Monday, August 25, 2008

David Caruso IS the Duke of Hazard

Dukes of Hazard....
Then: Crazy red neck pretty boys romp through the swamp, having adventures, solving crimes, staying one step ahead of the idiot cops. Uncle Jessie presides to deal out nuggets of wisdom. Daisy provides... well lets just say short shorts were re-named in her honor.

Now: pretty boy cops chase redneck criminals, get in adventures, solve crimes. Uncle HoCaine broods, then broods some more then says something that is supposed to sound profound. Cousin Calleigh plays with firearms and double entendres.

All i have to say is David Caruso. Guy would be the perfect actor for Lucas to use. Stiff as a board and only has one expression. All he ever does is look up, look down, put his sunclasses on and take them off.
Or combinations of those.
But also does the 'Horatio Caine' maneuver.. Pushing his jacket back to expose his gun and badge... He also never looks at anyone he's questioning... and it takes a bada$$ to wear a BLACK suit in Miami, especially in the summer.
I can't quite place it, but there's something I can't stand about David Caruso. Something like he's just too cool for school, but he's not.
Quote of the day - .......Like, David Caruso is so obnoxious that I can’t bring myself to watch CSI: Miami......(Cynical Cinema -

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