucking actor!
It’s actually comical how bad he is. Caruso moves like he's a fucking Lurch.

His overacting
puts Gary Oldman to shame, the difference being that when Gary Oldman does it, it's awesome. I don't know how, but it is. Probably because he stars in movies that are surreal to begin with, not television shows that are meant to be somewhat-accurate portrayals of crime scenes.
And if Caruso ever opens his eyes all the way or speaks at an audible level, I swear to God I'm going to have a fucking heart attack.

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