The David Caruso de-liver-y

DAVID CARUSO OBSERVATION OF THE DAY:

The David Caruso de-liver-y.

In addition to David Caruso's creepily empathic "I feel your pain and I want to gently penetrate you pain from behind" vibe, one must also comment on the uniquely cheesy cadence of...his...de-liv-er-y.
I would like to do a taped parody of David Caruso reading the pledge of allegiance. Or the small legal print on an ad.
Every sentence ending in that absurdly portentous tone--that rhythm of inane epiphany.

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Found on: http://www.nyc.com/people/Teddyvegas/blog/archive/2007/3.aspx
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David Caruso