David Caruso's little poem

Little children are taught to pray before the go to sleep. The one or other performer prays for a good performance before he goes on stage. What does our favourite butt-boy David Caruso do?

He says the following little poem before every scene to reassure himself that he isn't that huge a douchebag (like everybody says) after all :

Now, I'm... going to... look

at...you...

and say something pithy......

that I think is witty...

but will...

actually...

just make me sound...

retarded.

And ginger.puts on sunglasses

Now...puts hands on hips and swivels

stares down at Jimmy Smits' dead body

let's see you...

have a better comeback!

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Courtesy of http://www.thedvdforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=445845

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David Caruso

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