Thursday, June 26, 2008

David Caruso the Troglodyte!

Today we have the pleasure of presenting you a post by a former David Caruso Fan. Sugar-daddy David Caruso is making a complete fool of himself with his latest Pakistani/Indian/AlQuida-tart Amina Islam. People shake their heads in disbelief and are disgusted.
Who can blame them?

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I used to be a David Caruso fan, but now I hate him.

How could he dump Liza the mother of his two kids for a fugly troglodyte. She's not even a real acress, plus she's fat, I've seen them on the beach together, she looks like a bloated whale.
Poor Liza is now at home taking care of the two kids alone while the pig is off doing the troglodyte. Poor little Marquez has probably turned to Liza and said 'Where's daddy? Doesn't he love us anymore?' What can she tell him considering he'd rather spend his time with the troglodyte than his own kids. And now I've seen him sporting a ring, has he got engaged to the troglodyte? What was Liza a fill in gap after Margaret and he got her pregnant! He must've been thinking 'Oh s**t she's pregnant! Spose I'd better stay with her.' Then she fell pregnant with Paloma and he must've thought 'Oh f**k now I'm trapped.' Then he meets the troglodyte and see's an escape route, never mind the pain he causes to Liza and those poor kids. And then you lot defend him, what is he a bloody national treasure?! No his a sad old b**stard desperately trying to hold onto his non-existant youth. I hope Liza takes him to court for maintenance payments and screws him for everything his worth.

David your a pig and it's your poor kids that are suffering because of your selfish womanising ways, one day your gonna end up a sad, lonely, unloved old man and you'll have no-one to blame but yourself.
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http://boards.cbs.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=cbscsimiamb&tid=4556
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Quote of the day: ....
I don’t think this surprises anyone. Caruso’s bad reputation will outlive him....(http://www.celebritymound.com/?p=10186)

14 comments:

DCHater said...

I am DCHater and I would just like to say thankyou for posting my comments here for everyone to read it's really great. I think everyone who agrees with me should come and join the DCHater train and let him know exactly what we think of him.

Cole said...

You're welcome. We thank YOU for your most inspiring post.

DCHater said...

I had absolutely no idea my post would be so inspiring! I wrote it in a rage cause I was so Pi**ed, I still am.

I used to be married to an older man and he treated me like a cooking, cleaning, sex slave. I did all the hard work in our relationship and he just sat back and enjoyed the ride. Caruso is just the same!!!! At the first sign of trouble in a relationship he bails out instead of trying to work things out, just like my ex.

Older men only get with younger women cause it makes them feel good and they can turn to their mates and say 'hey I'm doing a hot, young bit of stuff'.

I used to think Caruso had a few problems finding the right woman to spend his life with, now I know the truth. His a pig who's only out for himself and his enormous ego.

Caruso your ego get's any bigger and you won't be able to fit on the set of CSI Miami anymore.

Cole said...

It is. Because you voiced what other people only might dare to think. Keep in mind that Caruso was married 3 times. How often has that man to get divorced to have people see that it MAY BE CARUSO'S FAULT?
His second wife even once said,she filed for divorce because "life with david become unbearable". Whatever that means.
Ignore the Caruso-fan-girls at the Message Board. They just can't deal with differing opinion/critics...

DCHater said...

I think their problem is they wish they were his new hot young bit of stuff and if they keep in his good graces they might still have a chance.

I have strong beliefs and opinions and I refuse to stay quiet.

Cole said...

I second that. Sometimes I just ca't believe what i have to read on this board. They sound like pre-adolescent girls who get their panties wet over Caruso shutting out all the mistakes and short-comings he obviously has. Ridiculous

DCHater said...

Their constantly trying to accuse me of being his stalker Vixen, it's so sad. It's like no-one else can have an opinion or feel strongly about what this jerk has been doing to women.

I have very strong principles and when I see that kind of behaviour I can't stay quiet.

Cole said...

And you have every right to voice your opinion. Just ignore them. As long as you don't get banned you can say whatever you want. They have accused me of being Vixen too. But I have shrugged them off. I really don't care what a bunch of silly fan-girls has to say..here you are more than welcome. Your look on things is refreshing.

DCHater said...

I just tell it how I see it and some people just can't handle the truth.

Now I recently saw a picture of Caruso with Marquez and he was looking very tense, could it be....

a) He had a row with Liza when picking up Marquez.

b) His missing his little troglodyte.

c) His realised some of his fans are beginning to see the truth about him and are turning on him.

d) He can't handle the truth of what I have said about him.

Cole said...

Exactly. Or the just prefer to close their eyes on David Caruso's short-commings. And he has a LOT of the.

Looks like Liza is pulling a K-Fed on him. Good for her.

DCHater said...

I just have one thing to say to Liza if she is reading this....

YOU GO GIRL!!!

Make that womanising creep pay in the biggest way possible.

Cole said...

I SECOND THAT!!!

DCHater said...

They must be having a party over at the cbs chat page they finally got rid of my rant. It's a shame I can't have it posted somewhere where people like them can never escape it (and that includes David Caruso and his troglodyte).

Cole said...

You and your opinion is alwas welcome here. Try the IMDb-board...