Sunday, August 3, 2008

David Caruso and A-Rod - A comparison

EVERYBODY hates David Caruso.

EVERYBODY hates A. Rod.

Whate else do those two have in common?

Q: I just wrote you an e-mail comparing A-Rod to David Caruso. I decided my analogy....and I just hate A-Rod and David Caruso.--Chris Madsen, Puyallup, Wash.

SG: Well, thanks for letting me know either way. I appreciate it. By the way, I concede the A-Rod thing, but how can you hate David Caruso?
The man gave us a pantheon-level performance in "NYPD Blue," one of the only solid Nic Cage movies in "Kiss of Death," tremendous cameos in "Mad Dog and Glory" and "Proof of Life," he's been redefining the unintentional comedy scale as we know it on "CSI: Miami," and his ill-fated "NYPD" departure spawned the phrase "pulling a Caruso" which lives on to this day.
Plus, he might be the only leading man in the past 25 years with carrot-red hair. The man is an inspiration! He's like the Earl Boykins of Hollywood!
Again, how can you be against David Caruso?
Quote of the day - ...As far as I am concerned He, Keanu Reeves, and David Caruso could have a sort of boring melodramatic cage match sort of dull-off....(

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