Tuesday, April 22, 2008

David Caruso - Verbally challenged

There are some actors who you simply can't watch, unless a misplaced sense of Catholic guilt requires you to do penance by sticking the metaphorical equivalent of a poniard into your eyeballs.
Case in point?
David Caruso
His heavy-handed, over-modulated, Ray-Ban driven delivery (and seriously, has any other actor relied so heavily on a pair of shades to fake gravitas more than this hack?) always makes me reach for the remote.

Caruso's muffled, sanctimonious speech, the art of repeated sunglass folding, how to look cool while running from explosions in polyester pants and the nonverbal communication known as "squint acting".
He must have the 'Victor Newman clause' in his contract, so that every scene he's in ends up with either him having the last word or the last camera shot. .......to me, he'll always be the snot-nosed little punk that got killed by Rambo in FIRST BLOOD.
Source: http://johndborra.blogspot.com/2008/04/call-off-search-party-steve-martin.html

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