At least CSI: Miami revels in its tawdry badness. They give me what I want every week: Shots of hot dudes walking around in the sun and Horatio challenging the sun itself to an arm wrestling competition while muttering some cheesy line about justice for all or vengeance for some. It doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is: Bad TV.
Does DavidCaruso know how to open his eyes all the way? Or is it always just too sunny? Did you hear that pause between "care to" and "elaborate"? Yeah, that's what DavidCaruso gets paid to do. Wait for the next cheesy DavidCaruso one-liner...I wonder if Davie realizes how much of a caricature Horatio has become.