Monday, April 7, 2008

David Caruso B-I-T-C-H

You know the fact that Caruso has a job at all is the one and singular reason I am convinced- he has taken it up the ass from someone up high on the Hollywood food chain.

He's got to have dirt on someone, somewhere. Who the hell does he play the bitch for? There' s just no explanation.

But hell, the same country that created David Caruso created Cheese Whiz. Both, are horribly slimy, canned, unnaturally orange facsimiles of something else and both have inexplicably made their way to mass popularity across the world.


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